Sunday, May 13, 2012

Oh, Happy Day!!

So, today is Mother's Day and we here at Twitarded wanted to wish all of you that are responsible for not killing or fucking up a small human a very, very happy Mother's Day!!

I may not be a mother but I do remember what an obnoxious little shithead I was growing up so I think I can safely say that being a mother is a tough job. Kudos to all of you!!


But do you know what else today is?

It's motherfucking Rob Pattinson's birthday, yo. Remember that guy? Sex-hair, smoldering "fuck-me" eyes, quirky smile and totally adorkable. Yeah, he turned 26 today. Let's not focus too closely on his age, shall we?

So, thanks to Mom & Dad Pattinson for shacking up and giving us this piece of goddamn lust and sex to drool over!!

(Jacked pic from here)



If you haven't already, you need to scoot on over to Robsessed. They have oodles of love and pictures of our birthday boy as well as some fan videos, like this one:




Go here for more videos!!

So, happy Mother's Day and happy birthday, Rob!!

9 comments:

  1. Happy Mother's Day everyone & a very Happy Birthday to Rob, you gorgeous hunk you!!

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  2. It was Mother's Day in New Zealand yesterday too. I saw my Mum, which was really lovely. Then I came home and looked at Robp0rn. Cos it would have been rude not to, of course ;-)

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    1. Extra rude. He would have been so hurt. ;)

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  3. Did anyone see the photoshoot of him with the violent looking stab marks in his stomach... and the picture of him upside down and you can see 1/2 way up his happy trail? Whew! http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Robert-Pattinson-Does-Weird-Spooky-Spread-for-Cosmopolis-3.jpg/

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    1. SEE it? I can't UNSEE it (and believe me, I am trying).

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    2. I actually really, REALLY like that photoshoot!! It's... odd. And violent.

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  4. Belated Mother's Day to all.........Jealous of those with skills that can make their own private videos to watch over and over and over and over of HIM!!!

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  5. I Robporned like an addict on Sunday. My mom is way far away so she got a phone call...While I was looking at Rob.

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  6. JJ I am not surprised you would like that photo shoot. I am surprised there weren't doll heads in that shoot ;)

    Happy belated mother's day and Rob's birthday.

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