Monday, April 2, 2012

Surf's Up! Robert Pattinson Catches a Wave: Life is Good.

Late on Sunday, Latchkey Wife sent me & the girls an email with the title "Is this some kind of April fools joke?"

I didn't know what to expect - I hadn't played any jokes on anyone this year... Actually, I don't think I have tried to prank someone on April 1st since I was a kid and went with the ol' reliable "MOM! MOM!!! The toilet is overflowing!!!" every year (my mom was either a good actor or usually fell for it).

So you can understand how ridiculously pleased I was when I found THIS! THIS is not April fools - THIS is Christmas and birthdays and Easter baskets overflowing with chocolate bunnies and Peeps all wrapped up in one big happy package with a wet bow on it:

Clicky for super high-def wet happy trail goodness!


So it appears he went...surfing...or longboarding...or maybe it's paddleboarding. Honestly I have no idea what it's called or if he's just making up his own thing here and I don't care. All I know is that it got him running around mostly nekkid on a beach in Malibu. And yes, these photos are intrusive, but what's a girl to do??? My morals all went out the window when he took his shirt off and got wet - I am weak - what can I say?

Please to enjoy -




 ...aaaand muffin-tops just became smexy.


 SUCCESS! 
We can't see it, but I like to think there is a big shit-eating grin on his face here as he rides his first wave on whatever that thing is called.

You can see all 100+ images in all their glory here at ROBsessed (via Popsugar) - AND they just added video - squeee!!! I needed this...


47 comments:

  1. I saw these last night and also thought they were a cruel April fools joke, but upon further inspection, I realized they weren't manias...those were indeed his pecs, his abs, his chest hair...holy moth of *&%(#)()!!!

    It's actually called stand up paddle boarding & become pretty popular in resent years here in So Cal. Apparently it's a great upper body work out. But he does indeed catch a wave, which is SURFING. So I'm saying he's doing a bit of both. He actually stood up too, so cool.

    I wonder if he's doing this as research for a roll? Or if he really is finally embracing the So Cal lifestyle? I'll take either. Nonetheless, it appears he's having a blast.

    xo J

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Christ "Recent"...my Mac autocorrect is the devil.

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. your autocorrect and JJ's must be friends - oh my the things she says!

      and i don't know what he's doing, but i like it! nice to see him enjoying the life, you know? i think he needs to buy a private island somewhere...

      Delete
  3. My god I need to find high res untaged versions of these.... Perfect for body pillow covers!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh dear mother of all things holy I want one! UNF!

      Delete
  4. Replies
    1. Right?! There are some happier less-sulky looking pics at Robsessed - and one where he looks like he hurs his finger or something and I just want to kiss it and make it better lol...

      Delete
  5. The man has put on a few lbs and I think it looks fantastical. Yum.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. As VitaminR said, it makes him look a little older/more mature and we likee! A little meat on a man never looked so good! : )

      Delete
  6. GHJSDFKJHHJERFLKJNSDKNFCLJODSIUFOSERNDSFLKJUOIUJSDOIR!! That is all....

    ReplyDelete
  7. Do you find it weird that now that the world is obsessed with "the hunger games" Rob is coming out to play? Not that I'm complaining. Running on the beach in Malibu.....whats next, lunch at the Ivy?

    ReplyDelete
  8. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/y-big-story-fifty-shades-frenzy-181731830.html

    I can't remamber my old account info (hides head in shame) been kinda no show since my divorce, but couldn't help but squee a bit whan I saw this and wanted to share..may be late on the ball on this one but if so..LMT!!
    Porphyrias_Curse

    ReplyDelete
  9. I'm sitting in a chair in soiled pants. It's just not worth leaving these pictures to use the toilet.

    ReplyDelete
  10. My men in real life generally come in the beardy with a slight muffin top variety...and now my fantasy life is altering to fit this same profile?

    I was honestly hoping my life would go the opposite direction with the men I'm usually with slowly looking more and more like Rob. Not the other way around!

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he isn't adorable. I'm just saying...

    ReplyDelete
  11. Rob, I don't care if you gain weight or shave your head, I'd still want to bang you.

    Though then again, I once dated a complete fucktard, so anybody but said fucktard is an upgrade for me.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Must...stop...licking...screen...

    Nah.

    ReplyDelete
  13. 1. Holy mother of pearl, the back p0rn!

    2. I want to strap him down and shave that shit off his face. He's way to pretty to hide behind all that fur.

    3. I'm really fucking impressed that he managed to stand up for so long, as I understand The Pretty ain't the most coordinated Brit on the beach.

    4. I'm torn between being happy he's finally getting some meat on his bones and thinking that--since he's creeping closer to 30 (WHA???)--he might want to lay off the Hot Pockets.

    ReplyDelete
  14. THIS just made my week. I'm with @mugglemom09, that back porn! UNF. *drools*

    ReplyDelete
  15. The Precious is wet with paddle in hand. That is all.
    Sparkle Mindy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Agreed...except for the facial hair. Why oh why muck up the cheekbones of the Gods?!?

      Delete
  16. Am I the only one who thinks "Castaway" meets "Grizzly Adams" when I look at these pics?

    I love Rob more than I should, but they made me giggle.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL, me too! I kept waiting for him to yell "Wilson!"

