Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Sending out the Twi-Signal!

Hello!

We need your help...

Don't worry - we're not asking for money to pay someone to track down RPatts for us. Or for anything else (although if we DID have an opportunity to procure ourselves an RPatts, we would of course expect your financial support).

We need something more important - your creativity, your ideas, your suggestions.

There's no easy way to say this if you haven't already thought this through, so I am just going to rip this muther humping BandAid off right now: we can't be Twitarded forever.

 Don't pout! We're not going anywhere (like it or not).

I mean, sure, we'll always be Twitarded - Twitards are forever! - but blogging only under this name can't go on forever. It's possible one or two of you might have even noticed that we don't blog exclusively about Twilight, Robert Pattinson, or Jenny Jerkface's BMs anymore.

But we would never abandon this ship...

...or this one. {{{sniff}}}

In our usual style, we haven't really quite figured out how this will work. Not that anyone is going to panic, but we have no plans to shut down this blog. It's been an amazing ride and we're not ready to hand in the keys to the Twimobile just yet. But we do want to start a new site.

As you might expect, we've been talking about this for a while without doing anything about it. But we need to make this shit GO. Because we've bandied approximately 3,247,367 potential names back and forth since we started talking about it, and nothing has stuck so far. But I am obsessed. I even drove home tonight with my radio off so that I could think about blog names while sloooowly trudging my way up Route 1. And I NEVER ever EVER drive without the radio on. I love music, I love news, and I hate hearing any noise my engine might be making (if it gets loud enough to be heard above the radio, I'll deal with it).

This is where you come in! We would love to hear your suggestions for a new blog/website name.



Because frankly we are going to kill each other if someone doesn't come up with something that we can all agree on soon-ish.

Here's the tricky part: no profanity (put away your Creative Cursing books and close your Profanity Candy app for the time being) - so we won't be starting the Twat Waffle blog (I know - this makes me sad, too). We'd like it to be something that isn't going to get us bloggy blacklisted right from the get-go. Don't worry - we'll earn that right later... Preferably, it should be something that isn't too long, can be spelled by slightly drunk people, and would look good on a tee shirt (I want a tee shirt and we haven't even named the damn thing yet). Also, it can't be one of the 97 kabillion blog names that are already taken by people who wrote one lame three-sentence post in 2001. Thanks, Blogger and Wordpress, for allowing a name to be taken forever even if it's inactive for over a decade. Great system you have there...

Aaaaand GO!

P.S. If we pick your name, we'll send you...something awesome. I have no idea what, but you'll like it. Probably.

106 comments:

  1. I has a sad just thinking about this.

    I've got nothing. If I was a creative type person, I'd be writing fanfiction!

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  2. Don't be sad! We are not going to break up the band... : )

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  3. hhmmmmmmmm you guys can not go anywhere! i love your blog! Are you guys drifting away from the twilight names totally? I vote for Snarky Latchkey Jerk. how does that ring ya?


    Shirts could be i'm a Snarky Latchkey Jerk Are you? Sorry not that creative.......

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    1. Nobody is getting rid of us anytime soon (like it or not...) - and we won't be changing our online names - no worries there!

      We're not giving up blogging - at all! Even if sometimes people wish we would lol...

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  4. What about something to the effect of "Those People," because we are all "those friends" that no one wants to claim in public, but are still a staple of a fabulous time (As in, who will sing drunken karaoke with me?). Kinda like a booty call, but without the happy ending.

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    1. Like it!!! Definitely going to tinker with that idea... Thanks!

      P.S. I am proud to claim you all in public lol... Can't have a fab time without those people!

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  5. How about "l. a. t." ... life after twilight

    or

    After the Twilight

    or some other night/day name that is not twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn, or midnight sun...

    :)

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    1. "Post-Twitarded Stress Disorder" lol...

      : )

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    2. I'm for keeping Twitarded. It's only a little Twilighty... but if you're set on ditching it here's a little brain dump if you want to stay Twilighty without having it right in the title:
      After Midnight Post
      The Afternoon Sun
      Midnight Blogging Rave
      Midnight Ecstasy (or Extacy)

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  6. Keep 'em coming!!

