Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Bring Your Umbrella and a Back-Up Liver Because We're Going to Forks!! Also - Bail Money.

I'll be the first to admit it - I'm an asshole.

When I originally started writing this post, it began somewhere along the lines of "I know a lot of you have been asking us if we're planning a trip to Forks this year. It is with great regret that I have to say, no. We're not."

But then I remembered that I basically told people on Twitter we were most definitely planning a trip to Forks so there's that. Plus, I was a little worried y'all might band together and do something really awful to me if I fucked with you.

So, without further ado...

WE'RE GOING BACK TO FOOOOOOORKS, BITCHES!!!


That's right, we are once again planning another pilgrimage to the hometown of our favorite mopey heroine and her hot-ass sparkly boyfriend/husband.


I have to admit, I'm kind of shocked they're even letting us back (this might have something to do with the fact that Forks hasn't caught wind of our Sparkly-Mecca Adventures, Part Deux) but it's happening. Mainly because none of us have stopped talking about how much of a fuck-awesome time we had last year.

Because, honestly? We all pretty much agreed that it was the best time we'd ever had. And it wasn't just the fact that I almost hurled all over Forever17 Lisa and Twilove Sue during our Twilight tour, either (apparently I get carsick. Who knew?). Or leg hitching the shit out of Cullenary Curser (and countless others) and shouting over the logging trucks with Mrs. P.


It was because of all of you. It was crazy and hysterical and there was SO much laughing and meeting all of you was just so. fucking. awesome. Plus, I got heckled by cops and didn't end up in jail. Where the hell else will THAT ever happen?

Which is why we're going back. And we hope you will be able to join us. We're not entirely sure what's going to go down this year (we have plans, people! Big, sparkly, motherfucking plans. We don't know if they'll come through, but we have them nonetheless.)


Here's the deal though - we've received oodles of emails from you lovely twat-rots and many of you have requested specific dates. While we would love to accommodate all of you, the only way we could do that would be to move out to Forks permanently. And I'm far too much of an East Coast asshole to do that. We hope you understand and don't send us hate email.

That being said... drum roll please.

The dates of our "Twitarded Goes to FOOOORRRKKS!!! aka "It's (the last) Time" are going to be from September 29, 2011 to October 2, 2011.

Sound familiar? Yeah, we like consistency, what can I say.

Now that we're kind of old hats at this, we figured this would be easier than last year and we'd be able to just dump a shit-ton of information on you.

As usual, we were wrong. Therefore, we will once again be reviving our Twitarded Goes to FOOOORRRKKS!!! blog as the go-to for information.

Over the next few weeks (okay, months - MANY months!), we'll be providing information and sign-up sheets (er, once we figure out what it is that we're actually doing) and all that other technical jazz that seems to be required to drink your weight in vodka and terrorize the good people of Forks by walking drunkenly down the street at 1 in the morning with twenty other women.

Hot damn, I just can't wait.

FOOOOOOOOORKS!!!!

I'm so excited I think I just pooped myself.

I want to go to Fooooorks...

116 comments:

  1. I may leave my husband to attend this event...js...

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  2. YES!!!! *jumpyclaps* bring on the SQUEEEEEES..I actually booked my room for those dates a week ago just hoping it would be those dates...YESSSSS..I can't wait..You guys rock. thanks

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  3. I'm excited. I'm going to have to work out how to stay around the area for 2 weeks. So many major things are happening around that time. Truly excited.

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  4. I am so fucking jealous!

    But this time, it'll be ok, cos I will have already been to FOOORRRKKSSS in August, and I'll know exactly where you are and be able to live vicariously through you.

    I am SO warning all the Forks residents that you crazy bitches are coming back. Don't blame me if the Forks Motel has closed it's doors come the end of September, that's all I'm sayin.

    HAVE FUN, BITCHES!

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  5. Yay!! Squeeee! And any other word that proclaims excitement!

    I had a feeling it would be the same week and that is what I picked at work so I already have it off. Wahoo! I have FOOORRKSS prophecy!! Can't wait ladies! I think my hubby is coming this time. That should be interesting. Did you tell the Forks Motel yet? Did they say last time that they would give a discount when we all came back?

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  6. Oh helz yeah! I can't wait! I think this is a great time of year to go - the weather was perfect last year! Imma book my room tomorrow!

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  7. Just booked my hotel room BABY!!!!!

    I need to go do a shot so I can settle my shit down, because I'm way too fucking excited to hang with you hoorbags.

