Thursday, December 2, 2010

What Are Your Plans For The Big Eclipse Release?

*Possible Spoiler Alert* if your staying pure... is anyone actually staying pure for BD?

I feel like lately the Twidom has been very... spurty. As in we just gets spurts of information that make us all happily squeeeee when Twitter goes mad with links to photos and news and spoilers... aaaaaaand then it's gone. Dead. Like nothing happens for weeks. And I start to get depressed. And I drown my sorrows in a vat of cheeseburger soup (which I'm doing right now even though I'm not really that depressed. It's lowfat...right?)

Sorry... this has nothing to do with my post except that I Googled "sad twilight fan" and this came up and it made me snork diet Pepsi out my nose.

A few weeks ago we had Jumpy Rob. JR made me almost giddy. I mean why wouldn't he? First of all, RPattz in his fucking skivs? Yes please, may I have another. And secondly, RPATTZ IN HIS MUTHAFUCKING SKIVS!! We thought the Twidom simultaneously orgasmed over shirtless Rob during the New Moon filming... but Rob, clad only in his delicates, nearly caused me to almost stroke out at my desk. Oh the fun that was had with Jumpy Rob...

Even Twitarded had some fun with Jumpy Rob. He fit right in with us crazies! I wonder where Jerkface hid his clothes. Poor guy... I bet he's experiencing some shrinkage!

And shortly after (or maybe at the same time, my brain gets all fuzzy when he's wearing so little), we were blessed with Butt Crack Rob. Now I've have never been a fan of the butt crack. "Just say no to crack" is my motto. But Rob's crack? Now that's a horse of a different color. That's a butt crack I may actually want to stick my tongue in. Don't judge me... I know you'd all do the same given the opportunity.

It's almost like she's guarding the butt crack. Meh, she's a twig. I'll just knock her down.

We've also been graced with a number of new outtakes from various photo shoots. You know the ones... TV Week. Oh gawd, how I love these TV Week photos. I think the outtakes are keeping me from going fucking postal and killing a whole bunch of people.


And then Vogue dropped a few more on us. Unf.


But what we reallyreallyreallyreally have been pining for is the release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Even though I probably won't get a chance to buy it or watch it this weekend because I'm going away, I still do a happy dance when I see the commercial on TV. It's almost here! It's almost here! Yay! I get to watch Angry Edward on Bluray...finally!

I will say that I'm kinda concerned that the DVD release is Saturday and NO one has invited me to a big par-tay! Helloooooo? What the fuck is up with that? To make matters worse, I have people emailing me to say they've already gotten their copy of Eclipse [I'm looking at you Lila!], why don't you just rub some salt in my festering wound? And according to I_Heart_Fifty, Eclipse is already out in New Zealand! WTF?! She's been posting like crazy about all the awesomeness that comes with it over on her TwiKiwi blog. I can't look - I wanna be surprised!

Is it just me, or does Edward look completely plastic in this picture?

What I want to know is this: what are your plans for the big Eclipse release weekend? Do you have a big to-do in the works with some cool swag like MamaCougar? Are you all masturbation nation and watching it alone? Or are you a baaaaaaad Twifan like me and you probably won't even purchase the fucking thing this weekend?

Tell us your plans! If it's something really good, I may even rip off your idea for a future event!

60 comments:

  1. First of all, I had to stop reading quite a few times from laughing so hard. Particularly with the knocking down of the KStew. Now, I love that girl, but I would pay to see you bowl her over to get to Rob :D

    And just like in NZ, Eclipse was released in Australia a few days ago. I got my copy last night and watched it the moment I got home. So much better when you're not at the movies and can squee freely.

    Chin up! You'll get it soon! Maybe MamaC can send you some leftover goodies?

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  2. Living with Edward and I are headed out tomorrow night to Lancaster to stay over, and then pick up Eclipse at the Target there in the morning. Then we will meet with Inotu and Team Six Pack in Lancaster for lunch and good times for the day!! We couldn't find a party that we wanted to go to that would be an equal distance for the four of us, so we are compromising. Can't wait!!!

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  3. Finally, someone I can relate to. I won't get my Eclipse DVD 'til Dec. 6 (grumble, grumble, grumble) and I'm not invited to any DVD release party, well, that's probably b/c I'm in Hong Kong, and none of you have met me, whatevs (more grumble, grumble, grumble).

    And I agree, KStew will be no match to us crazy (desperate) Twitarts when it comes to HHH buttcrack. She'll get trampled over, and eat our dust.