    I promise you we are not going anywhere. We're just thinking about... changing things up a bit. Change is good! Green is good!

    This community has always been amazing to us so it's our natural instinct to reach out to you lovely creative bitches to see if you have any suggestions.

    And also, seriously, we're going to kill each other if we don't decide on something soon.

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    1. more snark less poop (I'm not wearing a t-shirt that says "poop" lol... and i almost wrote "t-shit" which would have fit, somehow... : )

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    1. i SWEAR that nobody is getting rid of us this easily... REALLY. You cannot drive us out of this fandom even if you wanted to... We'll still be here circling around on the short bus for the foreseeable future. Really.

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    2. I'm just sorry that "short bus" has been taken. You hit it with that one. As in, "look honey, our little Twitard has grown up and now gets to ride the short bus".

      Getting caught up after months of absence, eagerly looking forward to seeing if a name has been chosen...

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  9. You hoors know that as long as we have our books/dvd's/mini's in our purses-he loves to hide in there & scare random sales clerks, doesn't he? (I get attention so much faster when they think they are waiting on a crazy woman!), & that as long as we have the posters on our walls, our Robporn folders, utube vid playlists, & the shrines in our closets, it's not over at all, right?

    So, that being said, I will continue to be Twitarded and wear my Twitarded Tshirt...just sayin'...

    Oh, and I like "Yeah, What She Said"...that'll be awesome on a tshirt! see, STY? You knew the right name all along...

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    1. I'll still be wearing my Twitarded gear, too! Proudly. And I don't think I can stop being Twitarded - it's in my heart & soul at this point.

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  10. My official, I-can-be-a-grown up-about-this comment: I'd follow you guys to the moon, so whatever you do, I'm there.

    My inner child comment: sniff sniff. That group picture killed me. I miss you h00rs, and as I had no idea this post was coming (see that hole in the sand over there? That's where I've been happily keeping my head), I'm all sad and emo now. This blog has brought so much good and so much happy into my life.

    Can you give us anything to go on as far as theme? That'll get me started on the name thinking. Are you avoiding Twilight altogether? If not, I vote for PTSD: Post Twilight Stress Disorder, documenting how you live in a post-Twilight (sniff) world.

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    1. There there - no sniffles necessary!

      Seriously, I could sum up the above post as "we're going to be doing pretty much the same thing and need a new name" - we don't envision major, blog-shattering changes. Really. I'm not sure we could shake our format up that much if we tried - this is what we know & love! : )

      So think sassy, snarky general content humor blog" - but we don't want to have Snarky in the title either, probably...

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  11. '4 Chicks and some babies'---unless you think that would sound like some sort of parenting blog.

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    1. Not afraid of sounding parent-y, but I don't think we want to lock into a specific number of bloggers... "A Bunch of Chicks and Some Babies"? Sounds like some weird babysitting club lol... But we keep rolling all these ideas around in our heads! It's gettin' crowded up in there!

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  12. Ok I'm super bummed you guys won't use Twatwaffles.... :(

    Let's see, what about:

    "Sober...or Not"

    "Kidding, Sort of, Not Really."

    Oh never mind, I can only come up with catchy things when I'm buzzy, and I'm not buzzy. Boo.

    I think once Twilight is over, you guys should totally keep blogging. It's true that you can't blog about Twilight forever. But you can rest assured we'll all be along for the ride. And who says you can't throw in Robsten's wedding when it happens ;)

    Love you guys, you're where it all started.

    xoxo J

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    1. If it makes you feel any better, I am, too. But we've spent years being ostracized because of "tarded" (my sister won't even mention the blog to all of her mommy friends lol) and figure we might as well give people a chance to get beyond our title before completely offending them. That said, we're all for something irreverent and snarky (like we are!).

      I like your other ideas - have a glass of wine & keep 'em coming!

