Thursday, March 31, 2011

Water For Elephants Premiere: Are You Going?

I know it's still a few weeks away but I'm so excited to be going to the Water for Elephants premiere, I'm having a hard time sitting still these days. It's funny... up until the whole Twilight/Robert Pattinson thing hit me like a freight train, I never would have thought twice about trying to attend a movie premiere. And now... I want to go just for the chance to see him in the flesh (preferably a lot of flesh, but I think I'd have to follow him to the rest room for that chance! That would surely land me in the clink.)

Ahhhhhhhh, what's my name again? Amazing WFE wallpapers found here.

Mr. Latchkey thinks I'm actually going to NYC to see the movie - like I did last June for Eclipse with JJ, STY and Myg. He says, "that's a long way to go to see a movie." I just nod my head and say very little. If he knew Double_Dippin and I were going to spend $200 a night to stay in the City to stand in an enormous crowd of women just as foolish as us for the possibility of seeing Robert Pattinson strut his stuff down the Red Carpet for all of about 37 seconds, he'd probably flip his lid.

Am I the only one who wants to see him dressed like this for the Premiere? If that happens, 37 seconds is all I need!

What he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? And there's a LOT he doesn't know. [Dear Husband - if you happen to stumble upon this post, please know that the "LOT" of stuff you don't know does not include a torrid affair. Although if RPattz offered up his services for said affair, I'd have to take him up on it. Sorry.]

I don't have a lot of information about the WFE Premiere. But here's what I do know. The premiere will be happening in NYC on Sunday, April 17th at the Ziegfeld Theater located on West 54th Street. The Red Carpet event starts at 5pm and will last one hour, with the screening to start at 6pm. And beyond this, I know nothing except that the chances of getting in to actually see the movie are pretty slim. So I propose we form a human chain around the entire theater to make sure that Rob doesn't escape out some secret back door. Our Twitarded web will capture him!

He'll never make it out alive... or at least untouched... and unfondled!

I need to know more... I need to make sure I get my spot to view this Red Carpet event without having to stake my claim at 4am and stand there all day. I have shit to do people! I have sights to see... a certain wax figure to molest... people to see... and food to eat! If anyone knows what the hell the schedule of events is for fans, please let me know in the comments! I'm a movie premiere virgin...I need hand holding.

Twitarded will be represented - Snarkier Than You and I will absolutely be there on Sunday night. Jenny Jerkface is a big question mark although there are a few of us trying to guilt her into it. I think it might be working. It won't be the same if she's not there. And I'm planning to attend the "Cocktails with Team Rosie" event at the Hilton on Saturday night.

I wonder if Tai will be attending the Red Carpet? Maybe she can carry Rob and Reese in on her back!

So are you making the pilgrimage to NYC for the premiere? What are your plans? Where are you staying? Let us know! And remember to visit the Twitarded/WFE store on Zazzle for your very own "Kneel, open your mouth, smile and pray" gear. Don't be caught on the Red Carpet without it!

This is what I'll be wearing! Click HERE to order your stuff!

33 comments:

  1. Sadly I live in the middle of the country (Missouri) so I will not be attending. But I look forward to posts and pictures from the event. If I could convince my hubby, I'd be there. But he has seen me read this blog on my phone many a times, and he thinks we're all weird. And just despite me, he started putting pics of hot girls on his phone since I have RPatz on mine. Which isn't fair since my pics are not of naked... If only..
    Have fun ladies!

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  2. I'm going to the Paris Premiere!! We have very slim chances to get a ticket to see the screening, but I'll definitely be there for the Red carpet even if it's only for 37 seconds of seeing Rob. I'm a red carpet virgin too... and a bit afraid, but I can't miss this!!!

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  3. I absolutely love that shirt, but for some reason I keep thinking somebody will think that I secretly want to molest Elephants. And that grosses me out. :)

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  4. Shit like this makes me totally question my sanity (and Mr. Snarky definitely thinks I have lost it...) but I CAN'T WAIT!!!

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  5. Well, I think the fact that I have maybe... maybe said "You're not a vampire" while I might have been giving him a handy while I was drunk, for some reason he thinks the whole thing is fucked up and retarded. Which is totally ludicrous. HAHA. Speaking of which, my word verification is "semon"..nice.

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  6. Color Me there sisters!!! I am SO freaking excited - and yeah - all just for a glimpse of the Pretteh! *LeSigh* This is my first too - I'm dragging my two besties with me (they've offered to bail me out...). In any case - we're staying at the Hotel Pennsylvania, will be going to the mixer at the Hilton, and will be scoping out the theater and subsequent red-carpet protocols when we get there! I'm looking forward to meeting all of you superstar bloggers in person! Ya'll's blogs actually give me a place to feel NORMAL! xoxo @NawtyMeenx

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  7. PS - I know ya'll wont - but you totally should - bring the panties... js.

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  8. I'm flying from Brazil, by myself and I totally need help too!!! My flight gets in JFK on 10pm, so unfortunatelly I'll not attend Remember Me tour *pouts*. But I need help and answers. Do I leave my luggage at the hotel and to straight to Ziegfeld at dawn?

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  9. Living with Edward and I are driving in on Saturday late afternoon. We are staying at the Hilton. We will be at the cocktail party and then we check out Sunday but are staying for all the fun. Only to drive home Sunday night - we both have to work on Monday (to pay for said trip). I can't wait to see everyone!!

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  10. I'll be there with my other Twi-friend! My first premiere also and I'm so excited for a chance to glimpse the precious. If anyone gets any more info on the premiere let a girl know!!!

