Maybe I'm turning into a fuddy-duddy, but holy hell, the MTV Movie Awards should be rated R! Between the plethora of F-bombs dropped (*gasp*) and the penis references and the groping, I'm almost relieved I don't have teenagers that would've begged to watch it. That would have been awkward!
However NO F-bomb had me squirming on my couch like the one that fell from the cherry-red lips of RPattz.
I want him to follow me around all day repeating the line... "But I did fuck you." I just love that he's so pleased with himself for saying it!
But I digress...
As we all knew would happen, Rob and Kristen, once again take home the golden popcorn paperweight for Best Kiss. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there was a category Twilight Eclipse was nominated in that they didn't win. It must have been the 7,894 times I voted on MTV.com. You're welcome.
And just in case you need to compare to previous years' wins, here are the 2010 and 2009 acceptance speeches. I truly hope these two brush up on their public speaking skills should one of them ever be nominated for an academy award... you know, when pigs fly.
2010 Best Kiss (click here)
2009 Best Kiss (click here)
Maybe if they win for Breaking Dawn, we'll be lucky enough to get a Notebook-style acceptance speech.
You can't tell me I'm the only one that wants it like this. Fucking hot and leg hitchy and yummy...
Stay tuned for our own special Twitarded dissection of the Breaking Dawn trailer tomorrow night. Can you guess which part is my favorite?