Or Rob Pattinson shaved his head. One of those.
(You must check out the rest of the pictures over at ROBsessed!!)
Nooooo! Where's the sex hair??
Oh! Sexy crooked smirky thingy!! Me likey...
As you're reading this, someone is madly writing out a steamy BettyWhite/Rob Pattinson fan fic. Guaranteed. Rule #34, bitches.
Gone is the disheveled coif, the sex hair, the bouffant. I daresay this is more on par with the what-the-fuck-were-they-thinking hairstyles he sported in all the movies except Twilight. What was he thinking? Did he wake up one day and decide, "fuck it, this hair is too much trouble and gets in the way of my smoking and drinking Heinekens" and decided to take a trip to a barber?
The scruffy beard might possibly negate that haircut...
Or maybe him and KStew hit the sauce, got loaded and Flowbee'd it off in a drunken stupor.
Either way, he's got a sort-of-but-not-really-shaved head. Honestly, I'm not exactly sure what the fuck it going on but all I know is his hair is missing. Well, most of it, anyway. But here's my thing - WHY is he the only guy with a mostly-shorn head that doesn't look bad-ass?
Okay, he looks kind of badass here. Or drunk. Or bored.
Here's a video clip of his new 'do (from Hollywood Life)
Now that filming for all the Twilight saga movies is complete (sob!) I wonder if he's going to keep his hair short or grow it back to it's you-know-you-want-to-fuck-me length.
Level with me, Twitards - do you love it or hate it?