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  11. I would love to go! I guess I would take the train up on Sunday, but beyond that, I have no clue where I'm going once I leave Penn station! I live like an hour away from NYC by train but I never go into the city.

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  12. I'm super stoked to be going with LKW.. Got MY shirt...someone told me they hand out tickets early in the am..if they even hand them out at all..and I want a good spot too..I have a feeling there will be a lot of standing around..and thousands of people..good idea on the chain thing..now what can we paln to get RPatz's attention?? My hubs thinks that I am going to spend the weekend at LKW's in-laws..and she's going to show me the sights of NYC.*just a little white lie* It's up to you..New York... Newww.. YOOOORK !! Whoo hoo.

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  13. What Dangrdafne said. I can't wait!!

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  14. LKW, do you know what everyone says about seeing Rob in the flesh? It's how striking he is in person. So please, please, pleeeeeease, take lots of pictures.

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  16. Lucky:-) would love to go but me and my girls are gonna see it via lux level at the movies the night it comes out (http://www.nationalamusements.com/dine/luxlevels.asp) best way to go we can see the movie and have dinner and drinks too:-) Have Fun

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  17. I really want to go but don't think it's gonna work out, which is a shame since the premiere is basically in my back yard. We shall see...

    All you bitches going better take pictures, that's all I'm saying.

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  18. I am flying in from Chitown (with MamaCougar and 17foreverlisa) to attend the premiere... if you would have asked me a year ago if I'd ever go to NYC I would have probably said "Yeah right." I have only been on 2 'vacations' before and one was with my family and it involved a long car ride. I'm gonna be staying at the Hilton with my girls Robzsinger and BellaTesoro and we're attending the party at the Hilton.

    I've been scouring the web looking for ways to win tickets into the premiere but have come up with nothing. If 37 seconds of Rob is all we get then the trip is totally worth it.

    PS: I plan on groping a certain wax figure too :)

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  19. A group of us girls from Philly are making the trek up there Saturday afternoon. Besides the fact that we have a hotel room, I think our plan is to just stand outside the theater as long as we have to. I am 6 1/2 months pregnant though, and debating if I will be crushed by rabid Twihards once they spot Rob!!!

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  20. Hi There!

    Me, UnashamedTwiWife and TwiFishie will be there from our blog. We'll be arriving on Saturday and staying at the Renaissance New York Hotel Times Square through Monday.

    We are all premiere virgins as well and we'll be attending the WFE party at the Hilton as well.

    We look forward to meeting you ladies and all the other WFE/Twi/Rob fans! Oh, and Thrustward fans! o.O

    These may be the longest two weeks EVER!

    ~PS <3

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  21. spoiler whoores, the leaked pics are still up on perez hilton's blog. HOT and BLOODY!!! Please write about this tonight.

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  22. Won't be attending the NYC premiere, but I can't wait to get the details from all of you who are!
    I will, however, be flying to San Diego with @Sloppy_scnds on the 22nd to see the movie opening night with @cetacean34. No chance of Rob sightings, but I'm still uber excited :)

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  23. So you've probly heard me whine before that NZ doesn't get WfE until mid-May.

    I'm going to Sydney for work in a few weeks time, returning on May 4th. Rob flies in to Sydney for the Australian premiere on May 6.

    WTF is with my bad luck??

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  24. I'm supposed to be going :-) Tuesday, May 3rd in London - and, in fact, not that far away from the boy's home village of Barnes :-)

    Never been to a prem before, and I have NO IDEA how to break the news to MrCC :-o It's gonna be tricky, since the RPUK girls (Robert Pattinson UK)expect me to be there from silly o'clock onwards so that we get a good spot. I expect I'll need to take my camping chair ;-) Oh, and a SheWee ;-)

    I'll have my camera with me and will probably tweet lots while waiting for my 37 seconds of heaven...

    CC x

    wv: rhipt - oh yes, he most certainly is ;-)

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  25. All I can say from experience is...GET UP EARLY AS HELL and plan to wait around. I'm talking 3 am early. DO IT...you have to catch a glimpse of him in the flesh. Just don't do what I did the first time. I freaked out so much I couldn't even turn on my camera, thus did NOT get pictures. I practically shit my pants.
    SOOOOO effing excited for you and lisa and dandgrdafne, lwe, double dippin, mamacougar and more!
    xo J

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  26. Just decided I am going!!! Still need accommodation so if anyone has a floor or rollaway lemme know :-) I've seen Rob plenty so I don't mind pushing others to the front up over me bahahahaha I'm useful like that ;)

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  27. I can't even talk about this....and the fact that I am not going. I am going to go cry now.

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  28. I can't even talk about this....and the fact that I am not going. I am going to go cry now.

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  29. I'm flying from Brazil, by myself and I totally need help too!!! My flight gets in JFK on 10pm, so unfortunatelly I'll not attend Remember Me tour *pouts*. But I need help and answers. Do I leave my luggage at the hotel and to straight to Ziegfeld at dawn?

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  30. PS - I know ya'll wont - but you totally should - bring the panties... js.

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  31. I'm going to the Paris Premiere!! We have very slim chances to get a ticket to see the screening, but I'll definitely be there for the Red carpet even if it's only for 37 seconds of seeing Rob. I'm a red carpet virgin too... and a bit afraid, but I can't miss this!!!

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  32. Sadly I live in the middle of the country (Missouri) so I will not be attending. But I look forward to posts and pictures from the event. If I could convince my hubby, I'd be there. But he has seen me read this blog on my phone many a times, and he thinks we're all weird. And just despite me, he started putting pics of hot girls on his phone since I have RPatz on mine. Which isn't fair since my pics are not of naked... If only..
    Have fun ladies!

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