      Delete
    2. Hahahah! You are not the only one! Saw this on Tumblr the other day: http://robert-loves-kristen.tumblr.com/post/20413238184

      Delete
  17. I too prefer him bulked up (maybe the pretzel M&Ms, too?)
    Now he looks like a man....OMG. Before he looked bodily like a spindly underwear model who could lie on top of you and you wouldn't feel the weight..which is pretty key.

    If only he still had the Edward smooth face and bed hair.
    Manips are creepy, usually, but if I knew how I would do old head/new bod with this one and see what happened.

    ReplyDelete
  18. What an absolutely fuck hot man! He is just getting better with age. These photos made my might, and my dreams and my morning! I don't think I have ever been so happy in the morning without my coffee! Love it and thank you!

    ReplyDelete
  19. I just want to lay my head on that tummy and take a nap {after a few other things of course} and while watching the vid it reminds me of those sleep machines that you can choose different sounds to fall asleep to :)

    ReplyDelete
  20. MyHeartGoesPitterPattinsonApril 3, 2012 at 10:46 AM

    Was I the only one drooling in wait for the high res photos to zoom in on the crotchal region of his wet shorts? Yes? No. There's no way. Not with this whorish crowd. Too bad the high res didn't give up the sugar lumps.

    Oh and a note to JJ. I'm going to see the White Rabbits here in St. Louis on Thursday. Can't wait.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ohhhaiii MyHeartGoesPitterPattinson, I'm from STL too. :)

      Delete
    2. MyHeartGoesPitterPattinsonApril 3, 2012 at 12:43 PM

      *Waves* Hola! So nice to know there's another local Twitard. This confirms that there are at least two jobs/daily responsibilities not getting taken care of in STL in favor of reading Twitarded & singing "Happy Trails" about Rob's happy trail. There should be a tax deduction for mileage spent on Twitarded while at work.

      Delete
  21. What a wonderful way to start the day!

    ReplyDelete
  22. hummina hummina hummina. I just saw these for the first time yesterday...Jaw dropping goodness. I wanna wrap him up in a towel and dry him off, (and do very naughty things to him). Such awesome pics.

    ReplyDelete
  23. I think I need to give him CPR, like all over, and repeatedly.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. If he so much as coughed a teeny cough of water, we'd totally be on it.

      Delete
  24. Wasn't wasn't this the best surprise ever?

    ReplyDelete
  25. I don't know what I'm more surprised at, the fact that he crawled out of his hides hole, left the bar, grew another gross beard, or took up long boarding. Or is it wake boarding? Don't know, don't care. But whatever he's doing seems to make him happy, so that's good. Usually he has a blank stare that's disconcerting. Can't say I blame him though. Can you imagine having photographers following you to the beach like that? It must be a surreal existence.

    ReplyDelete
  26. He kinda let himself go but who cares?! At least we know he's still alive! No KStew? Also the ocean in Malibu is COLD this time of year. He's either brave or loco!

    ReplyDelete
  27. In the words of Miss Swan [from SNL] . . . "He look . . . like a MAN!" I think he looks great!

    I saved all of the pictures of him running down the beach, so I can play them on a slideshow & it will look like he is running [to me] in slow motion!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Love every single word of this, Rugbymom!!

      Delete
    2. That's hilarious. Bunny Swan's voice saying that in my head was the first thing I thought of when I saw these pictures. He might be chubby by LA standards, but I'd rather see him like this. Rob with an actual six pack, a waxed chest, and tweezed brows would just be wrong.
      And I'm kind of impressed that he managed to stand up at all on that thing.

      Delete
  28. All right, I know I might be in the minority here but holyshit do I LOVE me some beardy Rob.

    I'm also totally cool with the fact that he's sportin' a little muffin-top. Fuck it, he could get away with a whole lot before I'll frown.

    {{Scrolls back up to stare at pictures for the millionth time}}

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Dude. I am SO with you on beardy Rob. Beardy Rob Pillowcase is one of my prized possessions, and I am the only one allowed to put any body parts on it. I about died when these pics came out and I am super glad he's got a little beer pouch goin' on. I don't want to drink my man under the table. .....But taking him under the table might be okay.

      Delete
  29. When I first saw a pic of him running on the beach my first quick glance I thought "Who the fuck painstakingly took the time to manip Rob's head on stills from Cast Away for such an elaborate prank?" But then I really looked and "Holy Shit!! Jackpot!!" It dulls the pain of not winning mega millions :)

    ReplyDelete
  30. The first time I saw these images I couldn't stop thinking "Poor Rob". He doesn't seem to be able to have a moment to himself. Now, me feeling sorry for him didn't last long though. Now I revel in each of these images, each time finding new spots on his body to appreciate. I love that his muscles are not toned, and that he just owns a very regular body. I am sincerely hoping that his appearance changes media's definition of sexy.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Holy christ. Man is gonna slay me.

    Forever and always..... *drum drum drum* Never mind the Hoff... #Robwatch

    Also, lemme point out, I read all your posts as you post 'em these days via my Flipboard app, but can't be arsed commenting on iPad. Hence, am doing a mass Twitarded comment spam right now :-)

    ReplyDelete

Comments are our life now. Leave one!