In those ten days I devoured the first two seasons with an unhealthy and possibly psychotic fervor and am currently working my way through the third, thanks to Amazon.com. The house is once again in shambles and ML keeps grumbling something about taking a sledge hammer to the modem because I. Cannot. Stop. Watching.
To put it in perspective: Combined, seasons one and two have a total of 43 episodes at approximately 42 minutes an episode. So far I've ripped through the first three episodes of season three, which brings my grand total to 46 episodes. That's a grand total of THIRTY TWO FUCKING HOURS of fuck-hawt dudes, super-natural awesome-sauce, violence and ridiculous butt-hurt teen drama.
Butt-hurt, front and center
That's almost a full-time job, people. But it's a really nice full-time job because I get to stare at a cast full of really, really hot guys.
Also, now that I did the math, jeeeeeezus I'm a loser.
I almost don't want to encourage you folks to start watching because I don't want to be responsible for your children going hungry or your S/O leaving you. I mean, I've already done that to you before, what with Twilight and fan fiction so...
Fuck it. I can't help myself.
Did I mention some serious hunkaliciousness going on in The Vampire Diaries? Even if VD isn't your cup of tea, you might as well have some eye candy! (And yes, I went there. Get it?)
Damon Salvatore - the bad brother. Yum.
Here, let me fix your shirt. By taking it off...
Stefan Salvatore - the brooding Edward wannabe. I'm okay with it.
The first thing I noticed was that oddly shaped candle in the corner. Nah, just kidding. Look at those pythons...
Group shot! The Salvatore brothers and a werewolf (yes, there are werewolves)
Klaus - one of the Originals. My brain is still reeling from the spontaneous orgasm I had staring at this picture so no witty captions for you.
At the very least, you need to check this guy out. Jaymes805 of Borderline Phenomenal sent me this link and I pretty much spent every chance I could get reading it and shitting myself laughing. It's a breakdown of each episode by a VERY funny guy named Price Peterson. You won't regret it.