    MC

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  8. *sigh*

    Don't think I'll be making it this year. Blows chunks.

    But you guys have a fucking awesome time. Please be sure to flail dance and consume excessive amounts of vodka for me.

    If I don't end up going I'll be sure to send choco-peens for you guys.

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  9. FFFFOOOOORRRRKKKKSSSS!!!

    FUCK YEAH!!!

    I bow to the greatness that is Double_Dippin for booking ahead! I love her! Best. Roomie. Ever.

    Looking so forward to seeing everyone again and meeting those of you who couldn't make it last year!

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  10. The trench crawlers may be in.......be afraid, very afraid.

    X

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  11. Haha okay so me and amandakmelby (aka Demanda on Borderline Phenomenal) went to dinner tonight and I somehow guessed from JJ's tweet to STY, LKW, and TK that tonight would be THE night. I kept checking my phone thru dinner and on our way into our driveway, I saw a tweet about the blog post. I pulled the blog up on my phone, saw the dates and we booked our room while sitting in Amanda's car before coming into our house. THAT's dedication people! Or obsession but shhhh, we get excited ok???

    Good thing we made a nice fancy little binder last time with all the car rental, directions, info etc. that we need. I'm so freaking stoked. And btw JJ I tweeted you "I'm so excited, I could fart" before I read the sentence "I'm so excited, I think I just pooped myself". Great asses think alike :)

    CAN'T WAIT TO SEEEE ALL YOUR FACES AGAIN!
    Looks like months of rioting on twitter FINALLY paid off!

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  12. Oh and BTW when we called to book our room, the lady asked if we were with Twitarded! We're legendary in the world of FOOOORKS.

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  13. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE can it be the month before?! I'm booked to be back in the UK by the beginning of September because my visa expires but I reeeeally wanna be able to live it up with you bitches properly in Fooooorks :(
    PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!?!

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  14. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. COMMENCE SQUEEEEEEEEEFEST 2011!!!!

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  17. You can hurl on me anytime, JJ ;)

    Got a text message from Mama Cougar and an email from Dangrdafne. People are jacked.

    I have a trip to Arizona in March with family, a trip to Chicago to meet Edbrella and a few others, hoped to do ComicCon in July with Twilove1_Sue and Twired Jen, another trip to Chicago for TwiCon to meet more Twitards, and a trip to LA in November to do tent city and BD premiere with Twilove1_Sue and company...

    Damn it all to hell! I have some serious number crunching to do, don't I?

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  18. I want to come so badly! At least by the time the FOOORKS trip rolls around I'll be 21.

    Oh crap... I need to start saving up my money. How much does this trip usually cost? I'm not nosy or anything. I'm still in college so funds are limited for me. Hell, I haven't had a proper holiday in years. So Forks will be my belated twenty-first birthday present to myself.

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  19. And room is booked. FORKS2011, here I come!

    SQUEEE again!

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  20. Um... I hate to sound like a moron, but where did y'all book your rooms? This is my first time ever doing this, so I don't quite exactly know what I'm doing.

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  21. @Jael: Forks motel. You can google it. LOL

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  22. Do we have a group discount at the hotel, did I miss it?

    WOO HOO!!!

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  23. DamnDamnDamn... ditto everything @17foreverlisa said, including the part about letting JJ hurl on me anytime :) I wanna go again so badly, but this is so close to the BD premiere that it just might push my husband over the edge (and I've already had him teetering on it for the past year). So, I'm just gonna say I don't know for now. It's killing to look at those pictures and know I probably can't go!


    @All - if there's any way you can pull this trip off, you HAVE to do it! You will meet the most wonderful ladies ever and have the time of your life!

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  24. Hell yeah! I'll book the room tomorrow.
    I'll be looking for houseguests and roomies again.

    I really need to drink more and stay up later this time. Will start training seriously when summer starts.

    wv: ingerst.I'm gonna ingerts me some beers at Forks.

    Will book a room tomorrow.

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  25. NO FUCKING WAY!!! This is the best kind of insanity! We will RULE Forks once again!

    SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

    I volunteer to help make arrangements if needed. You have my email. :)

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  26. I have more to comment on later but I REALLY need to get to bed. However, we'll keep you posted about a possible discount at Forks Motel. We're not sure and, as usual, we're flying by the seat of our pants.

    So stoked y'all. I do wish every single one of you could make it!

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  27. Woohoo Forks!!!!!!!! I am soooo going this year. Even if I have to hitchike my ass there on the back of a fat guys segway ; ) Oh the things I would do to hang out with you twatwaffles in Forks.

