Sunday, January 16, 2011

Urban Dictionary Knows Me

This is going to be a quickie, so keep your shirt on. I spend a lot of time on Urban Dictionary because Latchkey Wife loves to send me creepy links & say things like, "I hope you get an Alabama Hot Pocket tonight!" DO NOT click that link unless you have a therapist on speed dial. I used to associate Hot Pockets with RPattz, but now I live in fear of a surprise Alabama Hot Pocket attack. If I didn't love LKW so much, I would leave her at the bottom of a lake.

What I didn't know was that you could search your name on UD and it gives a sort of personality profile. Seriously? As if the site that guarantees I will never buy pink socks again is going to know anything about me.

Holy shit! Do you have cameras in my house, Urban Dictionary? It knows that I am not only perfect, but also a princess! Let's make out, Urban Dictionary.

Maybe that was a fluke. Or maybe my awesomeness is more well known than I thought. Let's try JJ.

Woah. That is pretty damn accurate. One of my favorite things about JJ is that she can blow up and then forget what she was ranting about three minutes later. Er, or maybe that's me. I forget.

Let's see what Urban Dictionary has to say about Snarkier Than You.

Other than "sporty," this is pretty dead on. Urban Dictionary might be stalking you, STY.

I wonder how well they know Latchkey Wife.

Wow. Total bullshit. Kidding! This is pretty spot on. I regularly feel sorry for people who don't know LKW.

Let's not forget Myg! How well does it know her?

She stole my heart (not literally because that would be gross and illegal in the northern states). I also have it on good authority that she is a good lover. Well played, UD.

How about Vitamin R? Can Urban Dictionary go six for six?

This one is only about half accurate. She is fiercely loyal, but hardly shy. I think the "pale dead like face" means she is sparkly and beautiful like a vampire.

Shall we try the dynamic duo?

I agree. Haters to the left.

Why you so smart, Urban Dictionary?

Your turn! What does Urban Dictionary say about you? Look it up and post it in the comments. How accurate is your profile? Also be sure to leave comments about my perfection. It's been confirmed now by an unbiased third party. There will be no living with me.


  1. WooHoo I iz first!!!! ::does first comment dance of joy::
    So UD is pretty spot on
    "A truly beautiful and charming person who is intelligent and and the most fantastic lover. The name Deborah is of Hebrew Origin and means Queen bee and the beholder of beauty. Her intelligence might overwhelm you at first but you'll soon be reeled in by her sophistication and charm. The name Deborah is generally given to those who sustain beauty throughout their lives and live life passionately." Yeah I'm totally going with this one and not the one that called me a dirty desperate whore lol.

  2. Dawn

    Thats right UD...tell it..:)
    An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.

  3. sorry to disprove your theory, but i too am a jennifer and i do not particularly like meeting new people (unless they are cool twitarded bitches like moi)and am not very outgoing. i feel as though i've let Urban Dictionary down. like i didn't live up to my potential. i think if it got to know the real me, it wouldn't be disappointed.

    and wtf is up with Cynthias being sad and gloomy with a "pale, dead-like face"? like all cynthias are emo? odd.

  4. TK, I am not sure how you passed up the UD #10 Amy definition, which I shall now recount for you here:

    10. Amy

    Simply put, Amys are a gift to the world. notorious for their astonishing good looks and captivating, irresistible charm, amys have been the center of many (if not most) a mans fantasies. Amys will haunt your dreams. The unfounded sexiness paired with the fiery, passionate personality is something no other living being could accurately replicate. Like Chinese on rice, males flock to amys, as they possess an other-worldly feminine power. Amys turned Lindsay Lohan lesbian, and Amy's possess the power to turn any homosexual male straight. A unique yet defining characteristic of Amys is their effortlessly superior sandwich-making abilities. if they cannot create delectable sandwiches, then, they are fakes. A commonly used phrase among Amys - "You can imitate, but you can't replicate".

    -Billy: Dude! I think i just involuntarily jizzed my pants after making eye contact with that girl back there!

    -Fred: Haha Oh Billy, you should know that happens when you look at an Amy!

    Lindsay: I wish I was more like Amy!

    Ryan: Too bad Lindsay, that's a gift you can only be born with.


    Anyone who knows me can promise you, this is absolutely accurate. Especially the sandwich making part.

  5. I hope this is me...

    "she's a loyal friend and will always be there to make you feel better when you're upset. she always puts your feelings before her own and cares a lot about other people."