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  4. Oh. My. Fucking. God.

    I got a mention on Twitarded. I am literally SQUEEing with happiness right now. ALMOST more so than when my Eclipse DVD arrived on Wednesday.

    I fucking love you LKW. That is all.

    Ooh, and please head on over to my blog, and follow me! Thanks! xxxxxx

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  5. I pre-ordered my two premium double disc sets, so I'll have to wait for them to arrive next week. But someone sent me a link to a bootleg version a while back, so I've been watching it at least weekly since it left the theaters. I saw it 7 times in theaters, so I don't feel bad about watching the bootleg. It hasn't kept me from spending my fair share of money on the movie.

    I'm just anxious to get the fast forward Edward version!

    I don't have any obsessed friends in RL, so there is no one to party with.

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  6. Well, we WERE going to have our Eclipse DVD release party on 12/4 but I have to go out of town for a Christmas party, SO...we are having it on the 11th. You are all cordially invited to Chesapeake, VIrginia if you would like to come. We have decorations, food, & booze planned. Should be good times.

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  7. I have to work all weekend AND Monday (sobs, flails on floor), so I will be buying it on my way home from work Sat night. However, I'm not going to watch it until I have ample time to enjoy all the deliciousness that goes along with it, so that means probably Tuesday before I can watch and truly appreciate it (more sobbing and flailing). I'm considering calling off work Sat. and locking myself in my bedroom with a bottle of wine, while letting the kids destroy the house and eat junk food all day so they'll leave me alone.

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  8. Well...you bitches KNOW what I'll be up to. @17ForeverLisa and I will be tit's deep in "Major Jasper Whitlock's Southern Comfort Lemonade" and groping each other while we squee over the extras, commentary and FUCKING BEANIE ROB FOR THE WIN!

    There will be 12 very lucky ladies receiving seriously badass Eclipse Swag Bags that contain Bella's bracelet, an Eclipse shirt and lots of other Twilighty goodies.

    We'll be doing Blood Red Volturi Cherry Cola Jello Shots, playing a trivia game to with the coveted Golden Onion Award and plenty more drunken debauchery all up in The Cougar's Den!

    I wish each and every one of you a fabulous weekend with Angryward, Tentward, Snuggleward, Hicthward, or whatever "-ward" trips yer trigger.

    <3 you h00rs!!!

    MC

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  9. Let's see - I can swing by Target in the am before frantically holiday shopping at the "alternative craft fairs"
    from 11-3, after which I'm watching the annual cross-state rival university football game from 4- 8. Then, if all goes well, I can toss the ex out of the house (he's here for said football game) and maybe my daughter will be out with her crew celebrating her birthday and I can get at least part way through the DVD.

    If I get a chance to listen to the commentary before the end of the year it will be a miracle. (True story - the only commentary I've ever listened to was Twilight)

    So I'd love it if there are any Eclipse viewing parties in Seattle over the next several weeks. Heck, I'd even host one if it means I'd get to see the thing with like-minded souls.

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  10. know what I'm doing? I'm working a god damn holiday open house at work. That's what hell I'm doing. I'm not pleased. at all. And I can't even go to the midnight crap because I have to get up super early the next morning to take my dear son to the allergist before he almost dies again from being around cat hair and candles. GOD DAMNIT!
    Besides that...I'll be sitting home alone watching it. Where I WON'T be in Chicago area watching with my bitches from Twilight Anonymous Junkies Kassie and Marie DAMNIT

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  11. I totally snorted at that twilight condom caption too!!!

    I'm not as excited about the dvd as I should be. Wait, that's not quite true, I'm excited about the extras I totes OD'd on the movie the first month it was in the theatre.

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  12. Kassie and I are having an EPIC Eclipse party this Saturday with 25+ peeps confirmed coming! I'm so freakin excited I didn't sleep last night and probably won't sleep tonight either! Lol.

    Some of the crazy ass games we have planned are Hot Edward (our version of Hot Potato with Mini E!) and my personal favorite - pin the sparkly peen on Edward!!!!!

    To ensure we get good and toasted, there will be drinking games. You must drink every time Bella is twitchy, Jacob takes his shirt off and Edward is self-sacrificing and Emo! Cant get drunk without some blood red margaritas, vampire wine and vampire venom jello shots.

    You guys will have to wait until after the party to see the goodies I made for everyone cuz I want it to be a surprise, but I think everyone will really like it.

    LKW - you are totally invited if you are in the Chicago area this weekend!!!! You know we'd love to have you! Feel free to bring JJ and STY! You can hit our party and then head over to Mama Cougar's!

