"Grrr. Argh." That's zombie-speak for "You got a right purdy mouth."
Then she turned all of us into zombies. For some of us, that was an improvement. So, what would happen if two zombies managed to play Hide the Salami without body parts falling off? Nothing good, I can tell you.
JJZombieWard: She still looks like a serial killer, but much cuter than JJ's "normal" babies.
LKWZombieWard: This is the EXACT same picture as one of JJ's "normal" babies. So many jokes. So little time.
STYZombieWard: First off, I didn't notice the thumbnail of the picture frame said "Our Baby Girl." Somehow it still works. Lil' STYZW must be picking up one some latent Jersey Shore genes and is ready to embrace the GTL way of life.
TKZombieWard: This is not ok. Why is my baby a plushie?! How the actual fuck do you combine two of the walking dead and get a motherfucking duck?! "These are the feathers of a killer, Bella." I should just go ahead and get him fitted for an ankle monitor right now. I assume it's a him. I don't think he'll develop his bright plumage until he's at least an adolescent plushie.
It wouldn't be fair not to let my cat in on the action...
ShakespeareZombieWard: This is the most normal-looking baby of all. I fucking give up.
I don't really know how to end this without offering some kind of Groupon for counseling. Just consider the comments section a safe place to share your feelings and start the healing process.