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    2. I really like "Kidding, Sort of, Not Really". And I have to admit... as much as I like Twitarded when I mentioned to a Twi-friend they said something like "don't they hate Twilight?" and I had to straighten them out.

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  13. I would like to offer my kick-ass, I'm-so-proud-of-it idea:

    "Age-Inappropriate."

    Because holy shit...WE ARE.

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    1. Definitely something to work with there! Like it! Hmmm...

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    2. For some reason this reminded me of my favorite part of your blog description where you say "Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it". I'd like to play with that... something like:
      inexplicably obsessed
      inexplicably talkative

      My mind just froze up... anyone wanna take the ball from here?

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  14. I'm sad too...I've been lurking here for two years:( every single day I read this blog, and spew coffee on my computer screen like a boss...but I get it...in with new...gawd, twilight, the very most beaut awful first movie...spawned an awakening of myself again...and I came to realize that's normal...okay okay, names...no poop, no profanity...I'll need to sleep on it...brb...

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    1. Don't worry - we promise to do our best to keep messing up the computer screens of the world! : )

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  15. "Twisted Sisters" - although I am not sure if there would be any issue with being too close to the band name but you still keep the Twi and it really explains all of us :)

    I also like "What She Said" - it has many connotations as the individual writing the blog post or someone pointing out what someone else said. And it plays on the That's What She Said funny.

    I will keep thinking.

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    1. I like it but I am sure it's already taken - you would be amazed at home much stuff is already taken - even if it's something you think is so random, nope, already taken lol...

      We'll be tinkering with "What She Said" and the other ideas rolling in here - keep 'em coming! xo

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    2. "That's What She Said " (as in thatswhatshesaid) is taken, but "That's Wha-Twi said" isn't (as it thatswhatwisaid). It still has "Twi" in it and otherwise people just think we're "tarded" so it kind of calls back to Twitarded... okay it's obscure but I'm just brain dumping).

      or how about "That's Wha-Twe said" (as in thatswhatwesaid) and only because "we" shows there are multiple writers (oh wait, that's already taken.)

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  16. Ok - maybe my poor morning fog brain can't think straight...

    are you starting a new blog or just changing the name on this one?

    If you start a new blog will you be leaving this one? I have recommended so many of my friends to this blog that we would have to start a support group to help with the withdrawl from it!

    I can't come up with a possible name - must think on this one.

    PS: to JJ - still waiting for the address to ship your REAL huckleberry product to...not that crappy taffy you had.

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    1. No need to start a support group just yet! We'll keep on keepin' on somewhere... Haven't figured out the details yet but you'll find us writing up a storm here and elsewhere for the foreseeable future!

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  17. How about "Drunk Waffles"

    A. Everyone loves waffles, gets people past the title without inadvertently appealling to and offending sensitive religious fanatics who are opposed to drunkeness.
    B. I think it succinctly describes our interests to those "in the know" of the Twitarded blog.
    C. Easy to remember when drunk, you're drunk, you like waffles ergo, drunk waffles.

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    1. OnePhoenix, I like the way you think.

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    2. OMG... I really like this one.

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  18. Hey guys, don't be sad. It's like Bella going to spend some time with her dad... this will be a good thing... I think.

    Actually, I know it will. New adventures are fun. And you're all going to experience it right from the start with us!!

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  19. GROUP HUG, EVERYONE. Come on, bring it in ladies. There. Now, let's do a deep, deep cleansing breath. Aaaaaah. Okay then.

    I happen to love "Age Inappropriate" or "Inappropriate at any age" because, well, if I ever outgrow this shit, I hope somebody will thoroughly kick my ass.

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    1. ...and if you REALLY get stressed, there's always Mgy's "eye trick" - it works!

      "Age-inappropriate" has been in my Twitter blurb for years, so you know I love it!

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  20. Also, I sorta kinda just promised all my Twitter followers that the winner of the "Rename Twitarded" contest gets a lapdance from Jenny Jerkface. So we're going to have to put together a little fund for airfare and booze.

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  21. I love TWSS - That's What She Said or any variation.
    Love you guys!!

