This might be some sort of record in Twitarded history. In the past week, we've done not one, not two, but THREE timely posts! HOLY SHIT, someone alert the fucking media!! Even us Derelicts Under the Bleachers get something right once in a while. But how could we not jump on this birthday bandwagon for someone as special as Lisa. So, without further ado... a birthday message from the Twitarded quartet.
Obsessed with Twilight? Think you're too old for this? You've come to the right place!
We are a bunch of over-thirty *cough*andforty*cough* chicks who never really meant to fall in love with Twilight... but somehow we did. Hard. Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it. And other stuff. Join us!