    Great post!!

  6. An amazing and wonderful girl. Smart, lovable, and beautiful. She's gorgeous on the outside as well as on the inside. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. She's an interesting little chick who is mostly crazy all the time and seems to be addicted to music.

    This is funny!

  7. I fucking LOVE Urban Dictionary! Assuming this is a guy who wrote this, I want to do very nasty sticky things to the very well hung man wrote the definition of my name!

    "A woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. Kristi deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend."

  8. Erica (my real name)- The most beautiful queens to ever walk the face of this earth...women named erica are fierce by nature and generally quite sassy.

    Dude, how can I not argue with that!

  9. Kristin

    Wondeful in millions of ways. There are no words that describe the sheer radiance of this beautiful creature. Wise beyond her years she can tap into nature and reveal all of its secrets with nothing more than a smile. An angel in disguise she is free-spirited and fun loving. Recognized as one of the most sensual and erotic lovers. One could only wish to tame this wild temptress. Graced by god.

    I'll take sheer radiance! :)

  10. @dangrdafne - that is absolutely you, in all the best and wonderful ways... SO like you! mwah!!!

  11. A smart, fashionable, beautiful and an extremely hot person.
    They are amazing kissers, intelligent, well-mannered, caring, and fun. They are very hard to get. If you ever get a jude keep them.
    You are a JUDE!
    It's all true..Also Big Booty Judey <~~~ very true..

    I am a keeper ♥℘.s. Æ ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ♥

  12. So,there were three entries for my name. My Hubby would say the first one, though I do not look like a nymph.

    Marie: An outrageously cute spontaneous person. Lovable extremely intelligent and slightly eccentric. Often resembling a nymph of sorts. Beautiful and trustworthy.
    lovely intelligent playful eccentric trust

    Marie's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Not only is she amazing in bed.... but Marie's are also extremely fun, caring, intelligent, VERY funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! Advice: never compare your body to Marie's.....because she will ALWAYS win! They are the epitome of classyness and leaves every woman jealous of her looks...YET they can never figure out why she dates men who don't meet anywhere near her crudentials....Don't worry about that Marie. Marie's are always 2 steps ahead of their man and due to her cofidence and beauty, Marie is ALWAYS wearing the pants in the relationship. People are left in aw saying...
    Did you see Marie today? She looks beautiful!

    Seriously? Who writes this? While I try to be loyal and a great friend, I am not confident &
    painfully shy at times. Beauty is Halle Berry, Tina Fey, Angelina Jolie. Don't agree.

  13. Jamie- A girl who is intelligent, yet silly. A girl who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A girl who tell her friends everything, yet she has many secrets hidden. A girl who is a great friend, yet a worthy advesary if you are not a friend of hers. A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.

    Um I've never kicked anyone's ass nor do I have many secrets.

    This was another one which I thought was funny because I'm not a stealer...except of hearts ;)

    Jamie-The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

    Last but not least, "Jaymes" my code name online and the nickname my friends and family call me.

    Jaymes-the most kickass person in the world.

    Yep, true story! I may not be perfect like you, TK but I'll settle with being 'kickass'. :)

  14. SARAH
    A cool girl, generally pretty, smart and funny. into expressing herself through music, art, and or acting. fun to be around, and even though she may not know it, shes loved by everyone. people who hate her, either hate her for something she did or hate her out of jealousy. Shes very romantic and a little bookish, but can also be sexy when she wants to. Usually very happy/positive, unless something emotionally or mentally crusing happens.

    This is so totally true!!!! Oh and in Hebrew Sarah means princess....I am sooooo awesome : )

  15. um...guys...I have an unusual spelling of my name...and when I typed it it gave me the definition of Sex instead. I shit you not!!! I'd like to formally request Urban Dictionary change "Shane" to "Rob"..mkay?!

    When two people make out it leads to getting naked and the guy shoving his penis into the girls vagina hard, fast, deep, whatever you want. This also refers to eating out, fingering, blowjobs, handjobs, etc. Also known as "making love" or "doing it". Doing this can also make babies, so use a condom.
    Shane and alisson had sex all night long. He made her moaned loudly as his penis went in and out of her for hours.

    Shane: Last night was great babe.
    Alisson: You rocked my world.
    Shane: Wanna do it again? right now?
    Alisson: Yeah i do!!

    A week later alisson found out she was pregnant.

