We don't talk about Nikki Reed very often here but it's not because we don't like her, or think that her dark eyebrows and blonde Rosalie wig look really fucking weird.
Oh wait, I actually DO think the dark eyebrows and blonde wig is totally fucking weird. Never mind.
Anyway, when Texas Katherine sent this video to us a couple of days ago, I knew I had to write about it because it's SO important and really struck a chord within me because apparently Nikki Reed likes to talk about shit I like to talk about, like shitting.
Or giving a shit about shitting. Or something like that. Just watch the video.
Not only is the video hysterical but some of the comments made me a pee a little because apparently people actually thought this is a real campaign or something and not just...
Wait, what? It IS a real campaign??? If the thoughts I had while shitting could actually affect the world... well, let's just say that might not be a good thing for anyone. But me.
Go here if you want to give a shit. And don't forget to flush.
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