ML is slightly more conservative than me. His tastes run more along the lines of “Italian Grandmother” while mine are a tad bit kitschy and abstract. I think my decorating ideas are awesome. ML says they’re frightening. And demented.
I honestly don’t know what his problem is. How could anyone NOT want this hanging on their dining room wall???
I MUST get this. (Found at my favorite website for home decor, Regretsy)
That being said, ML has a birthday coming up and I wanted to surprise him by doing a little redecorating in his honor.
Did I mention he’s not home? Because he’s not home.
I enlisted the help of my best buddy ever, and Snarkier Than You showed up the other night with all sorts of amazing… stuff that would transform our living room from “meh” to “fucking shit-balls awesome”.
When ML left, our living room looked like this:
Before we continue, I need to address something in this picture. Yes, that's the backseat of a van near the Grandfather clock. When ML texted me, "where can I put this seat?" my response was, "somewhere where it's not noticeable." Well done, ML. Well fucking done.
Anyway, those three photos above are what our living room looked like when ML left.
This is what it looks like now:
Hey, at least there is still a stallion on it...
Oh look, it's Edward, Wolf-boy and Frodo Baggins' sister.
Ah yes, that eye-sore of a benchseat looks MUCH better now.
If you ever want someone to come over and completely but tastefully defile your home with Twilight merchandise, STY is your gal. Let's admire some of her handiwork, mmmm?
When ML's away, the mini-Edwards will whip out the Pattinson Panties and get totally loaded off of shitty deer blood from their New Moon Thermos.
Of course it's hot in here! Look at those fucking panties.
I said "in a not-obvious place", ML. Payback is a bitch.
I'm not a betting whore, but I'm gonna say that ML will be a little... astounded when he comes through that front door. Also? His whole band will be with him. I WIN!!!!
ML will have endless memories of the moment he walks through the door and sees this. Because his band will never EVER let him forget it.
I'd wish ML a happy birthday on the blog but a) he doesn't read it (THANKFULLY) and b) he's probably going to be kill me. And STY. I'm totally blaming her.