I feel like lately the Twidom has been very... spurty. As in we just gets spurts of information that make us all happily squeeeee when Twitter goes mad with links to photos and news and spoilers... aaaaaaand then it's gone. Dead. Like nothing happens for weeks. And I start to get depressed. And I drown my sorrows in a vat of cheeseburger soup (which I'm doing right now even though I'm not really that depressed. It's lowfat...right?)
Sorry... this has nothing to do with my post except that I Googled "sad twilight fan" and this came up and it made me snork diet Pepsi out my nose.
A few weeks ago we had Jumpy Rob. JR made me almost giddy. I mean why wouldn't he? First of all, RPattz in his fucking skivs? Yes please, may I have another. And secondly, RPATTZ IN HIS MUTHAFUCKING SKIVS!! We thought the Twidom simultaneously orgasmed over shirtless Rob during the New Moon filming... but Rob, clad only in his delicates, nearly caused me to almost stroke out at my desk. Oh the fun that was had with Jumpy Rob...
Even Twitarded had some fun with Jumpy Rob. He fit right in with us crazies! I wonder where Jerkface hid his clothes. Poor guy... I bet he's experiencing some shrinkage!
And shortly after (or maybe at the same time, my brain gets all fuzzy when he's wearing so little), we were blessed with Butt Crack Rob. Now I've have never been a fan of the butt crack. "Just say no to crack" is my motto. But Rob's crack? Now that's a horse of a different color. That's a butt crack I may actually want to stick my tongue in. Don't judge me... I know you'd all do the same given the opportunity.
We've also been graced with a number of new outtakes from various photo shoots. You know the ones... TV Week. Oh gawd, how I love these TV Week photos. I think the outtakes are keeping me from going fucking postal and killing a whole bunch of people.
And then Vogue dropped a few more on us. Unf.
But what we reallyreallyreallyreally have been pining for is the release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Even though I probably won't get a chance to buy it or watch it this weekend because I'm going away, I still do a happy dance when I see the commercial on TV. It's almost here! It's almost here! Yay! I get to watch Angry Edward on Bluray...finally!
I will say that I'm kinda concerned that the DVD release is Saturday and NO one has invited me to a big par-tay! Helloooooo? What the fuck is up with that? To make matters worse, I have people emailing me to say they've already gotten their copy of Eclipse [I'm looking at you Lila!], why don't you just rub some salt in my festering wound? And according to I_Heart_Fifty, Eclipse is already out in New Zealand! WTF?! She's been posting like crazy about all the awesomeness that comes with it over on her TwiKiwi blog. I can't look - I wanna be surprised!
What I want to know is this: what are your plans for the big Eclipse release weekend? Do you have a big to-do in the works with some cool swag like MamaCougar? Are you all masturbation nation and watching it alone? Or are you a baaaaaaad Twifan like me and you probably won't even purchase the fucking thing this weekend?
Tell us your plans! If it's something really good, I may even rip off your idea for a future event!