Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Seeking Solace in Robert Pattinson's Facial Hair [That's right.]

This one's for you, Jenny Jerkface...


 So the weather across these United States has been nothing short of genuinely frightful - and horrific in some cases - these last few days. It's even been strangely Forks-like here in New Joisey (no sign of the Cullens yet, but I have my fingers and other things crossed). I was toying with a few ideas for things to send out on the interwebs tonight, but nothing was sticking and then when I found out that our very own Texas Katherine was huddled in her bathroom with the boy, the hubs, the cat, and Rex, shit got a wee bit scary (read: we probably blew up TK's phone with texts looking for reassurance that the roof was not being lifted off her home).

In an effort to keep things light, I say when the going gets tough, the tough turn to Beardy Rob for comfort. And by comfort, I mean "things that make the tops of your inner thighs tingly in a not at all unpleasant way." 

This photo that turned up everywhere last week when a "new" recording of RPatts singing surfaced left me in a little pile of mush on the floor, and I'm not even a fan - at all - of facial hair... Er, or so I thought.

That weird whimpering sound you just heard was JJ's vagina...

And the video I just found tonight while searching for something RPatts-y and juicy on YouTube did me in. It's official! I have an unhealthy fascination with body hair... On a very tiny, very specific portion of the population, anyway...



Did Beardy Rob make you a convert, or am I preaching to the choir here? Add your fave Scruff-ward pics and links to the comments, if you can! For those of you who can't comment [we're working on it, btw], feel free to email to me - snarkierthanyou@gmail - and I'll do a round-up of all the goods! Right after I add them to my own special collection...

P.S. Anyone directly affected by the tornadoes - or if you know someone who was - please let us know how we can help!

20 comments:

  1. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    I flove beardy Rob. The end. I'm going to sleep now. Heh heh.

    And to everyone who is in the midst of shitastic weather - be safe. Please let us know you're all right. 

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  2. Wolfy Flared Nostril Rob FTW!!!! 
    And can you really go wrong with RomeRob...Ever?  I think not.

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  3. I'm not a huge fan of his facial hair either, but that pic made my vagina actually squeek. I'll leave the whimpering to JJ.

    xo J

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  4. just_bella TeamBDMay 25, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    Love me some Beardward!
    Good video, I may or may not have re-watched it about 9x now...

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  5. Now THAT'S a razor burn I would gladly welcome -- although the full beard -- GAH! I can't get enough!! Mustache ride... FTW!

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  6. Squeaky vagina? You better see a doctor... or take that show on the road!

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  7. UNFY UNF UNFFFFFFFFF!

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  8. I love beard. My hubby wonders why I freak when he shaves his down. I'm secretly trying to get jaw porn out of him.
     As far as storms go, I live in Missouri, in the St. Louis area. We made the news a couple weeks ago when our airport was hit by a tornado and then continued to have our baseball game that night. You see where our priorities are.. Now MO got hit with another one. Pretty scary stuff south of us in Joplin. If it wasn't so far away I would go down there and help. The town is just a pile of rubble. And the fun part is, we have more storms a comin...

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  9. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Beardy Rob.
    Hmmm gives me some ideas for FFFOOORRRKKKSSS!!!!

    Hope TK survived the twister, scary shit that is.

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  10. I've always loved facial hair on guys...and piercings...and tattoos..but I think that video just put all my ex-boyfriends/tattoo artists friends to shame! 

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  11. Sigh...I found this image and was sufficiently distracted for the whole morning. 

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  12. Off topic, but Einstein gave his first cousin mustache rides.   

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  13. UNF is right.  I flove scruffy, beardy, stubbly Rob.  That's one case of rugburn I would happily endure.  On my inner thighs.  Sweet gods.  Here are some of my noms. 

    ....I need a few moments to myself now.  With these pics.  G'damn.

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  14. um yeah you found some GOOOOOOOOD ones! i may have verbalized "unf" involuntarily. it's a completely accurate spelling of that noise - maybe more like uunnnnFF though - lol... lickin' & clickin'...

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  15. Be safe down there in MO!

    And I also freak out a little when ML shaves down his beard. He once mentioned he was thinking of shaving it off but I guess my look of horror convinced him otherwise. 

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  16. Lindsay Rae - you are the dealer to my addiction. Uhhhhhhhhh. SOFA KING hot. 

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  17. Holy effing GAWD Batman! This is way better than morning sex! 

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  18. mmmmmmm scruff..... he would kill me if he knew how much he is on the interwebs.

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  19. I love him with or without!! But yeah, he's the only man I've seen so far that is just heart-stopping with facial hair. Not fond of the longer beards, but that stubble makes me wanna whip out the ...... ;-)

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  20. Nah, have to say, the full-beardy thang does nothing for me, though I do like a bit o' scruff and five o'clock shadow... ;-)
    Are these tornadoes over yet? Waiting to climb outta my hidey-hole... ;-)

    CC x

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