Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday Night Eye Candy: Robert Pattinson Pops [Yummy!]

I'm going out on a limb and say the Rob drought is officially a thing of the past. Over the last several weeks, we've been gleefully inundated with more smoking hot pictures and interviews of the Precious than we know what to do with. Ok, maybe that's not right... we know what to do with them...right? We ogle and drool and possibly use them as foreplay.

These could keep me going for months. And months. And months.

Between the never-ending string of Water for Elephants premieres and the strategically released Breaking Dawn stills, my vagina is crying "uncle"! [Ewwww...that sounds gross even to me.]

Uncllllllllllllllllle! My vagina can't wait for November.

I know all you dirty h00rs out there have been glued to your computers as every new image and video is released, but there were a few I found especially eye crossing. He's just so damn cute, I want to take him home and cook him stuff. And I hate to cook. So that's saying a lot.

"Hey Dean, is there a bug on my tongue? I think I ate a bug." I got something for your tongue...

What kind of blogger would I be if I didn't at least share a few of my favs with you! Of course, I probably have a lot more favorites than what I've included -- I just haven't seen them yet. Monitoring this shit could be a full-time fucking job. This would be a job I'd be giddy to go to every day!

I've never seen someone so excited about a beer! (From the Graham Norton Show. Image from Robsessed.)

Wow, Rob really likes a lot of stuff! I bet he'd love Twitarded. Click here if you can't see the video.

Rob talking about kissing, kissing and more kissing. Fuuuuuuck me. Click here if you can't see the video.

Hearing voices in your head, Rob? If it were mine, you'd be blushing. Click here if you can't see the video.

And then this morning a reader emailed us the link to a short interview. For some reason, YouTube won't let me embed the video, but click here to watch. And Rob's comment at 1:10... I wanna know which one of you twat waffles made this sign! You are my hero.

I think this photo sums up the last few weeks -- "Where am I? What's my name again? What country am I in?"

TGIF Twitards!


  1. Naw- tha last pic is from the Sydney premiere last night - he was looking fiiine Lay-dies :) And the movie is just beautiful!

  2. ya always amuses the hell out of me when he catches a glimpse at the depths of the depravity this fandom has for him. We know he knows about the screaming and the insane fan base, but to have something like "my ovaries are exploding" catch his eye is Hysterical. I mean, we say it with such regularity, that it's hardly noticed.

    A fellow and might I add...lucky as fuck...hoor over on fb got to attend the Graham Norton Taping this past week. And in the middle of the show, her phone rang...AND HER RING TONE IS ROB LAUGHING......Needless to say, Rob and the body guards were started to hear his voice emanating from this lovely lady's lap!! So, I guess he has one more glimpse into our love :cough: obsession for him.

    AND...might I add, that there has been a wildness and blatant sexuality in many of his photos that have brought me back to the feel of RomeRob. I for one am THRILLED to see it return.

    That is all.

  3. StackedLikeSookieMay 7, 2011 at 3:07 AM

    All the time I've dreamed of him coming here & when he does he's still too far away. Sydney is not in my home state & there was NOTHING on our news, so of course I have to come here to get the best goss. The girl with the overies exploding sign deserves a medal, especially for him noticing it!

  4. I haven't seen all of these videos. I can't wait to watch them...when I'm alone.

  5. I have so much to catch up on. Oh my. I will be back to watch this all...soon...ish

  6. OMG, RomeRob... thanks for the reminder, TTP

  7. I'm so far behind -- haven't finished watching these videos. I really need to do laundry but... fuck it, I'm watching the damn videos.

  8. He was worth the wait in Sydney. I was truly stunned by his gorgeousness that when he stood right in front of me (I could literally touch him, my friend did - jealous) I missed the opportunity to get a close up pic of him and to get him to sign my book - FAIL! I'm just glad I got to see him in the flesh and have some snaps before and after leaving me...*sigh*

  9. HAHAHAAHAHAHA!! Oh I love it!! My ovaries are exploding!

  10. Thanks for the excellent overview!  Quite the public service. :)  One of the bloggers on Rob's Closet mentioned this blog and I am now a huge fan.  I usually describe myself as a twilighter but twitard is just about right.  Thanks heaven for this soaking rain of Rob after so many dry months . . .  

  11.  Going to see it again tomorrow night!  And with a bunch of buddies.

  12.  IKR -- what, you find exploding ovaries unusual???  Sad to say I think that means he doesn't read the blogs I hang out on.

    That story about your friend is priceless. 

    As for RomeRob . . . I wasn't a fan then but even just looking at the old pics is breathtaking.  Robowski is giving him a run for his money so the pics from the tour being awesome fits.


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