Monday, May 7, 2012

Bella & Jake As I Have Never Seen Them Before...

I have several non-Twi friends who occasionally send me links to Twilight-y related stuff (usually mocking - sigh...). Most often, it's something I have seen weeks or months or even years earlier, but either I've been slacking off or this wasn't super-widely circulated, because I hadn't seen it. I think I would have remembered:

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Mesmerizing, isn't it?

It never really occurred to me that Kristen Stewart would have been interacting with Taylor Lautner - rubbing his head while he's dressed as a gigantic sperm - when they shot the wolfy scenes, but now I can't un-know it. That will be me giggling during the "serious" scenes in BD2. This has really upped my opinion of Kristen Stewart's acting chops, though, because there is no way in hell that I could caress a nearly-gimp-suited Tay-Tay without giggling uncontrollably (although I think I detect a tiny smirk there...). 

In other news, Latchkey Wife goaded me into learning how to put a .gif into Blogger, and SNL did a Mother's Day-inspired nod to Fifty Shades of Grey [NOW you know you've really made it, Icy] that unfortunately I can't embed here because NBC tends to be particularly douchey about protecting their content. But you can watch it here if you missed it. Related: a request to anyone recording their television with a camera-phone or Flipcam and then posting it to YouTube: get a fucking tripod. You're making me nauseous.

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  1. OMG...Taycob looks like the Oompa Loompas in the tv room!! Now I will only see grey sperm oompa loompas when I watch the wolves. I love these twisted pieces of information...

    I'm with you on the tv recording with phones/cameras. I sometimes feel like I should take a Dramamine before I watch bootleg spoilers. The things we go through to watch illegally uploaded clips of the movies we can't wait to see...

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    1. My SIL got me a bootleg in-theater (I'm assuming) dvd of BD1 this last Christmas - I never had the guts (or the dramamine) to watch it lol...

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  2. Omg, i just watched the 50 Shades SNL skit. Lmfao!!!!

    I just wish everyone didnt think of it as "mommy porn". Its hard core shmexy porn for all ages who appreciates a hot guy with riding crop.

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    1. One of Mr. Snarky's friends just asked me about this (and wanted to know if he should read it)!

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    2. So what did you tell him? Yay or nay? I'm not sure I'd recommend it to a guy - he might get the wrong idea.
      (This is fantasy sex, guys! I'm not going to be your submissive. Now, if YOU want to be my submissive, that's another story) :)

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    3. The last thing I want to do is have an ongoing convo with him about it if he read it, so I was...indifferent. : )

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    4. I suppose it depends on the man in question. Personally I think it would result in a crowd of men with a Viagra like response. *giggle-snort*

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  3. Does that mean Taylor had to do everything his wolf-form did while in the grey sperm suit? And when all the wolves were together were they all in grey sperm suits? Makes the cringe worthy think-talking at each other argument in BD1 even more of a squirmfest.

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    1. Oh gosh this might require a rewatch...

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    2. I read somewhere that he did most of the wolf scenes in what he called hos Telletubbie suit. Other times the used great big green wolf cutouts for the green screen.

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  4. I could live with 'Lady Porn' but 'Mommy Porn' is just ridiculous. That SNL skit (phone keeps autocorrecting 'skit' to 'slit') is hilarious....um, and maybe hits a little too close to home. ;-). The Jacob thing is hilarious.

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    1. That was my favorite part! Kristin wiig is the best!

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  5. I could live with 'Lady Porn' but 'Mommy Porn' is just ridiculous. That SNL skit (phone keeps autocorrecting 'skit' to 'slit') is hilarious....um, and maybe hits a little too close to home. ;-). The Jacob thing is hilarious.

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  6. Blame Stewart. She said she couldn't do the scene without Taylor their so they suited him up just for this scene. That's power.

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    1. REALLY?! No wonder she looks like she is smirking a little bit!

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    2. Just remember, KStew...paybacks are a bitch! You know he wants to, right?

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  7. Shit, that SNL skit was hilarious!

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  8. I've seen this before, but regrettably without your hilarious commentary! I think it's in the Eclipse DVD extras - ?

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    1. I'll have to take a look - I may have slacked on my Eclipse dvd-watching lol... Although I think seeing Taylor in his sperm suit on my television screen might weird me out.

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  9. I fucking LOVE Kristin Wiig!! Hysterically, my boss told me this morning that her 70 yr old mom just got Fifty for her Kindle. Hoooollly Fucknutz Batman. I can't wait to here what Granny has to say about Fifty's lil pinky up the ol wazzooo. Unngh unngghh ahhhhh. I partly feel sad that EVERYONE knows our dirty little Fifty Shades secret but happy to know that I wasn't as kooky as I thought I sounded talking about it. Did that make sense? I also love how many of my friends say "OMG you have to read this book!" Yeah - been there done that. Like 5 times. Losers.

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    1. You make perfect sense. Theres a sense of ownership when it comes to our Fifty. To me hes always going to be Edward, not Christian. I'll always picture Rob with green eyes and auburn hair and a bit of stuble. We stuck with Icy when it was an underground fic; our twi-communities dirty secret. And now everyone thinks they understand the heat of Fifty? No they wont as long as its Christian and Ana and not Edward and Bella. .

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  10. In response to "get a fucking tripod. You're making me nauseous" : Just learn the fucking Human Tripod. Elbows glued to your sides, hands vertical and flat against the camera--like you're doing a cheesy set of Vertical Jesus Prayer Hands but you stuck the camera between your hands like an ice cream sandwich. It stabilizes the camera and unless you have little tiny doll arms or huge boobs, you can still see your camera's preview screen.

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  11. Taylor's sperm-suit reminds me of the "Hormones" skit on the 90's MTV show "The State" where the people were getting busy on the couch and their pink and blue hormones were dancing around. BEST. SKIT. EVER.

    @ italhurts - that horribly embarrassing scene would be HILARIOUS to see in those suits!

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  12. God, all I can think of with the clip of Kristen and the 'dog' is "What the hell is it doing with it's muzzle?". I came late to Twitarded and missed Fifty. So, you all recommend it then ;)

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  13. My Mom keeps asking when she is going to get my copies to read. Thank goodness I go to see her this weekend :)

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