Yup... kissable, lickable, fuckable... pretty much just awesome. And my lips would never look like this with all the lip gloss in the world!
So it got me to thinking, maybe Mr. Latchkey Wife would like my bubble gum flavored lips and maybe he'd want to kiss me more. If there's one thing we don't do a lot of, it's make out. He actually told me he's not a big fan of kissing... what the WHAT? That's just preposterous if you ask me! No joke, I actually scolded him more than once, telling him to "kiss me like he fucking likes me." I'm wondering if bubble gum flavored lips might make him change his tune? Although it could backfire on me and I won't be able to keep him off me. Dude, I'm trying to watch television...Geez.
And then I saw a new hot fucking outtake of Robert Pattinson and wondered if he likes bubble gum flavored lips? Because when you get right down to it, isn't that more important? If I could just lure him in with my shiny, lickable lips, he'd really have no chance at escaping my clutches. Could bubble gum lip gloss be the new RPattz bait? You know I'll definitely take one for the team to prove this theory to be true. Someone's got to do it.
I'm willing to experiment with the bubble gum flavored lip gloss if he wants. I mean, seriously... does it have to be just for lips, er, well, the lips on my face anyway? Why can't it be nip gloss, or clit gloss? Honestly, if the guy wants to lick it off any part of my body, I'll be rapidly applying. I may need to buy stock in Rimmel Royal Gloss in Bubble Blush because chances are, I'm going to blow through this little tube in about 17 seconds if Rob is licking it off my body. I may have to write to Rimmel and ask them to just deliver a swimming pool full of the stuff so I can just immerse myself and let the licking commence.
Did Santa bring you any little item you think may be the answer to your Rob-luring prayers? Maybe Hot Pocket scented shampoo? Or Heineken flavored body lotion? I only pray that the Preh-tay loves bubble gum because this shit has got to be good for something!