Monday, May 9, 2011

Ikea = 1, Snarkier Than You = 0

So I was going to write something really clever but instead I spent the night putting together a bed that I bought at Ikea over the weekend and well, that shit sucks. Plus I am a little drinky, because if you don't have a couple of drinks while assembling Swedish furniture with names you can't pronounce, you'll be upset when you get done and you have a bunch of random pieces left over. Me? I'm not upset. And I have a few random unidentifiable bolts and things to add to my McGyver box. That's where I toss all my might-be-useful-someday random stuff in the hopes that I'll be able to build a rocket ship to escape the zombie apocalypse when the time comes (note: I hear May 21 is the big day, but I may have my facts mixed up).

Anyhoo, I'm flaking out tonight, so please to enjoy this video from Robzsinger (via VitaminR70) - I can't get it to play on my computer, but word on the street is that it's smokin'!

Robert Pattinson's Naughty Side by ROBZSINGER

I also found a nice early-RPatts-b-day vid on YouTube, but apparently YouTube has changed how you embed videos because I can't seem to figure out how to make it go. You can find it here if you need a little eye candy. If anyone wants to tell me what I'm doing wrong, have at in in the comments. Please.

The way everything seems to be not working for me tonight, I'll be pleasantly surprised if my bed doesn't collapse tonight as I sleep, but I think I'm going to go try my luck... Sweet dreams! 


  1. I hate putting together IKEA furniture that is why I bribe friends with drinks and let them do it.

    In regards to embedding, click the "share" button under the video. A URL will pop up and under the URL you will see the "Embed" button in bold.

  2. Ugh. I hate IKEA. I'm pretty sure everything I've ever put together from them has been crooked.

    But I was prolly drunk, too.

  3. Wow! Thanks so much for sharing my video.

  4. Ok commenting is weird now, you can't see any of the comments unless you log into Blogger, then I have to subscribe to the comments with Disqus. But then it gives me a input box that won't let me type anything. So I have to close the page and open it again from the Disqus link again to comment. Am I doing this right? Is there an easier way?

    Any way.... Yes Ikea shopping is in my near future, when we take possession of the new house there are a couple of things that I will be needing. This involves a day trip over to the mainland, cause the rock that I live on doesn't have an Ikea.... everything else just no Ikea. Last time we were there just as we got up to the till.... the interact system went down. Hubs isn't the most patient man, so we exit without anything and me pissed as hell. Fun!

  5. Snarkier Than YouMay 10, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Any video that takes its inspiration from MOtU is good in my book!

  6. Dear Red Bella: Pls Let me know what you learn I see things at work but nothing on the BB and nothing on my home laptop, tho I get asked to sign up for some Atom feed. grrrr.

  7. I wish I had a tenth of @Robzsinger 's talent.

  8. I flove this. Robzsinger is uber talented and this is smokin' hott!! I can't watch it enough.

  9. Huh. Second time in two days I thought I replied. Losing my mind. The video is... um... MEOW. Very, very nice.

    And Ikea furniture sucks dick. It looks great once its all put together but holy crap is it impossible to put together.


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