Friday, May 13, 2011

Happy Birthday, Mr. Pattinson

Yesterday was an insane day for me. I was crazy busy at work. Crazy busy when I got home. I finally had about 4.35 seconds to sit down and hammer out a post... and Blogger was broken. Nooooooo! I couldn't access it at all. I tried for hours. I was not a happy camper.

Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuu!

I'm going to make this post quick and dirty before Blogger goes down again like a $10 hooker on payday. Today is a certain someone's birthday. Our favorite sparkly vampire actor turned 25. That makes him a teeny bit closer to an age appropriate crush for me. Score!

I hope he enjoys his birthday because he is the boss.

I want someone to make a gif out of the following video and save it for my birthday next year.

I think it would be nice to revisit the most famous birthday wish of all time. RPattz, if you call me I'll sing to you like this. I pinky swear.

Join me in the comments for a few verses of the birthday song. We can't sing the real birthday song though because I hear it costs a shit ton of money. So... uh... I guess you can join us for a rousing rendition of Bappy Hirthday.


  1. OMFG, I am dying laughing at that first vid. You chop your balls off and die everyday??  LMFAO!!

  2. I love that video. It cracks me up.

  3.  Yea!  Rob is 25!  That makes him a year older than TheRugbyboy (so that means I'm not quite such a perv today!)  Every year there is about a month when I'm uncomfortable while both lovely boys are technically the same age!

  4.  Annnnnd . . . I'm so freakin' happy that I finally figured out how to post a comment in the new format!  Woot!

  5. Happy birthday Rob, if you come over, I promise to call you Mr President and have a nice present for you...;-)

  6. oh, TK! Despite Blogger's major fail and suck-ish RL, you did it, bb. Like a boss!and  Rappy Hirthday, Bob! <3

  7.  OME, I love that first video. That cracked my shit up!

  8. StackedLikeSookieMay 15, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    I can't watch the first video but I think we should all offer to blow Rob....'s candle. He was finally down under last week but sadly not down under me.


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