So I was sitting at my desk, head in my hands, slowly pulling out giant clumps of my hair, when one of my coworkers came into my office to talk about some stuff. She's fairly new to our company -- maybe has been here a few months so I haven't really gotten to know her that well. Imagine my surprise when she spied my Twilight FSE and said "OMG, I didn't know you had Robert Pattinson in your office!" I said, "Why yes, are you a fan?" And she said, "Oh gawd yes! He's so hot. My son bought me a poster that I have hanging on my bedroom door!"
My FSE loves to show off his red boa. He's so stylish! Or maybe he'll be tying me up with it. I hope.
You can imagine how the conversation proceeded from there as I was doing a Charlie Brown-style dance of joy in my head -- the books, the movies, the precious, other movies, etc. I was thisclose to tackle hugging her, telling her about the blog and making her read every post ever written! But then I pulled myself together... not ready to out myself like that at work. Especially to a newbie.
I do however, have the most ginormous urge to pepper her email inbox with various amazingly hot RPattz pictures and videos. I sat there for the longest time after she left my office wondering if she too spends hours perusing YouTube, watching the breathtaking beauty of the Preh-tay on her computer. Or if she has a folder full of her favorite pictures.
But I'll wait... I still need to feel her out a bit. I don't want to scare her away. I NEED people like her. I mean, I have all of you guys, but you're not just down the hall! I mean HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK -- a few new set pics come out and Rob is looking all sexified -- I finally have someone to SHARE it with! In person!! She has no idea what she's in for... but I hope she likes it. And if she likes RPattz, than I think she will!
This is so new to me. Someone I see almost every day has the same feelings for the boy that I do. How do I start? What do I do? I need help people!