  16. Tina -

    Slang for Crystal Meth. WTF??

    the most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. she has long pretty hair and big brown eyes. she will reel you in at hello, she is amazing in every way.

    Well, I have blue eyes...

    Tina, meaning "little one." Derived from Latin. Competitive - a leader, independent, strength, creative and original. A refined intellectual, a woman who's studious, analytical and very research oriented . . .

    omg, so NOT me

    amazing,sexist,most amazing girl ever,big boobs and butt,
    always happy, gets guys(:
    daughter of god.

    OK, the big boobs & butt are true. Daughter of God?? What's THAT mean?

  17. I love that you not only researched all the Twitarded h00rs but included Stewy & The Precious as well.

    Kristen's - short but very true! I agree...haters to the left fo sho! They're probably just jealous of her legs that go on forever!

    Rob's - I really felt like his was spot on. The only thing I would add would be "Looks fuck-awesome in a tux." Can we say Golden Globes?!? Sweet Jeebus, the things that man does to my lady bits!!!

  18. I am going to choose to focus on one word in my definition.......goddess. I am good with that.

    Thanks TK.

  19. Ha! This is hilarious!

    I have an odd spelling of my name and this is what UD said to that:
    1. Pure Sex
    2. Stunning
    3. God's gift to man

    ummmm....... my name's not Rob..... but I'll take it I have too... *sigh*

  20. Wow,I have 70 different items under my name! It's amazing how different the first and the last posts for my name are..the first ones are much nicer. Apparently people with my name have made others very happy or very hateful,lol.
    A greek name which means "What god beholds"

    Actual meaning: Very impish, pretty, complex, deadly.

    she is an amazing,beautiful girl with the best smile. she has the effect of brightening up someone's day (even just by smiling). she is absolutely adorable. she sometimes says things without thinking, but she's so cute when she does. she's sooo funny. she smells really nice too. in one word,wonderful.

    One of the last ones under my name is:

    spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases.

    Jeez, if your going to insult my name at least learn to spell first..fucker. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not the spawn of sister is ;P I think the next post should be the worst descriptions for everyone's names from UD..there's a nasty one for my name O.o

  21. Nikki: Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you'll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for.
    "Have you met Nikki?"
    "Yes, and I think I want to marry her."
    "We all do."

    'All round perfect person'. Why do the people around me just not seem to get that....?

  22. Yeah, I noticed how y'all pick & choose your definitions. The nice one for me is:
    Susans are usually well versed in literature and art, love to read, and enjoy good conversation. (so true)

    Open-minded and honest, Susans make excellent companions. (again, true)

    If properly taken care of, a Susan will give you love, friendship, laughter and loyalty. (naturally)

    The next one is pretty scary:
    A complete slut of any kind, usually posts up at the intersection of Newton and Richardson in Walled Lake, Michigan. Has had at least 3 genital reconstructive surgeries because of intense trauma and aging-wear. (I have to find out who posted this. That is right near my house! No shit)

  23. Caroline:

    superfine chick
    everyone loves her
    and secretly wants her
    go tell her bitches
    she's hot
    Caroline is one superfine chick!
    hot superhot sexy sweet lovely

    What more can I say? Spot on.


  24. Nancy:
    A rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life. The definition of a Great lover. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. Men easily fall for her. She has astounding sex appeal by nature. She has gorgeous green eyes and a breath taking smile! She is fun, random, and sweet. You may find yourself addicted!
    If you have the fortune of falling in love with a Nancy, your life will be forever fulfilled.

    LOL! Well, I DO have green eyes, but I don't think I'm addicting.

  25. Wow, UD really does know everything!

    basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.
    The most beautiful woman in the world. Despite what she may think of herself, she's very smart, and very very sexy. She's also the sweetest person in the world.
    1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
    2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty.

    Wow. I'm so touched by the internet recognition I am now getting from Urban Dictionary. They really know everything!

  26. still looking for my vampJanuary 17, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    I lOVE Urban Dictionary!


    1) Intellectually attractive woman.
    2) Physically attractive woman.
    3) Emotonally attractive woman.
    4) Attractivve in all 3 major ways, yet not you are condemned to be 'just friends'

    I'm good with that. Except the spelling issues, but whatev.