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  28. WOOOOOFUCKINGHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! fuck yes! NOw that I have no husband to take my Fooooooooooorks money away from me I am so totally there this time. thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!

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  29. SQUEEEEEE!

    just had to post again. I am so excited!

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  30. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! FFFFFFOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! @AllTwiedUp just called me to say its on & I totally squeeed myself.

    @Cullenarycurser- I hope u can make it ..I wanna fla dance with u.

    @jj, sty, lkw U guys r awrsome
    @tk ypu better come this year or else!!!

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  31. WOO HOO!! I might get to meet Porphyrias_Curse!!! Extra bonus!!

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  32. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! I CAN'T GO!!! Well, I could but I'm pretty fucking sure I would no longer be gainfully employed when I returned. This sucks hairy balls! Oh well. Once again, I will have to live vicariously through your blog. Drink lots, get yourselves arrested a time or two and pull out all the stops!

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  33. I hope I can make this one! Been hearing how much fun you guys have from red_bella and I have never been to Forks!

    *fingers crossed*

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  34. I don't know whether to punch or squeeze your tits.

    I will be less than three weeks MARRIED when this trip comes around. Shit, we'll still be paying it off! I need to start a paypal account so The Bentist doesn't flip the fuck out when I tell him I'm going...Unless....HONEYMOON?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


    Who the fuck are we kidding...You KNOW I'm gonna be there.

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  35. I am so frackin excited!!!! Motel room is booked! I can't wait to see my favorite H00r's!!!!Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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  36. Holy Hell!!!!!!!! I am the twat who had to cancel last minute like last year to go on the epic pilgrimage...but not this year. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    See y'all on the sparkle side.

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  37. I missed out on last years trip and I SOOOO want to go this time! With this much notice I think I can pull it off and am going to sucker some of my RL twi-friends into going too (it will look better to hubby if I'm not venturing off cross country alone!) - I already booked my room so that I don't have to live in one of y'all bathtubs in your room!

    SQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  38. If I knew how this year was going to pan out for me, I'd say "I'm right there with you baby". But I don't. So I'll have to take it one step at a time, and save up money in the meantime, just in case.

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  39. *POUTS* Dammit, I can't go. Again. That weekend conflicts with an annual conference I attend. Any other conference and I'd consider bailing, but I just cannot turn down a free trip to London. Home of the Precious.

    Imma go cry now.

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  40. I need to start up a charity just so that I can receive donations to fund this trip. It's gonna be SO expensive for me to get there from the UK :-(

    What's the best way to get to FFooorrrrkkkksss!!! from London? How long will it take? Will I spend the entire time battling jet lag? Will I get a roomie?

    Questions, questions! I WANNA COME TOO!

    CC x

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  41. AHHH! SO EXCITED FOR THIS! I WILL DEFINITELY BE THERE THIS YEAR!!

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  42. Ohhhhhh my god! Also, thanks for putting a big spanking picture of me and Lindsay Rae in this post. Good think I'm obviously drunkface in it, and cannot remember it being taken. Awesome!

    Okay, I am DYYYIINNGGGG to repeat what was one of the best weekends of my life, but holy shit, money! But then, if LR can do it three weeks after GETTING MARRIED, then what the hell, I better get my ass on this!

    OH MY GOD FOOOOORRRRKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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  43. Those poor folks at the Forks Motel. We're baaaaaaaaacckk... I can almost smell the the flannel covered lumberjack boys.

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  44. Um.... *looks down & shuffles feet* I would really like to go, but I don't really have anyone to go with or room with or really know any of ya'll as well (or at all for that matter) as some of you do...but i love you h00rs and want to be a part of this. Any advice for newbies?

    i love to party and have a good time. i'm 25 and (usually) 1/2 responsible :)

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  45. I am so excited. I really wanted to go last year but we were in the middle of moving, but nothing is getting in my way this time. I can always be the DD for everone because I'll most likely be pregnant.

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  46. Oh, fuck yes!! I am so excited! Last year got cancelled due to family crap that came up. So this year, I won't answer my phone after September 28th! :) Off to book a room...

    Woooohoooo!!!

    w/v laters...Nice MOTU reference. Laters, baby!

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  47. Woohoooo! I am going try my damndest to make this trip happen. I hated missing the 2010 pilgrimage. Time to put the word out to my fellow twihards and see who's interested. If no one is up for it, I might be flying solo!

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  48. Hmmmm going to have to come up with something to top the pass out sweat pants...

