Between the never-ending string of Water for Elephants premieres and the strategically released Breaking Dawn stills, my vagina is crying "uncle"! [Ewwww...that sounds gross even to me.]
I know all you dirty h00rs out there have been glued to your computers as every new image and video is released, but there were a few I found especially eye crossing. He's just so damn cute, I want to take him home and cook him stuff. And I hate to cook. So that's saying a lot.
What kind of blogger would I be if I didn't at least share a few of my favs with you! Of course, I probably have a lot more favorites than what I've included -- I just haven't seen them yet. Monitoring this shit could be a full-time fucking job. This would be a job I'd be giddy to go to every day!
I've never seen someone so excited about a beer! (From the Graham Norton Show. Image from Robsessed.)
Wow, Rob really likes a lot of stuff! I bet he'd love Twitarded. Click here if you can't see the video.
Rob talking about kissing, kissing and more kissing. Fuuuuuuck me. Click here if you can't see the video.
Hearing voices in your head, Rob? If it were mine, you'd be blushing. Click here if you can't see the video.
And then this morning a reader emailed us the link to a short interview. For some reason, YouTube won't let me embed the video, but click here to watch. And Rob's comment at 1:10... I wanna know which one of you twat waffles made this sign! You are my hero.
I think this photo sums up the last few weeks -- "Where am I? What's my name again? What country am I in?"