  27. This is priceless! I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but checking my name on urban dictionary would never have occurred to me. Guess where I'll be going the next time I need a self-esteem boost? UD:

    "the coolest chick you could ever meet. Beautiful, brilliant, peaceful, down to earth, and wicked sweet. also the greatest and most loyal friend you could ever have. People are totally jealous of her awesomeness and her kick-ass personality. Many people wish they were as fly as this girl but they never will be. you may feel threatened or intimidated by charity... you should. she could take you out in a heartbeat."

  28. @tk Im a Katherine too & it is a little weird that UD was so spot on with that definition. Another great post. I cant wait to meet you in FOOOOORRRRKKKKSSSSSS!

  29. UD is SPOT-ON with "Beth":

    That girl who you just cant find anything to bitch about. Always really nice, but never too nice. Generally quite smart and can be blushingly nerdy, but the type of nerd that everyone loves. Has an awesomely wicked sense of humour that's so witty and can burn people to the ground. Someone everyone wants to be friends with.

    Also the famous kiss song and the name of the sickly Beth in Little Women. Often the shortened name of Elizabeth or Bethany but Beths loathe being called anything but Beth (especially Elizabeth nicknames like Lizzie and Betty).

  30. Ok I'll play but UD is messin w/ me!
    My real name:
    Margaret is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Margaret is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Margaret can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. margaret has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a margaret in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.
    woah! thats Margaret.
    yeah! she's my best friend:)
    My nickname:Peggy
    Perfection; someone that is flawless. (+ similar niceties:)
    " have you seen that work of art? It's peggy."
    How I spell it:Peggi
    One who is extremely promiscuous. A slight manic of a slut. She is generally a petite blonde, with no brains. One who does not have either commonsense or book smarts. She has a fat "black girl" ass, and small petite tits. She just wants to be loved. She requires too much attention, and would easily stab any girl in the back.. She is bitchy, untrustworthy, and conniving. Sneaky little bitch.
    Yeah, thanx for the identity crisis:(

  31. Holy shit my name's actually in there!

    Grainne: a stunningly pretty girl who is loved by all.

    Sweet! Well, it really does mean beloved. There's another entry stressing that it is NOT pronounced grainy, grain, or granny (my personal least favourite) which I think was written by a fellow long-suffering Grainne. There's even one about the fada that should be over the a but that I can't figure out on my iPhone. And of course there's an entry about Grainne Mhaol, infamous 17th century pirate queen. Arrrrr...

    On the other hand, there's this one:
    Son of Barney

    And this one:
    she has a horse smile, wears knacker chav like earrings, has bad black and ginger hair and has hamster cheeks.


  32. Seriously???? Urban Dictionary is SCARY!!! Read #2 for Terri and tell me that's not me....big butt and big boobs and all -#3 could apply at times, but....#2 yep. Me.

    1. terri
    the cutest hunny bunny you will ever meet
    the cutest girl in the school
    by anonymous Oct 29, 2003 share this

    2. Terri
    Wild, crazy, big butt, large ta-tas with a penchant for young men with large penises. Capable of most anything and on a moments notice. Spontaneous. Eerily loyal to a fault and equally hateful if pissed off. Approach with caution.
    Terri may be a cougar.
    teri terry cougar loyal crazy
    by ms93cobra Feb 4, 2010 share this

    3. Terri
    Someone who waits patiently and brings comfort, but only for a brief time. Terri waits for others around her to progress or grow; however, when forced or rejected Terri is strong and independent. Terri is the female version of Terry.
    Terri tarried with Terry and his terry-cloth blanket
    tary tarried terry teri tori
    by Duh... terri Feb 5, 2010 share this

  33. A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious.

    <--except for the *young* that is me!

  34. amanda
    a woman who doesn't take shit from anyone, even her own parents. She does things her way when she wants where she wants how she wants with who she wants

    Pretty dead is kinda scary how true this is...

  35. @tk i'm catherine, which is pretty boring - lots of "sweets" and "awesomes." but i go by katie, which came up with some good stuff:

    A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

    the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.

    An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.

    "impossible beauty" sound familiar? I am practically nocturnal and i do make a weird tinkling noise when i go out in the sun.

  36. What - lifting a glass to my face - multiple times! every day! - doesn't count as "sporty"?? Feh. Then I don't want to play...

  37. I knew that it would come true on day - all that time as a kid writing "Stacy is cool" - it worked, it really really worked! I love this post. I love how spot on this shit is. And I love that TK actually said something nice about me. It doesn't happen often so I'm going to have to frame this one.

