Wednesday, September 14, 2011
FORKS UPDATE: OH MA GAH! Two Weeks to Go!!
Someone please pass me a Xanax... like right the fuck NOW! I'm desperately trying to remember if I've told you everything you need to know about what the hell we're doing in Forks. Please be on the lookout in your email for e-blasts from us over the next week or so with some important details and information.
Of course we're right down to the last minute... would it be Twitarded if we weren't?
Just a reminder, if you're planning to order a t-shirt, I would definitely try to do it before the end of the week so you don't get stuck paying ridiculous shipping charges to get it to yourself by the time you leave for Forks. Click HERE to order. I've ordered mine and now I wait patiently by the door each day awaiting it's arrival...
Basically this year it revolves around Friday and Saturday nights at the Elks Lodge. There have been some questions -- and yes, the Elks Lodge does have a bar (not the fanciest booze, but it'll do) and we will be providing food -- nothing fancy, but nobody will go hungry. Probably. We will be charging an admission fee for both nights and we'll be getting that info to you all next week, and whether or not we'll be asking you to pre-pay.
And of course, we need you to fill out another FORM -- I know how you all LOVE to fill out FORMS. This one is extra special -- if you don't fill it out, you don't get into the Friday/Saturday night shindigs at the Elks Lodge. We need a headcount, people!!
PLEASE FILL OUT BY SUNDAY, 9/18/11 -- EVERYONE MUST FILL OUT THE FORM if you're planning on joining us... (sorry for the shouty caps -- I get shouty when I get excited!) This is not just us being ball-busters - it's mandated in the contract we signed with the Elks Lodge. If you are not on the list, you can't come in.
And here are some links to previous Forks posts, in case you missed them:
Miscellaneous Stuff -- Don't forget to make your own name tag!!
T-Shirts and Wednesday Night Fuckery in Seattle
Have you booked your Twilight Tour? Don't forget to mention Twitarded for a discount.
Can't wait to see all you h00rs in Fooooooooooorks!! Yippee skippeeeeeee!
Posted by sj at 10:00 PM