This is seemingly non-Twilight related but I can actually MAKE it Twilight-related because after a year of practice, I can make just about ANYTHING Twilight-related. Really. Try me.
Anyway, I saw this video the other day and thought it was hilarious and wanted to share! I sent the link to Sister Snarky and she confessed that she had come this close to alerting our mom, Momma Snarky, to the existence of this blog (Jenny Jerkface may be OK with her family reading about her Twilight obsession and RPatts stalker-y tendencies and masturbation techniques, but I am not down with that AT ALL). Why was I almost outed? Because Momma Snarky just discovered Facebook. So almost a nanosecond too late, Sister Snarky realized that she had better unfriend Twitarded and FAST because Momma Snarky is a nosy sort and it would take her all of three seconds to look at my sister's friend list and say "Twitarded? What's Twitarded? *click*" and it would be aaaaaall over. Gah! Makes me a little nauseous just thinking about it. Or that might just be all the vodka I drank last night. One of those.
This is just the final, final, FINAL nail in the coffin of any remote possibility of my ever having a personal Facebook account (which I don't). Sure I have come close to setting one up because like everyone else, I want to be able to easily cyber-stalk all of my exes, but I won't do it. And a few weeks ago the company where I work sent out an email saying that they had set up a corporate Facebook page and that we should all hurry up and join (really people? isn't LinkedIn enough for you? C'MON!!!). Uh, yeah... NO. It is beyond perplexing to me that there are people out there who want to spend non-work time with co-workers (excluding Office Snarky, natch).
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