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    1. Thanks Jiff! Definitely something to tinker around with (most of the obvious and not-so-obvious stuff is already spoken for - boo!).

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  22. FANFICZOMBIE

    Squat poppers ( no poop but daaaamn close)

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  23. Twaffles Unite? I also really like Drunk Waffles. I luves yous guys. also, can u send the linkie to your wordpress store for the Twitarded gear? The current one only has twat waffle gear, which I currently have. I need to stock up on my Twitarded gear before comic-con. :) gotta have SOMEthing to wear... ;)

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  24. Maybe some variation of "Tales from the Bus/Life on the bus/Get on the bus". Referring to the special short bus, of course lol. Or maybe "Don't lick the window!"
    I'll keep thinking...

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    1. "Tales from the Bus" and "tales from the short bus" are both taken, but "Short Bus United" is free and so is "Don't Lick The Window"

      Wait, I just tried "Tales From Teh Short Bus" and it's free (I misspelled "The"). It would emphasize the need for us all to be on the short bus, but would it be as offensive as "tarded"?

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  25. Hmmmm No ideas, but love
    Age-inappropriate

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  26. I got all emotional rearning this, which I didn't initially expect as I'm not involved in the fandom much anymore. But all of the memories of when I first found you h00rs came back to me. The days when I was searching the interwebz for Twi-anything like a rabid raccoon McDonalds dumpster. This plac was still in its infancy, with JJ posting pics of Mini E cubicle at work, and LKW wasn't part of the team yet. The days WAY before Red Bella's infamous panties blew this shit up like an atom bomb of awesome and crazy.

    You wenches introduced me to FF and in turn changed my life forever. I went from reading it, to writing t, to writing original stories, to writing professionally, to signing my first publishing contract this past weekend. So in this crazy, TWITARDED mess of things, you guys changed me life in ways I never dreamed of. And I thank you for it.

    I'll follow you on this next adventure, creative cursing handbook readily at my side!

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    1. OK, Abigail you need to spill on the details of your published works....pretty please! That is amazing. If you don't want to announce it here, will you email me please? vitaminr70@gmail.com

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    2. I'm happy to share. I tried my hand at FF, but I never got much of a following. It didn't discourage me, I just refocused. I write romance under the pen name Annabelle Blume. My SciFi Romance novella Frozen Heart is due to be released Aug 7th. It was never a fic and is a stand alone story. I write bad ass chicks who are tough, independent and confident in their sexuality. I'm on twitter @annabelleblume
      I have also recently contracted with Vitacost.com as The Bombshell Mommy. I blog about Keeping sexy alive in the face of motherhood and drudgery of everyday life. And dildos. Yes, I get paid to blog about sex toys LOL. If you're interested in reading that it launches 3/12 and I tweet from @Bombshell_Mommy .

      So, it's all JJ's and STY's fault that I read The List and became entrenched in the world if erotic romance. Thanks ladies, for literally changing my life.

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    3. OMG! This is so exciting! Congrats!!!

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  27. I also post from my phone and autocorrect likes to make me her BITCH. Sorry for the typos.

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  28. So many names are taken for everything, including movies, which is why for New Moon they had a very hard time making up a movie name that did not already exist. So in the spirit of actually not being willing to let go of Twilight or Twtarded, let me suggest

    Face Punch

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  29. Compost Tea :) Have a nice steaming cup o'......

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  30. MyHeartGoesPitterPattinsonMarch 1, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    Hmm...nothing fabulous comes to mind. But when I can't actually call a women twats and/or cunts I say they're "Gypsies and Shysters"...and since you don't want to use twat in the title...either way you should definitely use "Shysters" in the title. Urban dictionary says it's "one who defecates." Ummm...perfection.

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  31. I'm gonna go with what I tweeted you guys... "Verbal Filter Not Included". And I know it works on a tee because I already made one! LOL

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    1. Verbal Filter Not Included (but batteries are). LOL

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  32. I like Age Inappropriate too but I think Myg is getting involved just so she can win the Jenny Jerkface lap dance.

