It's been a while since we've picked on Kristen Stewart... Frankly, she's grown on us over the years and we think she has awesome taste in men, so we don't make fun of her these days. Much. But when we received a link to a new video over the weekend, we knew her number was up.
This came to us direct from the source, the very talented team of peeps at Barely Political. If we have a "Bella Off" in Forks this year, this video is going to be mandatory for perfecting your blinks, nods, stuttering, brow-furrowing, hair-tousling, and staring off into space. I know I'll be using "The Kristen Stewart Speak More Good" method at my next public peaking opportunity (can I get another "FOOOORRRKKS!!!" ???) -
Special thanks to Anastasia, aka "The Grieving Widow" at the end of this vid for sending this to us (and nicely done!).
Anyhoo, since we've already broken out the torches and pitchforks, I happened to notice that YouTube is littered with videos showcasing Kristen's..."special" mannerisms...
This one is almost enough to spark a seizure (you've been warned) - if I didn't know better, I'd say it was manipulated, but it's alllll BlinkyStew!
There were also a bunch of videos devoted to her biting and licking her lip and such, but GAH that seemed a little icky - I mean, who would get into something that???
It would just be SO wrong... Why would anyone focus that much attention on another person's mouth? EW. Creepers. That's who...
Oh yeah... Erm... Well... I mean, it's totally not weird when it's about Robert Pattinson's mouth... Am I right? Can I get an amen, people? WOOT!