What I didn't know was that you could search your name on UD and it gives a sort of personality profile. Seriously? As if the site that guarantees I will never buy pink socks again is going to know anything about me.
Holy shit! Do you have cameras in my house, Urban Dictionary? It knows that I am not only perfect, but also a princess! Let's make out, Urban Dictionary.
Woah. That is pretty damn accurate. One of my favorite things about JJ is that she can blow up and then forget what she was ranting about three minutes later. Er, or maybe that's me. I forget.
Other than "sporty," this is pretty dead on. Urban Dictionary might be stalking you, STY.
I wonder how well they know Latchkey Wife.
Wow. Total bullshit. Kidding! This is pretty spot on. I regularly feel sorry for people who don't know LKW.
Let's not forget Myg! How well does it know her?
She stole my heart (not literally because that would be gross and illegal in the northern states). I also have it on good authority that she is a good lover. Well played, UD.
How about Vitamin R? Can Urban Dictionary go six for six?
This one is only about half accurate. She is fiercely loyal, but hardly shy. I think the "pale dead like face" means she is sparkly and beautiful like a vampire.
Your turn! What does Urban Dictionary say about you? Look it up and post it in the comments. How accurate is your profile? Also be sure to leave comments about my perfection. It's been confirmed now by an unbiased third party. There will be no living with me.