The Smoking Gun is a good place to troll for chronically single—and recently single—people. I stumbled across a series of mug shots with a particular type of tattoo. A tattoo can be sexy. It says, "I'm tough and a little bit of a badass." Now, a FOREHEAD tattoo says, "I'm tough with a hint of completely and utterly deranged." Check out this fine specimen.
Please don't click to enlarge. Trust me when I say those are bible scriptures on his forehead. Let that sink in a minute.
As you can see, this handsome fella has more than one mug shot. He's added to his forehead billboard (foreboard?) over time. It answers the question of WWJD? According to this guy, he would beat some asses down and steal their shit. Just because he has been arrested for assault and battery and larceny, doesn't mean you should pass over this gentleman with the winning pedophile smile (hereafter referred to as the "Pedosmile").
Don't all you ladies jump on him at once though. For one thing, I'm pretty sure he's harboring diseases and we need to keep that shit contained. Rest assured we will continue to bring these exciting dating opportunities to your attention so everyone has a chance to meet their
serial killer Prince Charming.