I know it's still a few weeks away but I'm so excited to be going to the Water for Elephants premiere, I'm having a hard time sitting still these days. It's funny... up until the whole Twilight/Robert Pattinson thing hit me like a freight train, I never would have thought twice about trying to attend a movie premiere. And now... I want to go just for the chance to see him in the flesh (preferably a lot of flesh, but I think I'd have to follow him to the rest room for that chance! That would surely land me in the clink.)
Mr. Latchkey thinks I'm actually going to NYC to see the movie - like I did last June for Eclipse with JJ, STY and Myg. He says, "that's a long way to go to see a movie." I just nod my head and say very little. If he knew Double_Dippin and I were going to spend $200 a night to stay in the City to stand in an enormous crowd of women just as foolish as us for the possibility of seeing Robert Pattinson strut his stuff down the Red Carpet for all of about 37 seconds, he'd probably flip his lid.
What he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? And there's a LOT he doesn't know. [Dear Husband - if you happen to stumble upon this post, please know that the "LOT" of stuff you don't know does not include a torrid affair. Although if RPattz offered up his services for said affair, I'd have to take him up on it. Sorry.]
I don't have a lot of information about the WFE Premiere. But here's what I do know. The premiere will be happening in NYC on Sunday, April 17th at the Ziegfeld Theater located on West 54th Street. The Red Carpet event starts at 5pm and will last one hour, with the screening to start at 6pm. And beyond this, I know nothing except that the chances of getting in to actually see the movie are pretty slim. So I propose we form a human chain around the entire theater to make sure that Rob doesn't escape out some secret back door. Our Twitarded web will capture him!
I need to know more... I need to make sure I get my spot to view this Red Carpet event without having to stake my claim at 4am and stand there all day. I have shit to do people! I have sights to see... a certain wax figure to molest... people to see... and food to eat! If anyone knows what the hell the schedule of events is for fans, please let me know in the comments! I'm a movie premiere virgin...I need hand holding.
Twitarded will be represented - Snarkier Than You and I will absolutely be there on Sunday night. Jenny Jerkface is a big question mark although there are a few of us trying to guilt her into it. I think it might be working. It won't be the same if she's not there. And I'm planning to attend the "Cocktails with Team Rosie" event at the Hilton on Saturday night.
So are you making the pilgrimage to NYC for the premiere? What are your plans? Where are you staying? Let us know! And remember to visit the Twitarded/WFE store on Zazzle for your very own "Kneel, open your mouth, smile and pray" gear. Don't be caught on the Red Carpet without it!
Ahhhhhhhh, what's my name again? Amazing WFE wallpapers found here.
Mr. Latchkey thinks I'm actually going to NYC to see the movie - like I did last June for Eclipse with JJ, STY and Myg. He says, "that's a long way to go to see a movie." I just nod my head and say very little. If he knew Double_Dippin and I were going to spend $200 a night to stay in the City to stand in an enormous crowd of women just as foolish as us for the possibility of seeing Robert Pattinson strut his stuff down the Red Carpet for all of about 37 seconds, he'd probably flip his lid.
Am I the only one who wants to see him dressed like this for the Premiere? If that happens, 37 seconds is all I need!
What he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? And there's a LOT he doesn't know. [Dear Husband - if you happen to stumble upon this post, please know that the "LOT" of stuff you don't know does not include a torrid affair. Although if RPattz offered up his services for said affair, I'd have to take him up on it. Sorry.]
I don't have a lot of information about the WFE Premiere. But here's what I do know. The premiere will be happening in NYC on Sunday, April 17th at the Ziegfeld Theater located on West 54th Street. The Red Carpet event starts at 5pm and will last one hour, with the screening to start at 6pm. And beyond this, I know nothing except that the chances of getting in to actually see the movie are pretty slim. So I propose we form a human chain around the entire theater to make sure that Rob doesn't escape out some secret back door. Our Twitarded web will capture him!
I need to know more... I need to make sure I get my spot to view this Red Carpet event without having to stake my claim at 4am and stand there all day. I have shit to do people! I have sights to see... a certain wax figure to molest... people to see... and food to eat! If anyone knows what the hell the schedule of events is for fans, please let me know in the comments! I'm a movie premiere virgin...I need hand holding.
Twitarded will be represented - Snarkier Than You and I will absolutely be there on Sunday night. Jenny Jerkface is a big question mark although there are a few of us trying to guilt her into it. I think it might be working. It won't be the same if she's not there. And I'm planning to attend the "Cocktails with Team Rosie" event at the Hilton on Saturday night.
So are you making the pilgrimage to NYC for the premiere? What are your plans? Where are you staying? Let us know! And remember to visit the Twitarded/WFE store on Zazzle for your very own "Kneel, open your mouth, smile and pray" gear. Don't be caught on the Red Carpet without it!
This is what I'll be wearing! Click HERE to order your stuff!