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  49. Fuckity, fuck, fuck. I really hope I can make it. That's the weekend before my wedding. That would be one helluva bachelorette party.

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  50. @red_bella - JAEGER SHOTS IN THE LOUNGE BABY!!!! Please to be bringing your hot friend with you again. Kthanxbai.

    MC

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  51. We'll add some details soon for the people who didn't make the pilgrimage last year - stay tuned, newbies!

    : )

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  52. Hot Damn!! Foooorrkkksssss 2011!! Spoke with the Hubs and we have worked out my coming up to meet you twatwaffles. Squeeeeeeeeeee

    I have so many questions!!!

    I cant wait!!

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  53. Fuck....on the phone now with my sister convincing her that WE.MUST.DEW.THIS!!!!!

    Kath....seriously....you know you want to!

    This is exactly what tax refunds are for! I wanna go to FOOOOOOOOORKS!!!!

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  54. OH MAN!!! YES!! I HAD SO MUCH FUN THE LAST TIME! SO EXCITED NOW!! patches, Beth, and I are there!

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  55. red_bella and I are already locked and loaded for this.

    Hells yeah.

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  56. I think I'm washing my hair that weekend. Not sure if I can make it...

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  57. This is me....dreaming of FOOOOOOOORRRRKKKSS!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA&feature=channel

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  58. Perfect timing.. Bella's birthday tweens will be gone and it'll be raining a shit storm of women that make up all of Twidardium. It'll be raining like a "mother" too, but I'll admit I would pissed as hell if the sun came shining out. I'm going to sell my soul and commit to being there September 29-October 2

    Hell YeSSSSS!!

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  59. I SO WANT to go this time!!!! Anyone from Indiana will have to contact me if they are also planning on going!

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  60. HMFS! I've been distracted by my hubs broken ankle (ice is evil).

    YAY! At this point I am still undecided. Last year I waited until two weeks before it was time. I will try to make a decision soon. It WAS a blast seeing everyone and actually hearing JJ laugh-snort! LOL!!

    Side note to newbies...you will be doing alot of driving, especially if you want to see Seattle, Forks, LaPush, Port Angeles, the Hoh forest. So know that. The scenery is wonderful!!

    All the ladies and gents that went last year can tell you that.

    I gotta go get a third job!

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  61. Hot Damn! I am so in! I have watched you bitches have fun from a far and I want in. Made my reservations at Forks Motel & asked for time off at work. I figure I have 89 months to tell my husband about it. Forksssssssssssssssssss!!

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  62. Is anyone from Northern California (especially the San Jose/Watsonville/Santa Cruz area) coming? Let me know so that we can organize a carpool to the airport and to Forks. Thank you.

    @STY, thank you for planning on posting information for the Noobs of Twitardedcon. I seriously don't know what I am going to expect since I'm definately coming alone.

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  63. I wish I could go, it falls right during the "NO vacations will be approved during September/October until further notice". RL sucks balls, the schweaty kind!

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  64. Got our room booked at Forks Motel!! Oh my goodness I am so pumped!!!

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  65. LOL @ TK - sure hope I get to meet your crazy self in FOOOOOORKS, my fellow Texan! Bringing another one with me (2 newbies:) - already booked our Forks Motel room online (fingers x'd for that Twitard discount!) I went to Forks in '09 and loved the area...and enjoyed twitter/blog-stalking y'all so much during FORKS2010 that I just can't pass this up...only 243 days to go, SQUEEEE!!!

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  66. FFS, typo...that should read 253 days!

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  67. Holy Shit God Damn Mother Fucker - I AM THERE!!!

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  68. I will be living vicariously through all of you on this trip. Sounds like it's gonna be an epic brawl.

    Can I send a head shot of myself on a stick and you can carry me around to enjoy all the debauchery with you???
    Feel free to snap photos of me in compromising situations.

    I'm excited for all of you.

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  69. FML- Why did I pick Sept 30th to get married?!?!? WHY OH WHY ME?!?

    I am soooo bummed I'll miss round #2, because round #1 was epic. I wouldn't trade that experience for the world.

    @ALL- if you didn't go before, go this time! It was life-changing.

    xo J

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  70. Nooooo!!! I am going to miss round 2 again.... Was so hoping to make it this year, infact said that when I missed last year there no way I would miss 2011, but looks like I am out again... Boooooo!! So wish I could join the madness with you all!

    Such a great plan, hopefully it will be 3rd time's the charm for me!!

