But what about all the non-awesome things? What about the stuff that's just...awful?
So behold my list of 10 (or so) Awful Things:
Accidentally dumping the perfect - or last! - bite of something delicious onto the floor. Or - God forbid - spilling the last wine in the house.
Sitting down in a liberal sprinkling of someone else's pee on a public toilet.
Exactly. Especially that last bit.
That feeling you get when the door latches shut behind you at the exact moment you realize your keys are inside.
Finding something gross in your food after you have already eaten most of it. [No picture here - you're welcome.]
Sharting. [Or here. Ditto.]
Wrinkles - I'd love to be one of those people who loves all of their laugh lines and crows feet and considers them signs of a life well lived, but dammit, I'm just not.
These are cute wrinkles. Mine? Not so much.
Waking up and for a minute think it's the weekend for a moment before reality sets in and you realize you have to go to work
Fruit flies. Or any other fly for that matter. Especially when found floating in my beverage.
I haz a sadz.
Finding another stall occupied in the work restroom when you really REALLY have to go.
Sneezing. I don't mind sneezing myself, but other people sneezing without covering their mouth/nose makes me want to run for cover. I once was shopping at Whole Paycheck and had amassed a cart of beautiful, carefully selected produce. And then some asshole turned his head and sneezed all over the entire thing. RUINED.
What do you think is awful? Let 'er rip in the comments! (But no sharting.)