Friday, April 20, 2012

Breaking Dawn II: The Rise of Wigward?

So it has recently been brought to my attention that they are reshooting - or taking some "additional shots" for Breaking Dawn II: After the Spawn. I won't bother speculating on what that might mean in terms of the quality of the movie that will bring this crazy ride to some sort of an ending. {{{sniff}}}} 

 If I was in charge, Edward's hair would have looked like this, always.

But I WILL say that if I see even one frame of film in which Robert Pattinson is wearing one of those ugly-ass wigs that have marred these movies since New Moon,  I will cut a bitch.

Please to enjoy this lovely retrospective of The Hair. And keep your fingers crossed that the end of my ridiculously long Twitarded journey is not marred by violence. Although there is something to be said for going down in a ball of flames and fury... VitaminR70, you may want to practice your choke-hold for premiere night (Jenny Jerkface might need to be called in for backup). Or make sure that Latchkey Wife has her Tazer handy. This could get ugly. 

In the meantime, swoon down memory lane with me...

18 comments:

  1. FANFICZOMBIE
    Not much is sacred with this bunch of twats..but you hit the nail on the head!!! We are getting STABBY up in heyahre... Its not like the movie is coming out.. right this.. second!!! Let that shit grow and call him in two months fuckers...its not rocket science!!!

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    1. There have been a LOT of "duh" moments where this movie franchise is concerned. Like it's just way too hard to get the right car, right?

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    2. There have been so many fails in this movie franchise but you are SO right about the hair. Just give the dude a call in a couple of months and they would be good to go!!

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  2. "The end of my ridiculously long Twitarded journey".... ummm, what?

    It's late, and I'm tired, so please to be confirming for me that you simply are referring to the end of the films, yes? Cos I know you're changing the name of the blog, but you're not leaving us are you Snarky?

    *rubs eyes and heads to bed, content in the fact that I read that wrong*

    Oh, and yes. NO WIGS, FUCKERS! Y'hear?

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    1. Nah you won't be rid of me that easily - but I already see myself all snot-sobby when the credits roll for BD2 BWOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! After the stabbiness passes, anyway.

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  3. Maybe, just maybe with all the money that was earned with the first four movies and with the merger with Lion's Gate, If he would have to wear a wig they would actually spend a few bucks on a good quality one.

    Everyone's hair has been different in each movie and its said vampires never change...

    If not, Edward would just have shorter hair in some scenes, lets hope those scenes Edwards nekkid then we wouldn't notice the hair on the top his head. just sayin'.

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    1. Ha! I'm with you on the nekkid part, lol.

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  4. @Tigerkitten36 Nekkid. I like the way you think, bb!

    Hopefully these will just be shots of him from a distance - maybe out for a run or something. Otherwise, it's gonna be real bad. NO ONE wants to see a close-up of Rob in a wig. 99% of this movie has already been shot and we can expect exactly what we saw in BD1. Actually Edward's hair in that movie was the worst! Wrong color, wrong length, & wrong style.

    But - if they do manage to get it right, just think what that will mean. Any/every man could have The Hair! The world would become a happy place!

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  5. I can't believe nobody has commented on the vid! That vid was all kinds of AWESOME! It had me laughing out loud on more than one occasion! Watch it, ladies. WATCH IT!

    Anyhoo, as to the likelihood of a wig--just don't make me go there. Just DON'T. I didn't like Rob's hair in BD1, and it's highly likely that a wig is just going to make it worse. So DON'T GO THERE, ya hear?

    Consider yourselves suitably warned ;-) Now go watch the vid!

    CC x

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  6. I'm still in lost in my fantasies from watching the video...can't even process to speculate about BD2. Gotta watch it again, after I wipe the drool from my chin....Lordy, that boy can smolder!!!!

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  7. Loved the pics of "baby Rob" in the vid.
    Nice salute to The Hair. And the scruff.

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  8. Maybe they'll do some sort of CGI & superimpose his BD hair (pre-reshoot) onto his head. We can dream, right?

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  9. Um yeah, no wigs... ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. And did you forget that I'm a certified killer? I'll bring my ninja skills to the wig protest of doom.

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  10. I really, truly, strongly hope that they don't make our poor RPattz wear a wig. That would be such a major "fuck you and farewell" to the fans of the movies.

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  11. Enjoyed the video. Missed the actual Edward hair, tho, and the thought of Robward in a wig is too depressing to contemplate. Seriously.

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  12. That video reminded me of how sad it is that my computer died...my collection of Rob porn is on there! Hopefully the Geek Squad can fix the computer...and hopefully people, including Rob, will stop fucking with his hair!

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  13. Hmmm I don't know ... so it ends as it began?

    I hope that since Bill Condon did such a good job with BD1 (in my opinion) that he would take care of this situation. I guess in a few months, we will a find out.

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  14. Me? Hold you back? No way!!! I want to watch. ;-) xoxoxoxo

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