    @Twi_Chic_

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  71. still looking for my vampJanuary 19, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHITIAMSOEXCITED!!!!

    But I need a roomie.

    STY, LKW, TK and JJ, don't be surprised if I dry hump you. You have been warned

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  72. FFFOOOOOORRRRKKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

    @Texaskatherine--You don't need to wash your hair just spray that dry shampoo shit in your hair...good to go!

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  73. Y'know, if you all ever get tired of Twilight- not that it would EVER, EVER happen (just sayin')- you have to keep this blog going, because we would miss you all terribly :(

    Cheryl

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  74. I REALLY want to go, is there usually people who want to share hotel rooms, taxis from airport (port Angeles ?), etc.... So want to meet the crazy ladies on my favorite blog !!!

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  75. SQUEEEE!!!

    All right sluts, a few things -- we will be getting you more information within the next few days.

    Last year, I know a lot of ladies got together to share rides and rooms. We are working to pull together some sort of place for you guys to contact each other.

    FOOOOOOORKS.

    Oh yeah, if you book your room at Forks Motel, be sure to say you're with us!!

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  76. I want to go so badly. Here's hoping I can talk the hubby into it. He's a great guy, but he thinks I'm crazy.

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  77. I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!! Had the best time last year and can't wait to hang with you all again this year. Hopefully won't have a broken hand this time! Already have rooms and roomies!

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  78. I am SUPER excited, but still am not sure if I can go...stupid school and responsibilities and shit!

    *Note to Newbies*: If Twitarded does the forum thing again, GO THERE! I was undecided last year and at the last minute, seriously a month before FORKS 2010, I decided to just DO IT! The forum had ride share info, directions, roomie shit, intro pages, everything! I was able to find girls to share a room. Girls I had never met before! In fact, I knew NO ONE other than through lurking on the comments here.

    Like Twired Jen said, if you can go, GO! It was an awesome trip and ALL you twat waffles are AWESOME!

    If I do go, maybe I will even talk to some of you this time! I really clung to my roomies [Jen and Renee!] and FORKS Motel neighbors [Sweden Sara and her sister], and really...I guess I just need to drink more!

    FOOOORRRRKKKKKKSSSSS 2011!!!
    :)Laters, Jen

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  79. I'll have to swing by Texas and throw some conditioner in Texaskatherine's hair, then we should be good to go. I won't need the forum for rides and shuttles as I plan to just beam myself to Washington. You guys ARE Trekkies, right?

    Oh, hell, I better find a flight. See you in September;)

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  80. Newbies - don't be afraid to go! You will find roomies,rides and awesome people to hang out with. We are all Twitards so you have an immediate connection with everyone. Once they get the discussion board up it's easy to coordinate and you'll feel like you know everyone before you get there.

    Best weekend of my life. Ever.

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  81. Okay, I reserved a room. Anyone want to me roomies? I live in Florida.

    I'm so excited about this trip. Not even bothered that my daughters bday is on October 2 and shes turning 8. We will just have the party early. Daddy is planning something special for the kids that weekend.

    V/W peater -isn't he the asshole that is trying to date Bella in the FF?

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  82. "me Roomies"

    ::facepalm::

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  83. Booking my room right now with the hopes of actually making it this year!! For you folks that booked already, did you put in a little memo that you were with the Twitarded group?? Also, anyone in the Western MA area, flying out of Bradley that might want to be travel buddies? I am afraid to maneuver about a huge airport by myself...:(

    This trip will be my incentive to lose a bunch of weight so I can comfortably traipse around the woods looking for vamps (or alternately stagger about in a druken stupor)! Woohoo!

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  84. Oymygod! I did it, I my room is booked! I am going to puke from the excitement! (shhh....I am not telling anyone in RL until like September 28th - DH needs to stay with the kiddos afterall.. They will think I'm nuts...)

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  85. I booked online and I didnt have a code to Twitarded (or should it be twatwaffle?) Anyways, since Im a newbie should I fly to seattle and drive to FFOOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKKSSSS or is there a better option?

    One flight I was looking at had a layover in Los Angeles, maybe I should find Rpattz entice him (or kidnap) stuff him in the luggage and then come up? I could put provisions in the bag - Heini and hot pockets

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  86. This year I'm determined to go. I have no doubt it will be a life changing trip... whether for the better or worse I can't say...

    I just booked my room! Now to figure out how to tell the hubby...

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  87. I know absolutely NOBODY on here and I have just booked my room! And to add to the shock of my impromptu "should I...shouldn't I...but what if...a screw it all I'm there bitches", my best friend has decided to come along. Should I mention my best bud is a dude? Who I have only forced to watch Twilight once? Gotta get that boy up to speed!