    I also like Verbal Filter Not Included from SwedenSara.

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    1. I like both of these too... and the one right above you is good "That's What She Slurred"

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  33. God, that's tuff. I do like Age Inappropriate. I also like, "The Kids Are Alright", because we're all a little off and that's what makes us a collective group of fucktastic women! If the blog were mine, it would be Gin Soaked Midol... Story of my life. If I can think of anything else, I'll pop back over!

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  34. I like 'Age Inappropriate' too. I also like 'Verbal Filter Not Included' or shorten it to 'Filter Not Included'? What about 'Batteries Not Included'? That is probably taken but I like that. I also like Dangrdafne's suggestion on Twitter 'Standard Toaster'...random and cool. It could mean so many things. How about 'Ming Readers'....hahahahaha! Only, totally old school Twi fans would get that and it doesn't even have to be tied to Twi.

    I will keep working on this...I want that fucking lap dance (even though I know I could probably get her to do it without having to win the contest.)

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  35. Are you leaning more towards a one word name, two or it doesn't matter?

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  36. My first thought was best summarized by Tom Haverford on a recent Parks & Rec:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F9OtJ3Fp2w

    I still search all the archives for fanfic recs, other reading recs, etc. so I hope we won't lose all the history that's here. Other than that, will happily follow wherever you go...

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  37. You def gotta be thinking about blogging after Twilight... I mean we're all gonna keep coming back long after Twilight is done but to reach a larger audience you have to think of an amazing title! I'll think on it and come back :)

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    1. Thank you! It's not easy to move away from our original namesake, but realistically, it's inevitable. Boo.

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  38. - Midnight Content

    - Irrelevant Behavior or Irrelevant Content

    - Tangled Shrews

    - Continual Thirst



    Too bad Face Punch is taken...seems right.

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    1. For some reason I'm digging on "Tangled Shrews" and also thought of "Twisted Shrews"

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  39. Face Punch is taken? I was about to vote for that one. Well, how about "Punch Faces"? ;)

    Hmm... I, too, am sad that the blog will be changing, but I guess all good things must end. Or shift to new good things.

    I like Age Inappropriate, or similar titles. What about ... um... Rainy Arizona? I seem to be only able to think in Twi-puns. I will work on that.

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    1. I just found out that "Age Inappropriate" can be ours! For the low, low price of $995 - egads!

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  41. HOLY SHIT! As always, you guys have totally fucking blown me away. I absolutely love so many of these names!!

    I know we've all said this at some point since posting this but we are definitely not going away. It's going to be pretty much just the same as it was but with a more socially friendly name.

    Because shocking the crap out of unsuspecting readers is going to be awesome.

    Love you guys!

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  42. Okay just playing w/ some ideas here (which, by the way OnePhoenix, I was leaning that way too w/ "Waffles"!):

    Saucy Waffles - per Snarky's comment: "So think sassy, snarky general content humor blog"

    Snarky JerKey - combo of your names? But would be Eff-Tastic on a T-Shirt!

    SKLTM - another combo of all you lovely ladies blog names?

    Waffles Unite (can't take too much credit on this one, since it's on your page) - but how fitting?

    RobWaffle - hahaha, Okay, couldn't resist this one. I could see T-Shirt: "I'm a RobWaffle, Are You?"

    'Nuff Said - uh. This explains itself... lol

    Daily Fix - Because this is what you gals are to me!

    Lemme know your thoughts?

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    1. have to admit there is just something about "waffle" that cracks me up ever since I first came across Creative Cursing! Mmmm...Robwaffle... Sounds DELICIOUS!

      We'll definitely be playing with these word combos this weekend and in the hoever-long-it-takes-us-to-make-a-decision... : )

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  43. H00rs Incorporated.
    4 girls 1 blog. (I've still not seen that video - thankfully.)
    Forking Mad
    Fork You Very Much
    :)

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  44. team waffle? just a thought

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  45. As I said last night, I'm not very creative. But - my mind occasionally wanders off to some strange places! I spent some time pondering your request today, and I've only come up with random shit - but I'll put them out there for consideration.