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  13. @Cat - we are soooooo gonna be missing you and Robzsinger both on Saturday!!!! We will find a way to get together! Mwah!!!!!
    <3Marie

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  14. I got my copy yesterday, and it is awesome! I plan on having party tomorrow night. I have a 15 ft blowup movie screen and we will be drinking and getting down with a life size rpatzz. I promise to tweet inappropriate pics!

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  15. I totes forgot it was being released this week until my office mate reminded me yesterday. I suck.

    Plans are to pick up the DVD at some point on Saturday. Most of my Twi-sistas are going through major life events right now (divorce, new baby, moving, etc) so Eclipse is the last thing on their minds. :( Poor grrls.

    w/v: dicatink. I don't have a comment for that but it sure is fun to say.

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  16. OMG! -not 'poor grrl' to my friend who had the baby. Yea!!! to her and her gorgeous new son! I had my other friend's divorce on my mind when I typed 'poor grrls'. Argh..

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  17. Dude, you have a typo is the first sentence....that's my job...to have typos. YOU NEVER have typos!

    Ayhoo, PMSL at "Masterbation Nation." You Kill Me.

    I plan to hang out and watch it with my Sis and parents. My Dad is dying to see it lmao! So we're all going to watch it together Sat night.

    xo J

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  18. Ok, so I probs won't buy the dvd this weekend, cuz right now I'm lucky hubs has't burned my copy of New Moon & Twilight. We saw a commercial for the dvd for the 1st time last night & he visibly tensed up. Yeah, he's kinda uptight about my addiction to all things twilight right now.

    Anyway...I have two options for this weekend: 1. Go to an amazing Eclipse party at @charlahicks house with @amandakmelby, @jaymes805, @twi_lin and @renabug1 and have an amazing alcohol filled weekend which will most likely end with moving back in with my parents because hubs will change the locks while I'm gone. Or, 2. I can sit at home, SOBER, decorate for the unbelievable pain in the ass...I mean christmas, and try not to cry and trying to remember when my hubs became an overbearing, insecure douche that is threatened by a fictional man.

    Hmmmm....decisions...decisions.

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  19. One more thing...@lkw - I fluv your Rob porn radar. I had not seen the new VF outtakes.*getsdownandkissesyourfeet* I realllllly needed those pics. :)

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  20. @norcaltwitard - go to the party!

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  21. Oh LKW, I love you! You know you are among friends when you can openly admit to wanting to stick your tongue in the Crack-o-Pattz! Don't worry girl, we don't judge!

    Anywho, my Twi-besties and I are attending the midnight release party tomorrow night at our local mall. Trivia games, costume contests, prizes...the whole bit. Yeah kinda lame, I know. However, I plan on crafting a mighty fine buzz before rolling up in there. It's the only way I will be able to deal with all the screaming 14 year olds that will surely be there. Maybe I'll just knock them down (much like your plans for Stewy). Cause let's face it...I'll cut a bitch over an Eclipse DVD!

    Then I plan on spending the rest of my weekend holed up having some *ahem* alone time with Robward...and Major Jasper Whitlock ma'am *le sigh*

    And I totes can't wait for the commentary on this one...from the spoilers I've read it's gonna be hilarious!

    Happy Eclipse Weekend Bitches! :)

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  22. Sigh...it doesn't come out in Ireland till Monday. And my car will probably STILL be buried in a snow drift then. It's my own damn fault for naming her Snowflake. Stupid fucking irony...

    Love the condom pic! Even my gay guy buddy thinks Twilight is lame. Not that he doesn't appreciate Rob and Taybait...

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  23. I don't wanna brag, but I'm drivin' up to Portland to hang with Lindz NomNom for her Eclipse dvd party. That's not the bragging part. The bragging part is me emailing Annette at Dazzled (FUCKIN' RIGHT THE FUCK ON!!) and getting some drink recipes from the notorious drink list she unleashed on us at FOORRKKSS!!! for the party!


    I'm fuckin' stoked. Even though I've seen Eclipse about 1832475 times, there's just nothing like hanging out with other pyschos...

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  24. I plan on buying it Saturday afternoon & watching it with my hubs (alcohol definitely involved) Saturday night. He knows the dialogue from Twilight & NM almost as well as I do, lol! I love him so fucking much.

