Seriously. I have. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in the middle of the night from a nightmare that my boss has found out that my "awww, I kinda like Twilight and Robert Pattinson" is actually more like "I'm probably obsessed to the point of being unbalanced and may or may not have a blog that is not only completely un-PC, but... basically fucking pornographic AND 98% Twilight related. Wrap your head around that one."
Image found here -- which is a fucking hilarious site that you should check out.
I suppose I could get fired for worse but I can't really think of anything that doesn't somehow pertain to Twilight...
Here Is..... Your Morning Wake Up Call With Robert Pattinson
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