  38. Gaëlle:
    1. a female who is extraordinarily good-looking in a non-sexy way; not flaunting their good looks
    French root

    2. french name for a girl
    usually quite good looking girls but quite stupid, gaelle doesn't respect property
    hey you're such a gaelle! (when a girl is flirting with your boyfriend

    Well... my self-esteem wants to thank TK for the idea. BRB trying to steal Rob. Or Kristen. Or both.

  39. This was way too much fun and that Robert definition is SO right on! lol

    So Amber...
    1. An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.

    5. A wonderful fun loveing person who always finds a way to berak the scilence in an okward moment. can be quiet but only when she wants to. DO NOT get on her bad side or you will experience the reall meaning of bitch!!!!A smart beautiful yong woman.

    7. A beautiful girl who is fun attractive and warmhearted, she is funny, cute, caring and loving you could think of lots of wonderful kind words to describe her.

    Amber doesn't often see herself like that which could be counted as her own downpoint she doesn't know how wonderful she is and this is a urban dictionary entry she can be proud of

    One of them said something about big

  40. Sara, without h, came up with several awesome descriptions. Of course they are all spot on. But my favourite one - since I'm a teacher and all - is this:

    A woman who will suck you dry, and then get offended over silly shit.

    A woman who wears jeans to class and flaunts her ass in front of you as she is teaching.

    A princess who will make you feel like King Kong.
    Sara: Can you wait after class?

    Proper post-class behavior that requires several fulfilling positions in the empty classroom.


  41. Hahah, wow, check the only two definitions out:

    1. incredibly sexy girl with a latin ass and a talent in artistic expression and manipulation.

    Check out that Charla girl.
    Dude, your babe's a Charla!

    2. A girl who thinks she's good looking but isn't.
    Is used by many (buys her friendships)
    Very manipulative, con-artist.

    That girl is such a Charla; I'd watch out for her.

    Wowsers, I'll go for the sexy part, but I have no Latin ass. Manipulative? Not so much.


  42. Damn. Mine is spot on. Now someone explain to me why I haven't gotten laid in 2 years...

    1. short and sweet just like her name..a hot girl with a lot of potential for lovin. shes always got some man chasing after her and she has really cool friends (but nobody likes them).

    2. An amazing sister, a best friend, a true gem, and a beautiful, smart, hillarious young lady. A girl who has unlimited potential and never ceases to amaze the world. May define something random, goofy, klutzy, or just plain crazy. Also knows as Meggers, Meglet, etc.

    3. a sexy girl who is in love with the hot man who says heh


  43. For me....some applies, some doesn't:
    1. Brenda
    A very nice person, with a beautiful face, and a special heart

    2. slang for the sexiest girl alive, that any guy will fall in love with. often on a scale 1-10 a 1,000,000. also very nice and smart, the best of 3 worlds

    3. brenda 400 up, 278 down
    A girl with black hair, and white skin (can look like alice cooper in a girly/ hot way)
    Amazingly hilarious, very friendly, smart and retarded (in a good way)
    Loves 60's - 80's music and hardcore or metal.
    and actually thinks loud burps and games are cool, can beat you at guitar hero.

    4.A Word to describe a friend whos breasts are visible from space or can be used as weapons of mass destruction

    So...I have blonde hair, not black...yes, I'm pale, but in a blonde complected way...I hope I'm a nice person...definitely retarded and loves burps AND farts (sorry, it's funny to me!)..I have never played Guitar Hero...and last but not least, I DO have big boobs-as in DD type boobs....soooo I would say all of this is pretty accurate. Hilarious.

  44. Sabrina:

    Beautiful; Funny; Crazy; will always be there for you

    I likey!!!

    BTW, did you ladies SEE Rob on the Golden Globes last night?? SO f'ing hot! SWOON.

  45. I can't believe no one did "Edward"... or did I miss something. It's so freak'n hilarious!

    1. edward A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
    fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

    2. edward Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.
    Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!

  46. OMG this was hilarious!
    Hottest girl in the known universe
    likes taking it from behind
    LOL they know me so well ;)
    oh and there was this too
    A very beautiful person inside and out.
    Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one!
    Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else!
    High morals. She sets her own ground.

    I'm not really that blunt and high morals HA that is definitely not true

  47. Ohmyfuckinggod...I just looked up what an Alabama hot pocket was...WHAT. THE. FUCK.?!?!?!?! Bwhahahahahaha

  48. Now for my name: Vanessa
    A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel

    As stated in other definitions of vanessa she is always known as being cute, and is the basic definition of perfection. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and is perfect in every single way. people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.

