Thursday, March 22, 2012

Cosmopolis Teaser Sneak-Peek! *fans self*

I'll be honest - I haven't been paying a lot of attention to things on the Cosmopolis front. I've been slacking. From the get-go, I was a little unenthusiastic about the whole thing. Jenny Jerkface never set-stalked Rob like she did during Remember Me. Fine, fine - so it wasn't filmed near her or possibly in this country - whatevs! Regardless, I am pretty sure that Dean has her photo tattooed on the inside of his eyelids and has sworn a blood oath to keep her away from The Precious and his trailer. Also? Cosmopolis left him with that fuckackta haircut that I refuse to speak of further.

 In my mind, his hair still looks like this.

As of today, however, Cosmopolis has my full & undivided attention. Or at least the attention of 2% of my brain that my job hasn't sucked the life out of this week. Ladies, that 2% is REALLY FUCKING EXCITED.

In a pseudo-unfortunate series of events, I didn't see the link that norcaltwitard had helpfully sent to us on Twitter last night until late this morning. When I was already at work. Which is what I get for waiting until I get to the office to check in. So if your employer isn't cool with a little bit of tit, you might want to watch this at home. But just WATCH IT! I did. Multiple times. At my desk. A little nip never hurt anyone, that's what I always say...



JMFHFMVIEKNHLJKBNOKDGKHBFOKHDLKNGKNDOKHNGKFNGKDFNGKFNG!!!

Sadly, it appears that we don't have a release date here in the states yet. Naturally. But how hard could it possibly be to move to France? Anyone? Hello? Packer?

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  1. I read on ROBsessed that there are whispers of Oscar worthy moments for Rob in this. Let's be honest, Robs no Al Pacino but he is good all the same. But after I saw this trailer yesterday I realized what they meant about Oscar worthy moments... Or at least Woody worthy moments.

    Holy Christ on a cracker this mans hot. And God, seeing that picture above makes me miss his hair. Why does he feel the need to shave it off like a 6 year olds summer cut?

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    1. Let's face it - Al Pacino's no Al Pacino anymore...

      Seems like this is going to be waaaaay superior to Bel Ami, although I have to say that my "it-might-suck-dar" went off last night when I saw that it has a bevvy of international release dates but no US release as of yet. Whatever - I'm going to watch it. Slowly. Several times.

      and this -

      Why does he feel the need to shave it off like a 6 year olds summer cut?

      made me spew my afternoon cracker snack. Worth it. : )

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  2. I watched it last night before bed like 6 times! Lord have mercy! I haven't read the book, I think just going to watch the movie when it's out. I'm surprised You Tube didn't crash.

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  3. I am more than down with an impromptu trip to europe to see this, over & over & over. Twitards in Paris anyone?!

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    1. That sounds like a movie in its own right! Oh the things we would do...and see!

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  4. His voice is killing me. So hawt.

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  5. I haven't read the book either but this little sneak peek is off the charts! Gah!

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  6. I swear I had something intelligent to say about this... but then I watched it and my brain exploded. Among other things...

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  7. The book is really weird, and I think it will be quite difficult to bring this story to the big (or small) screen. I don't think you will have a clue about what is going on if you see the movie without reading the book first. I highly recommend reading it (multiple times) before the movie comes out.

    Wait. What am I talking about? Most of us are just going for the eye candy! Who cares about the plot? There's nekkid Robert Pattinson in this movie! Duh!!!

    This is gonna be sooooo different from anything he's done before. I can't wait!

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  8. Yeah, ok, this looks pretty damn good. Thanks for sharing, Snarky!

    Is anybody else following the news about the Fifty Shades books topping the best seller lists? I love that it's hit the mainstream! It's almost enough to make me bring it out of my closet and put it on my nightstand -- except I don't want my kids to find it!

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    1. If I had never found my parents respective porn stashes when I was younger, I would probably not be the person I am today. So yeah, do with that what you will... I think this cries out for a kindle or other e-reader (with password protection).

      : )

      And it's hard to miss the news of 50 these last few weeks!

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  9. Woah! I cannot wait to see this!!

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  10. Where's the slo-mo button on this thing?!?! Fucking yum, and uh...Yes. I cannot wait. Fuckata hair cut aside, this will be great, because I really like Don Delillo (White Noise is amazing), and because it looks like Rob was working out, not just for BD, but for this. Giggity goo.

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  11. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! I'm right there with ya' I have not paid any attention to Cosmopolis at all, but now, I think I'll be drooling over those 34 seconds until it comes to the U.S.! Hopefully it won't be too long or I'll be terribly dehydrated, but I just can't help it!

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  12. I watched this *ahem* a few times. It's looks great. It doesn't make sense - but as long as Rob's nekkid, then plot doesn't matter. He can just run around naked on a screen for 2 hours and I would be happy.

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