Saturday, March 19, 2011

Kneel, Open Your Mouth, Smile and Pray.

I woke up this morning to find the best thing EVER in my in-box! Well, I also found a bunch of comment spam because I forgot to turn the verification word thingy back on after we had our little MTV-Patts-O-Rama last night, but there was THIS too!!!

BUMPER STICKER!!!!!
(click above for B/W version and HERE for color version)

Because Robert Pattinson had opened his mouth, and as usual, hilarity and unintentional sexy-times innuendo ensued. Which is one of the many reasons we obsess. I think... If you missed the uttering of said words, you can watch now - we'll wait... -

It's how long, Rob???

Oh and our very own VitaminR70 had one of her questions asked during the show!!! It's the closest we may ever get!!! Until Next month - mwahahahahaaa...



I'm totally jealous.

Back to my point (yup, I'm easily distracted today!), Double Dippin was apparently musing that she needed a bumper sticker - specifically one that said the best words to roll off of RPatts's tongue in a looong while - and a light-bulb went off over Latchkey Wife's head. VIOLA! She had all this stuff waiting at Zazzle before I even got out of bed. [Note: I still hate - HATE - Zazzle with a passion that burns almost as fiercely as my loins do? for RPatts, but they do make it easy to create cool stuff. I'm a sell-out; what can I say?]

Zazzle apparently hates my guts, too, and we are having technical difficulties... Click on each image to go to that item - for some reason, the new items aren't showing up if you just go to the Twitarded page at Zazzle.


YOU'LL know what it means... and isn't that enough???

Uber-discreet oval sticker... click HERE to order.

I love this one but the lifespan for a white shirt in my possession is approximately .05 seconds, after which I slop something on it and it becomes a rag. Click HERE to order.

I am buying this, and I will smirk the entire time I am wearing it.

Ringer tee! Click HERE to order.

Wrap your lips around this... Click HERE to order.

LKW has promised that after she cleans ALL the things, she is going to add some more cool stuff to the Zazzle store, so check back later or follow us on Twitter here and here for updates! I'm giving the dust bunnies in my house a reprieve - I'm gonna go watch the Leno interview.

I said kneel, open your mouth, smile and pray...

Here's the full MTV interview if you're feeling as productive as I am today want to watch the whole thing! (thanks TwilightBritneyFan for this!)


21 comments:

  1. OMG.....PERFECT!! ***runs off to order***

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  2. Mwhahaha! Classic!
    I almost fell out of my chair when Rob said that!

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  3. FUCKING YES! This is so fucking win....

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  4. I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING HARD!!! Yes I'm getting the white one....and maybe the black one too.... you rock..the end. Oh and of course the Bumper Sticker too. My veri word is "pupty" makes me think of Rob and his Bear..**swoons**

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  5. ok i missed this last night but it's so funny to hear him fess up to the christoper walken dialect (which i called the first time i heard him say "my family - we're not like all the others" in the twilight trailer) - and THANK YOU pfach for telling him to knock it off - lol! like i needed a reason to <3 pfach any more than i already do! Also, i am REALLY worried about what he's going to sound like in BD now! that and the hair... egads.

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  6. Twitard brilliance with this merchandise. Love it but don't have the nads to sport it on my bod or vehicle. Can't erase it from my mind though it has replaced th 7 minutes in heaven etc.

    Love the new banner. Yeah Spring!,

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  7. Ok..which of you fabulous hoors has that lovely quote as an mp3??!! I'm waiting for it...wanting it as my text announcement!! bwuahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah

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  8. I know. i almost died when he said that.

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  9. See....this is why I love this blog!! You seized on one of the best parts of the interview and ran with it. Must get the mug.

    After the Rob drought it's almost too much this weekend....must pace myself and take it slow....revel it in....savor it.....you get the pciture!!

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  10. That should be "revel in it" and "picture"...but you knew that right? See how distracted I am? Must get back to watching the interviews again...my day is complete.

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  11. Rob, Rob, Rob...the material that you give us when you speak with that lovely mouth of yours :)

    Love the new banner, girlz!

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  12. That is hysterical!! As soon as I heard him say those magical words, I thought of you guys. I wish I had the courage to wear that shirt because it's absolutely AWESOME! Love the new banner :)

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  13. LOVE IT! Perfect words to live by, new religion for me thanks to Rob! Lol

    Not sure if "cute" is what you were going for but yeah, the new banner is super cute ladies! :)

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  14. I have to say that I was really dying to see this video. I could only read the posts from my phone and no clue what the fuck you guys were talking about but I knew it was going to be good.

    I need one of these shirts... now.

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  15. I love this shirt! LOL!! If I was the girl he said that to, I would have done the same thing.

    It's so nice to see him feel really good about WFE. I think he's more at ease talking about this instead of TW.

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  16. LOVE the merch! Ordered my shirt and can't wait to wear it to see WfE! <3

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  17. The mug is mine!!! (I couldn't possibly adorn myself with one of those t-shirts - even no-one in the know would have a field day with that quote!)

    So, who's got the .mp3? I NEED it as my ringtone - like NAO!!!

    Glad I managed to watch the vid before it was pulled... ;-)

    You gals rock with a capital R!

    CC x

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  18. I missed it all. After I finally catch up on the blogs, I a have to go back and watch all this stuff. I need to hurry up. And by the way, Twitarded is now back on my screen at work - not sure how or why but I will enjoy it while I can.

    I love the spring banner too - very cute.

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  19. The mug is mine!!! (I couldn't possibly adorn myself with one of those t-shirts - even no-one in the know would have a field day with that quote!)

    So, who's got the .mp3? I NEED it as my ringtone - like NAO!!!

    Glad I managed to watch the vid before it was pulled... ;-)

    You gals rock with a capital R!

    CC x

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  20. Hi! Let me first highlight the fact that you really succeeded in organizing a very nice looking blog. Will you be so kind and provide an answer to my question. Have you ever taken place in any kind of competitions that involve bloggers?

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