Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Twitarded Has Been Infected!

Last week I told a romantic tale of my two loves: Edward Cullen and zombies. This week it appears that zombie Edward has made his rounds and has infected the Twitarded quartet. I'm not sure how or when that little zombie bastard made his way into my house, and I definitely don't remember waking up with any bite marks anywhere. He's a sneaky one, that Zombieward. Let's just say, there's going to be hell to pay if anyone of us ends up pregnant with his creepy zombie baby.

 I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty and witty and blight!

TexasKatherine and her botched nose job. I'd be asking for a refund on that one.

Steampunk zombie Jerkface -- the goggles will hide your eyes, but please find a bandana or something to hide those fangs?

  Oh Snarkier Than You, you have such a pretty eye!

Please tell me you downloaded this app. I'm telling you, it's fucking hours of fun! Although it does scare me sometimes -- how horrifying I can make someone look. I want to Zombify my whole office for our company Christmas card. {{insert evil laugh here}}

19 comments:

  1. Ok. That really, REALLY creeps me out. Although doing that with the precious was even worse... Knock it off. Pretty please?

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  2. And I thought my zombie make-up effect from Halloween was scary. This is very creep-tastic!

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  3. Zombie Christmas cards sounds like a really cool idea!

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  4. You got me addicted to this app. I freaked out my whole office with it. My favorite part is when you put your finger to the screen and the zombie tries to eat you and blood goes everywhere. It's normal to enjoy this yes? I think so.

    My new favorite phone time is Google Translate. Mr. VitR and I did this back and forth with dirty phrases in Norwegian, French, Chinese, Dutch....I was crying from laughing so hard. The best part is....it's FREE!

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  5. P.S. The last one of STY actually really freaks me out. I am going to have nightmares now. I need to go look at the pretty pics of STY I have. Eeeeek!

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  6. OMFG, that lost one of STY is truly scary as shit! That app must be fab, because STY is the most "innocent looking" creature ;)

    LKW, seriously...lmao! Please steal a pic of me from FB and make me a zombie...I don't have an iphone, YET....soon...muahhahh...soon...

    AND w/v "bless"...really?!

    XO J,

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  7. I want to buy this app, but it's so much fun to send pics to LKW & demand zombie-fication. STY's pic really takes the phrase "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." to a whole new level.

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  8. Welp. I'd just like to thank for the nightmares I will be having tonight....

    You couldn't find an app that made y'all red-eyed, sparkly and granite skinned?

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  9. Oh man, so much win. These are awesome. And by 'awesome,' I mean 'you guys look freaking terrifying.' Love it!

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  10. I want an iPhone just so I can play with this app! I have to admit, STY makes the best zombie, just sayin ;)

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  11. All right, y'all....stop playing with this app....it's grossing me out!

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  12. THAT might be what finally gets me to change my avi lol...

    Even Mr. Snarky was totally freaked out - I told him that pic scared ME a little and his reply [as he backed out of the room] was "Yeah but you don't have to sleep next to you..."

    Also, based on the pic LKW tweeted last night, do NOT use this app on your pets, unless you want to have them frighten you to death.

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  13. Fuck it, I'm sold. I'll download it tonight. You all look awesome! I wanna be zombified. I won't even have to look for a photo where I'm not making a weird face.

    LKW, I have just discovered the Walking Dead too, and I'm loving it. I've even got my mom hooked on it and she hates horror. Maybe I should bring her to Paranormal Activity 3...

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  14. BAD ASS!!! You girls make fearsome zombies..Good thing I'm going target shooting this weekend, I will be prepared for the invasion.

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  15. Seriously are you TRYING to make me never sleep again? I'm going to throw up on my desk. If this turns from a Twilight blog to a zombie blog, I'm out. I will still love you the same... I just will need someone to read this outloud to me while I cover my eyes.

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  16. I read your previous post to my husband and he bought the app within seconds and fucking zombified me a minute later. Yesterday he TERRIFIED my daughter with it. AND I've caught him trying to zombify our wedding photo!

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  17. And do you know you can put Santa beards yer zombies? Or pumpkin heads. Great fun.

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  18. Oh God, I look bad enough as it is...don't want to even see myself zombiefied. I do love zombie movies though and The Walking Dead is just fabulous.

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  19. I mean this as the highest compliment but STY really does make a great zombie.

    And holy shit does that freak me out. In an awesome freak-out kind of way.

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