I didn't know what to expect - I hadn't played any jokes on anyone this year... Actually, I don't think I have tried to prank someone on April 1st since I was a kid and went with the ol' reliable "MOM! MOM!!! The toilet is overflowing!!!" every year (my mom was either a good actor or usually fell for it).
So you can understand how ridiculously pleased I was when I found THIS! THIS is not April fools - THIS is Christmas and birthdays and Easter baskets overflowing with chocolate bunnies and Peeps all wrapped up in one big happy package with a wet bow on it:
Clicky for super high-def wet happy trail goodness!
So it appears he went...surfing...or longboarding...or maybe it's paddleboarding. Honestly I have no idea what it's called or if he's just making up his own thing here and I don't care. All I know is that it got him running around mostly nekkid on a beach in Malibu. And yes, these photos are intrusive, but what's a girl to do??? My morals all went out the window when he took his shirt off and got wet - I am weak - what can I say?
Please to enjoy -
...aaaand muffin-tops just became smexy.