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  88. WHOOT WHOOT FUCK,I hurt myself...whoot! I have booked a room already! I am ready for a fuck-awesome time! I am in Indiana and looking for a couple of roomies. Hit me up! I am soooooooooooooooooooooo stoked. Sort of a newbie but occasionally post.

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  89. ::waving to all the ppl I don't know::

    So, I'm a newb and I know no one here, but I said WTH?!? It's on my list of things to do and I convinced my fellow Twitarded friend to go with me. Made my reservation at the hotel already. OMG I'm sooo excited!!

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  90. WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE!!! It will be SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!

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  91. WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE!!! It will be SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!

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  92. ::waving to all the ppl I don't know::

    So, I'm a newb and I know no one here, but I said WTH?!? It's on my list of things to do and I convinced my fellow Twitarded friend to go with me. Made my reservation at the hotel already. OMG I'm sooo excited!!

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  93. Oymygod! I did it, I my room is booked! I am going to puke from the excitement! (shhh....I am not telling anyone in RL until like September 28th - DH needs to stay with the kiddos afterall.. They will think I'm nuts...)

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  94. I REALLY want to go, is there usually people who want to share hotel rooms, taxis from airport (port Angeles ?), etc.... So want to meet the crazy ladies on my favorite blog !!!

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  95. still looking for my vampApril 29, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHITIAMSOEXCITED!!!!

    But I need a roomie.

    STY, LKW, TK and JJ, don't be surprised if I dry hump you. You have been warned

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  96. Hmmmm going to have to come up with something to top the pass out sweat pants...

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  97. Woohoooo! I am going try my damndest to make this trip happen. I hated missing the 2010 pilgrimage. Time to put the word out to my fellow twihards and see who's interested. If no one is up for it, I might be flying solo!

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  98. I am so excited. I really wanted to go last year but we were in the middle of moving, but nothing is getting in my way this time. I can always be the DD for everone because I'll most likely be pregnant.

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  99. If I knew how this year was going to pan out for me, I'd say "I'm right there with you baby". But I don't. So I'll have to take it one step at a time, and save up money in the meantime, just in case.

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  100. I am so frackin excited!!!! Motel room is booked! I can't wait to see my favorite H00r's!!!!Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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  101. I don't know whether to punch or squeeze your tits.

    I will be less than three weeks MARRIED when this trip comes around. Shit, we'll still be paying it off! I need to start a paypal account so The Bentist doesn't flip the fuck out when I tell him I'm going...Unless....HONEYMOON?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


    Who the fuck are we kidding...You KNOW I'm gonna be there.

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  102. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! I CAN'T GO!!! Well, I could but I'm pretty fucking sure I would no longer be gainfully employed when I returned. This sucks hairy balls! Oh well. Once again, I will have to live vicariously through your blog. Drink lots, get yourselves arrested a time or two and pull out all the stops!

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  103. WOOOOOFUCKINGHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! fuck yes! NOw that I have no husband to take my Fooooooooooorks money away from me I am so totally there this time. thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!

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  104. Woohoo Forks!!!!!!!! I am soooo going this year. Even if I have to hitchike my ass there on the back of a fat guys segway ; ) Oh the things I would do to hang out with you twatwaffles in Forks.

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  105. NO FUCKING WAY!!! This is the best kind of insanity! We will RULE Forks once again!

    SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

    I volunteer to help make arrangements if needed. You have my email. :)

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  106. Do we have a group discount at the hotel, did I miss it?

    WOO HOO!!!

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  107. You can hurl on me anytime, JJ ;)

    Got a text message from Mama Cougar and an email from Dangrdafne. People are jacked.

    I have a trip to Arizona in March with family, a trip to Chicago to meet Edbrella and a few others, hoped to do ComicCon in July with Twilove1_Sue and Twired Jen, another trip to Chicago for TwiCon to meet more Twitards, and a trip to LA in November to do tent city and BD premiere with Twilove1_Sue and company...

    Damn it all to hell! I have some serious number crunching to do, don't I?

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  108. Oh and BTW when we called to book our room, the lady asked if we were with Twitarded! We're legendary in the world of FOOOORKS.

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  109. The trench crawlers may be in.......be afraid, very afraid.

    X

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  110. Oh helz yeah! I can't wait! I think this is a great time of year to go - the weather was perfect last year! Imma book my room tomorrow!

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