    Not Ready for the Criminally Insane Asylum. Yet.

    Rob's Not Here

    No More Angry Dragons!

    That's NORMAL

    Droolin' in the Corner

    He Started It!

    All My Friends Are Here

    Sex Toy Tester Co-operative

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    1. pish-posh! I think these ideas are VERY creative! we have so much thinkin' to do!

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  46. Putting the FUN in dysfunctional

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  47. @Lila - Hahaha! When I wear one of my Twitarded shirts to work, my boss asks me "what is Twit - arded?"

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  48. HFS you guys are awesome - as usual! We're not done pestering you yet (I figure I'll hit everyone up this weekend when they have their drink on and let the chips fall where they may) but you have all come up with so many fantastic suggestions! Like I knew you would - because this is the most amazing group of women (and a few men) in any fandom or anywhere on the internet!

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  49. Hmmm. Many, many great comments!

    My BFF @SparklyJulNZ talks about people being "OKP" - our kinda people. For example, she tells me one of her workmates is coming to see a Twilight movie with us. I'm all "Is she OKP?" (does she GET it? Can she handle the twatwaffle?) and Jul's all "She is SO OKP".

    Maybe a lil' play on something like that. A little TwiKP?

    Just an idea...

    PS. MyAfterCar is right. We'd follow you to the fucking moon.

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  50. My two cents:
    - The Snarky, Jerkface, Texan Key Blog
    - The Snerky Blog
    - The Bacon Vodka Blog

    My favorite is The Bacon Vodka Blog, because you guys discuss SO many varied things on this awesome blog, to give it a name that encompasses everything would be impossible. You HAVE discussed Bacon Vodka, and yet it's appropriately random.

    The Bacon Vodka Blog: Inappropriatley Random, with some twi on the side.

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  51. Aw, we all knew this would happen sometime. I don't wanna think about it. (sniffle)

    I always refer to you guys as the ladies on the blog so my family and friends don't say, "who?"

    Ladies on the Blog

    After Thoughts

    Shtuff the Ladies Say (combo of sh*t & stuff)

    Everyone has good ones!

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  52. The Artists Formerly Known As...

    Love you gals!!

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  53. Gah! I just lost my whole list of name ideas!

    Bombastic
    Loquacious
    Musings

    I can't even remember the rest...I will have to think on it more this weekend with liquor in me.

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  54. How about 'Changed'? It could mean anything and has a very, very subtle Twi reference.

    Fuck, I had a whole list dammit. My brain is useless these days. Must drink vodka to oil the wheels.

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  55. I'm having fun just reading the comments . . . good to know everyone is still out there. The magic doesn't grow old. Will think . . .

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  56. I have lurched on your site for years and on;ly commented once before but I love it all and I love twatwaffle and use it as much as possible. Here in the UK if your mother (like mine) went to a posh/expensive school then twat is another word for prat and thats just a v weak version of jerk. I was calling my borther twat face from the age of 4! I digress. I suggest 'world of waffle' because you can 'waffle' on ie chat about any subject in the whole 'world'
    also it would look good on a t-shirt. It alludes to the twat in the whole TW but doesn't say it, outloud. (good I love that bit)
    Also it smushes right down to WOW. which is what EVERYONE will say when they read your new site. Maybe WOW what are they on? Or like me WOW i am not alone. THESE are my people!
    You totally rock the world. The WORLD OF WAFFLE!!!! ps; my name is danielle and I am 36 years old and I have never ever won anything.

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  57. I do like "that's what she slurred" and anything with Waffle in the name.
    Or how about "Slurred Waffles"
    I have to admit, I understand the whole name change thing. I have a good friend who has two kids that have Down Syndrome. She's explained through her blog why she takes offense to the word retarded. And honestly, I didn't think a thing of the word until Courtney so eloquently spelled it out for me. Now I get it and I no longer use that word.

