Friday, January 28, 2011

Twitard! The Parody.

Sometimes my lack of commitment to doing work at work pays off... This is one of those times.

I found this gem during an epic "I-don't-wanna-do-work/I-deserve-a-snow-day!" stretch of ennui earlier this week and I knew I had to share. However, I know that like the rest of us here at Twitarded, all you twatwaffles are in desperate need of a dose of Ritalin to temporarily stave off your ADD so that you can focus on something for longer than it takes to ogle a hot HQ RPatts outtake... What I am trying to say is that this video is a tad long for our Short Attention Span Theater ways, but I promise that if you hold out until at least the 2:47 mark, you will get a good snortle (don't say I didn't warn you - sip your wine or beverage of choice at 2:40-ish at your own peril). Honestly, I think the dude that plays Bella is priceless and this whole thing makes me wish I had brothers. Er, sort of... I'm not sure if their sister--who they made this for--appreciated their effort, but I know I did! It might have taken me two years to stumble across this, but it was worth the wait.


25 comments:

  1. LMAO - thank you for sharing, STY! That was weirdly hilarious, and the perfect trailer before I watch Vampires Suck tonight, LOL.

    It would be just like Bella to stand vacantly in the street as a car slowly inched toward her, too. But my favorite part was when he "had to show her something" and they ran across the yard. LMFAO - oh, that was good times.

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  2. I want to change my last name to theirs now! Just so when someone yells out "Fuchs", you know someone is gonna fuck that one right up!

    I agree that Bella is the best thing about this parody. Her hiding spot and shouting "you did it" are what sent me into hysterical giggles and my cats running for the bedroom

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  3. I was laughing at just the dog in the beginning....making fun of the running deer. God that was funny. Then the James wig just pushed me mover the edge...lmao!

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  4. "I"m Jacob, the Indian boy." Fucking killed me.

    Actually this entire video had me fucking howling.

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  5. Oh, my GOD that was funny! I SO need to get my kids to do something great like this...

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  6. Jesus that is fucking hilarious!!! Those boys clearly did their research lol. I laughed so hard when Edward is carrying Bella to 'show her something' I hurt from laughing so hard!

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  7. Def a Great clip! IMO better than Vampires Suck..which I though totally sucked balls!!!!
    Funny Shit!

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  8. That was really cute. Liked the rated R for Retarded. Didn't get that the dog was supposed to be the dear. God, I'm slow (it is early though). Loved Bella feeling herself up as Edward makes his grand entrance.

    LOL, it's funny/sad that they used some of the actual dialogue from the movie and it was as ridonkulous as their made up stuff. They did a really good job with this.

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  9. How cool that they were able to enlist the franchise's wig designers for this!

    **giggle** when used the epically annoying Titanic music for jacob leaving!

    Funny!

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  10. The dog at the beginning killed me! Great video!

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  11. Oh my, that was ridiculously funny! So many little gems in there. Thanks for sharing STY!

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  12. Too funny ay! Good one Snarky...

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  13. Lmao! I just about died laughing when Edward walks into the Home Ec. class, lol! And James with his princess fairy wig, snort!

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  14. Love the fast running and the slo-mo fight! But the pasty white kid playing Jacob, the Indian boy, killed me!

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  15. The running was my FAVORITE! This was fantabulous and I'm so glad you dug around for it and shared it. I laughed out loud almost as much as I did the first time I watched the actual Twilight. Hmmm...speaking of that...the acting in this one might have been better! LMAO!

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  16. Giggle giggle, mwhahaha, oh my Looord, giggle, snortle!!! :)

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  17. carrying "bella" across the back yard was AWESOME!!!! "I forgot what I wanted to show you".

    BRAVO!!!!!!!

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  18. That was like the Dumb and Dumber version of Twilight. I was snorting away all through it, loved the Edward kill you with my mind thing in the class room. The wig was just insaine.

    Thanks for sharing..

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  19. oh my goodness, how much fun did they have putting that together? and how is that edward not up for an oscar?
    thanks for the laugh.

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  20. So at first I thought the dog was going to take a shit before the vampire got there.

    Secondly, I pissed my pants (just a little) when Bella climbed on Edward's back. That was fucking priceless.

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  21. Oh my god best ever. I was cracking up!

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