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  25. hell yeah i have plans! i'm finally bringing pocket edward out of his box!....seemed appropriate. i'm having a dinner with my bestie where we plan to take pics of pocket edward drinking and then we are dragging him and ourselves christmas shopping until midnight where we will stand in line at wallyworld....(the only gd place around us that is open at midnight) and with pocket edward sitting in the front of our cart.....yes we've planned this.....we will FINALLY get ECLIPSE! then were going to go to our seperate homes and probaly watch leghitch on repeat. i don't give a damn what anyone says that leghitch did it for me and just the thought of it does it over and over for me...can't wait til i can actually watch it again.......so yeah those are my plans. ahhh feeling tingly can't wait!

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  26. I got it yesterday coz I live in Australia, I thought it must be already out everywhere and I was wondering where the posts were.
    I havent watched the special features yet. I am saving that for tomorrow, a friend is coming over and we are going to watch it and try to rekindle our twilight love as we havent been good twilight fans lately.

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  27. Yeah, I'm from the US, but live in Australia. I'm in the Twi closet so after seeing the dvd in the stores I went home & tried to buy it on US Itunes. Much to my dismay I found that I have to wait until the 4th...so that means the 5th here. Not pleased. -Fictor09

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  28. @Jen...you have a typo in the first sentence of your comment. LMAO!
    I'm taking the kids to the dentist, raking leaves, then...if I haven't killed myself by the end of the day, I'll watch it in bed with clean teeth.
    If a guy ever pulled out a Twilight condom, I'd pee on him...lmao!

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  29. I'm from Australia so the DVD actually came out almost 3 days ago. i still haven't bought it. i feel like such a twifan failure.

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  30. That's sooo unfair :-(
    Here in Germany we have to wait 7 more days... 7!!!!
    But since there aren't so many twihards in my little hicktown I will probably buy it and watch it with my sister and my mum over and over again til my dad kicks out the tv... he can't stand Bella... he thinks she's a whiny bitch...and he is Team Emmett aaaaall the way...

    Okay ladies... I hope u're havin fun with hitchward...bitches...

    hugs from germany xxx

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  32. Wow, I guess I am alone in my complete apathy for the release of the Eclipse DVD. I guess I am looking forward to seeing the extras and the Rob commentary but that's about it. I saw Twilight in theater about a dozen times and was at Target right when they opened to get the DVD. I saw New Moon in the theater half a dozen times and went to a Midnight release party for the DVD and had a blast. With Eclipse, I saw it once in the theater because it was so disappointing. Melissa Rosenburg manages to strip Edward of his romance and charm in every movie. I loathe her and wish to God that she was not involved with BD. When I saw Eclipse at the theater, the scene where Bella talks to Jake after the big fight was messed up, there was no sound. Instead of angry patrons, there was laughter as we all supplied our own commentary.

    @norcaltwitard - I feel your pain, hang in there, you have friends here.

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  33. I'm from Australia too and was excited when I picked up my two disc special edition copy on Wednesday from Target...until I noticed my bonus gift,'jelly bangles' were Wolf JB's - ripped off, where's my Edward JB's?! Should have gone with the free keyring offer instead. TRAGIC!!!
    Anyway, watched the movie with my son that afternoon and will watch the second disc tomorrow (Saturday)when everyone's out. I need peace and quiet to soak up all the deleted and extended scenes.

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  34. @likeitlemony - I'm with you. Eclipse was just a big fail on soooo many levels. I, too, despise Melissa Rosenberg - Eclipse is her movie and has very little to do with the book. I hate what David Slade did too, I hated his wolves, I hated the opening sequence (I mean really, do you think that's how Victoria would have turned Riley???? Remember the last scene in Twilight with Victoria was at the prom and she was drop dead gorgeous and sexy as hell, she would have seduced him, not taken a flying leap at him in the pouring down rain and scratched his palm. WTF???) So many, many other fails, too numerous to mention. So yeah I will get it, but I'm in no hurry. I, too, went to the midnight DVD release party for NM and was totally excited, rushed home and watched it twice even though I had seen it in the theaters 9 times. The only reason I want the Eclipse DVD is for the Pre-tay.

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  35. @Mrs. P Twibite - Damn you! you beat me to it. @Twired - that made me laugh sofa king hard. I love you.

    And cheeseburger soup sounds fucking gross.

    Anyhoo, plans... er, I don't think I actually have any plans for this weekend. Is that terrible? Does that make me a horrible blogger? Maybe I'll convince STY and Myg to come over and we can all snuggle under my Edward blanket and watch it together. That sounds like a plan...