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  58. K, so it's kinda long, but what about
    "random thoughts from twitards"

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  59. I know your not actually asking for a vote, buy sice my creativity has beeen sucked out of my brain by grad school, I will just say: "verbal filter not included" is sooooooo my favorite so far! It just fits!

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  60. After reading Gretchen's I like

    "The Slurred"

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  61. I recommend you don't change the name .... not just because you can't think of one, but because your blog will suffer for it. Google and it's robots do not take kindly to domain name changes and doing so can take a very popular, highly googleable blog to a virtual unknown. Yes, your loyal fans will follow you - but what about the hundreds (i'm guessing) that come via search? Those will be gone for a long while. It will take about 3 to 4 months for your search traffic to get back to normal.

    Besides ... on a less techy note ... you have built a brand here at twitarded ... one that people love... why would you walk away from it? The blog is only about twilight because you write about twilight, changing what you write about (which you have successfully done already) does not warrant or require a name change. IMO, Twilight is only a very small part of the Twitarded story ... an important part as it was the spark that brought all of these wonderful people together ... the name of the blog does not define what you do on it.

    Lastly ... if you do change names (which I imagine you will because god knows you won't follow MY advice!) ... please, please do yourself a favor and get some professional help from a web-guy/gal who isn't just going to wing it. I'd hate to see years of work go down the drain because you failed to map your posts to your new domain correctly.

    Ooooh ... and one other suggestion... why not just start a new separate blog where you can write about whatever you want and use this blog to encourage people to go check it out? I think that would give you a better chance of obtaining the Bloggess style your looking for ... then you can name it what ever the hell you want without alienating your fans or google!

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  62. Here's another vote for "What she said"

    What do you guys call it again when you're drinking while reading and it ends up coming out your nose? Horking or Snorking? Could call it the "Snork Zone" or the "Hork Zone" or "Warning: Do Not Drink While Reading This"

    Another thought would be something along the lines of:
    "The Neurotic Woman's guide to Pop Culture"
    "The Procrastinator's guide to Pop Culture"
    "Late to the Party"
    "Just Saying"
    "Good Luck With That"

    Or any number of favorite generic quotes from Twilight

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  63. Ok, I've been thinking this over, too. So here's my two penneth worth (as they say in my twee part of the world).

    I LOVE "That's What She Said" (TWSS for short) - get's my first vote.

    Closely followed by "Age Inappropriate" (not least because the abbreviation is AI - which is also short for Artifical Intelligence - and I firmly believe we're ALL full of intelligence here ;-) )

    I've been mulling over what I'd feel safe wearing across my boobs (because, let's face it, apart from in my online life and my freedom in Forks, I NEVER let my Twi-flag fly), and I like the idea of something that no-one else will 'get', so how about "LMT" ? ;-)

    Also, there's a 'band' (I use this term loosely) over here called '4 Poofs and a Piano' (see their site here: http://www.4poofsandapiano.com/) and that got me to thinking maybe you could work with something similar? Maybe "4 Bitches and a Blog" <-- or is the 'B' word out for being too rude? You could always change it to Biotches ;-)

    Finally, on the 'waffles' subject, I'm rather fond of "Dripping Waffles" (not in real life, I hasten to add O_o), or "Oozing Waffles" (nice abbreviation there), or maybe just "Waffles!". IDK...

    Whatever you go with is good for me. But Anonymous Mar 2, 2012 06:34 PM kind of makes a few interesting points...

    CC x

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  64. I'll be supportive of whatever you choose! I'm going to miss the shit out of this one, though...

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  65. Ok first time poster here.Been w/you h00rs a long ass time & I gotta agree w/ the other anonymous up there DON'T change it.This is where"IT" started.You guyzz are legends. It's like your parents moving out of your childhood home. I'm not ready!! Please for the love of twi think about it. Ok I think that went well don't you? love you all

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  66. ooooh i know twi hoors and tee shirts could be WE ARE THE TWI HOORS lol

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  67. Is Twitwaffles taken? Could pass for just a soft swear version of Twatwaffles, or an homage to the Twi part of Twitarded but, not neccecarily Twilight related.

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