    Wooden clocks?!? I think maybe cocks...but not wooden ones...LOL!!

  49. I'm late, as usual. I see likeitlemony chose the best ones for Susan (if that were indeed my real name) but the last one listed was this:

    The female state of arousal. A girl-boner. Most commonly described as "massive". A really great susan is a "suzanne" and a little (but pleasant nonetheless) susan is a "sue".
    "Reading the sex scenes in 'The Valley of the Horses' gave Christine a susan"

    I like it;)
    Then when I checked my 'true identity' Suz, it was all fucked up, but good for a laugh:

    short for "suzie homemaker", or housewife.
    You're sewing another dress? You're such a suz!

    Really? If it wasn't for microwaves, me and my kid would've starved years ago.

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  51. OK I had to delete my last comment after I went to read through comments and saw Myg's.

    All I can say is ---> WORD.

    Amys are fuckawesome. Just ask StarlitViolets & Myg. We rock the party.

  52. Please "Urban Dictionary": Bucking Bronco ....bwahahahaha

  53. Micah:

    when roughly translated from its language of origin Mandarin Chinese, it can be found to mean "the shit"

    totally accurate just so ya all know! :)

  54. I, too, am an Amy and LOVE Myg's definition!!!

    We are just man-killers girls! LOL! Watch out town of Forks (again) the Amys will be on the loose! ;)

  55. My name is not yet defined :/

    Hmmm, fuck you urban dictionary or yay me for having an original name?...

  56. So I was like, they probably don't have my name. But they do. Only one entry though:

    "the human wreakage you love.

    cinzia is most def the swank-ie-est person in de world

    pixie human wreakage love swankyest"


  57. Mandy...or otherwise known as Amanda, but if you call her that she will kick you.

    She is completely truth worthy and the best friend any one could ever have no matter what! She will listen to you and give you all the advice that she can.

    She will understand you when you fail to understand your self, and she will tell you what you need to hear even if you don't want to, but it is all because she cares so much for you.

    She will bake cookies with you for hours at a time and occasionally will find you annoying but you and her both know that you can't live without each other despite the fights that ensue.

    She knows everything there is to know about you and tells you her secrets because she trusts you and because she loves you that much (or you hope she does).
    You will know her for a long time and the entire time you will remain friends(give or take a few days of fights) and years after you steal her beads you tell her the truth and you both laugh hilariously about it.

    Mandy will always stand by your side. She is gorgeous and doesn't know it yet and she has the best smile ever.
    Additionally she is sarcastic but that is what makes her her.

    2. Mandy A beautiful person who all the guys want to sleep with. She is really sweet but drinks a lot.

    So there it is. That last sentence... Can't. Stop. Laughing.

  58. I have lived in 'Bama my entire life and that is the first time I have ever heard of an Alabama Hot Pocket. That is the most disgusting sexual act I have ever heard. Where in the hell did LKW hear that??

  59. Joelene
    A small boy, that usually lives in the remote wilderness, alone with his parent, has long hair, 'likes the dark' in a freakish way and usually plays an instrument amazingly well usually the guitar. Usually very lazy and can't be bother to do anything.
    "Hey Jacko, heard Joelene's new riff lately?"

    "About time you got your arse into gear Joelene, and brought a car, Your so god damn lazy!"

    LMAO!!! I think I'm missing an appendage!

  60. Well every entry was pretty spot on. Some highlights:
    A person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. They are the only person that can make you truly laugh. These individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles.
    (I'm a talker, and have been told I have a nice smile.)
    a girl who can drink most men under the table
    (Not sure about drinking men under the table, but I am a drinker)
    1. an extremely sexy girl who every guy wants to fuck.
    2. a girl who likes to party hard, she'll dance with you all night.
    3. a girl you makes you hard than a cinderblock.
    4. a girl who's quiet but loud with her friends, usually a blonde, is sexy and every guy wants her and she make you hard. she also is a party girl.
    5. a girl who makes you jack off or have a boner.
    (I just thought this was funny because it was clearly written by a 14 year old)
    she is an amazing kisser and is always having her share of juicy hookup stories. she is very seductive and can sexually tease some one without meaning to.
    (I'm a major cock-tease)
    She likes to read ,(which is rare). And cant help herself when it comes to Justin Beiber.
    (Beiber does excite me but not in a good way)


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