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  36. I'm actually going to brave WalMart on a weekend IN DECEMBER to go get my hands on this! I haven't watched all the special features and extras that have been released so at least that will be new... Agree that nothing has topped my enthusiasm for when Twilight came out on DVD, but that one is always gonna be "the special one" for me. Besides, I don't have keys to JJ's new house, which would make surprise Twilighty-themed decorating a little difficult. : )

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  37. still looking for my vampDecember 3, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Damn, I want to go to Mama Cougars!

    No plans. I gotta get my groove on and get some Christmas shopping done. My friend ordered me a copy, so I don't know when I will be seeing it.

    Thanks for posting that TV week pic. That one is a core sopper.

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  38. LKW you crack me up! And I love reading about everyone's plans and looking @ pics of decorations/swag (sure wish I lived near Mama Cougar;) I'll pick up the DVD in the morning, then host a wine&watch party w/ my 2 Twibuddies (our motto: there may be drinking involved!) I look forward to reports of Twitard shenanigans on Twitter and followup posts!

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  39. @TwiredJen - Ya, thanks for pointing out my typo twat. Like you couldn't just ignore it... but then thanks @MrsP for pointing out Jen's! LOL! I love you guys!

    I'm hoping that some day I can kick the hubs out of the house (which he never leaves btw) and snuggle in on the couch with my blankie and snacks and watch it on my new tv with the surround sound! Yay... it'll been like heaven!

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  40. My DVD has shipped, wahoo! Set to arrive on Monday and we all know I'll be watching it the second I get my paws on it. WITH Rob-mentary. I can't wait to hear the Robsten banter that I Heart Fifty raved about :)

    DVD Release Party is all planned for Tuesday night. I have treats for everyone and have once again strong-armed my friend who has a sweet home-theater with huuuuge screen to host it. Wine will be consumed, fun will be had. Oh, and thanks to Mama Cougar, I've 'borrowed' pretty much every party idea she has posted :) xoxo

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  41. Unf, is right, thanks for the VF photo, I had not seen it. Damn. Where was I. Oh yeah, the Eclipse release.

    Well I'm more than a little annoyed because I pre-ordered it on Amazon as soon as I got the notification I signed up to receive telling me it was finally available for pre-order. I was hoping they would mail it so that I received it on release day, today... ok technically midnight which makes it Saturday. Why do they have to make things so effing complicated?!? I have my Amazon crap shipped to work because it's easier. And I don't work on the weekends. So I won't get mine until Monday. And I'm sick as a dog right now and had been so looking forward to lying on the couch all weekend having a Twilight-New Moon-Eclipse looping marathon. But now that's all shot to hell. And I thought I was cranky before.

    So um yeah, after all that complaining, I'm announcing that I'm doing nothing. Whoop. E.

    Does whiskey cure strep? I think I'll find out this weekend.

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  42. I will be getting this for XMas and my Mom just got a HUGE tv that we will be watching it on. Edward almost life sized! Yum!!!!

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  43. I'm hanging with DangrDafne, LivingWEdward and Team_SixPack tomorrow. Squeeeeeee. I might be a lil excited.

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  44. No Eclipse party for me...I pre-ordered my "Special Collector's" Edition and the store said it would be here on 12/6. Let's just say I'm going to knee deep in the meadow in about 10 minutes!

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  45. Dammit! My son's birthday is this weekend. And my friend's daughter's birthday was today. And her birthday party is tomorrow. Double damn. I'm going to *try* to get to WalMart or something to get a copy of this, but you just know they're gonna be sold out. And who wants to drag a terrible-two-tantrum-throwing-toddler into WalMart only to find they're sold out of the one thing you went in there to get?

    Double damn. Guess I'll just watch my pirated copy this weekend and order the stupid movie online.

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  46. I plan on running out tomorrow morning to Tar-jay to pick up my my dvd. I don't think I can handle going into Walmart - it's just a pain in the ass over there.

    And I'm in the same boat at TheRugbymom - no rl friends who are big fans so, meh, I'll watch it alone. Hubby's going into work tomorrow and my daughter won't move her arse out of bed until noon-ish. I'm actually very excited about this!

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  47. I am doing nothing. Sad but true. Too much holiday craziness right now. We are decorating our house and tree tomorrow night. I will be luck to watch in on Sunday evening on my laptop with headphones. I am dying to watch with commentary. @Kitty_Elvis and I are going to try and get together soon to watch together. It can't come soon enough. Have fun everyone!

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  48. I awoke this a.m. To an email from Target saying my DVDs have been delayed. So I drove to Best Buy and was the second and only other person in the store, but they did have a lame little Eclipse stand near the door. I made them go rummage in the storeroom for the Bella bracelets they had advertised as cheap with each DVD.
    Bliss. I will watch tonight (after an exciting day of chores like taking a dachshund to the vet for an infected anal gland checkup. But at least I will be wearing one of the bracelets), Then tonight I can slash a DVD open with a knife, and sit down to watch. Alone is best the first time so I can pause at will.
    I havet been the same since that Biel video re Ron 2004-2010 you all ppsted.

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  49. So sorry for typos above. I had to use the BB in a car, and sun plus excitement made me do it.Will slap myself.

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  50. I watched my Eclipse DVD on Weds too *high fives fellow kiwi's @i_heart_fifty and @sparkly jul*

    ... i had a party alright - in my pants... fuck me Eclipseward is sooooo sexy ... i swoon at the kiss in the opening meadow scene you know when his bottom lip curls down it seem to encompass her whole mouth ... thud! and of course the bedroom scene, leg hitch, his fingers digging into her back and the propsal ... every. time. *sigh* actually i think that's more of a moan!!!

    Hope you all enjoyed your viewing whether it was with fellow twitards or alone (with the phone off the hook)

    xxx

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  51. I am so late on this one but I am DRIVING LIKE SIX HOURS TO UPSTATE NEW YORK to watch with Toefunny! IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING I CAN'T WAIT!

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  52. As I type this, I am sitting on the couch with Lil Cougar in Mama Cougar's basement. Mama Cougar's in the recliner, and we're watching the Destination Forks DVD.

    We miss you Twitards so damn much!!! Mary and I keep saying, "We were there!" Did you know that the gal who ran the tour store is married to our tour guide Travis?!

    Now there is haunting music playing along with pictures of the beach. Jumping Rob for the MFW!!

    I haven't peeked inside the Swag Bags yet, but based on last year's loot, I know it will be awesome.

    Mary went to pick up the balloons this morning for the decorations and the Eclipse ones she ordered off of eBay (a) won't float even with helium in them, and (b) have a typo on them. If you missed the tweets, they actually say "Twilighth" on them. Too effing funny.

    Well, I saw Eclipse 14 times in the theater. For me, this weekend was more about getting to spend time with Mary and her friends/family again and watching it with the Robsten commentary. Can't wait.

    Have fun everyone!

    XO

    Lisa

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  53. I'm late commenting as usual, but better late than never!

    I went to Walmart at 9pm last night to get Eclipse because I had forgotten it was the 4th until 8:45pm. Don't hate on me...I'm taking care of my mother who broke her leg in 4 places this week AND my football team lost a big game today. But all was made right in the world when I watched Eclipse last night. Twice in the theater was just not enough!

    I missed butt crack Rob first time around so thanks for sharing again. YUM!

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  54. I know this is like two months too late 'cause I suck and am just now catching up with Twitarded. HOWEVER, I am pre-emptively invited LKW, JJ, STY and whomever else wants to come to Connecticut to all future Twilight-related events at my house!! Being in CT, I'm pretty damn sure that I'm like halfway between JJ and STY and LKW, so........ just sayin!

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  55. That's sooo unfair :-(
    Here in Germany we have to wait 7 more days... 7!!!!
    But since there aren't so many twihards in my little hicktown I will probably buy it and watch it with my sister and my mum over and over again til my dad kicks out the tv... he can't stand Bella... he thinks she's a whiny bitch...and he is Team Emmett aaaaall the way...

    Okay ladies... I hope u're havin fun with hitchward...bitches...

    hugs from germany xxx

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  56. Yeah, I'm from the US, but live in Australia. I'm in the Twi closet so after seeing the dvd in the stores I went home & tried to buy it on US Itunes. Much to my dismay I found that I have to wait until the 4th...so that means the 5th here. Not pleased. -Fictor09

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  57. @Jen...you have a typo in the first sentence of your comment. LMAO!
    I'm taking the kids to the dentist, raking leaves, then...if I haven't killed myself by the end of the day, I'll watch it in bed with clean teeth.
    If a guy ever pulled out a Twilight condom, I'd pee on him...lmao!

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  58. I plan on buying it Saturday afternoon & watching it with my hubs (alcohol definitely involved) Saturday night. He knows the dialogue from Twilight & NM almost as well as I do, lol! I love him so fucking much.

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  59. @Cat - we are soooooo gonna be missing you and Robzsinger both on Saturday!!!! We will find a way to get together! Mwah!!!!!
    <3Marie

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