Yes please, I'll take two.
A couple years ago, he appeared on SNL and that was a huge hit. His skit on Sexual Harassment makes me pee my pants every time I see it... plus getting to see Brady in a pair of tighty whiteys makes it that much better! He could sexually harass me any time. Fuck, I'd pay him to harass me. I'm not going to lie... every time I drive down I-495 in Massachusetts near Foxboro, I imagine what I would do if I saw him driving. Um, yeah, I'd totally smash into him. And then offer to make it up to him. With my mouth. On his penis.
So recently Under Armor hired him to do a video. This isn't even a television ad, just a video on Funny or Die that has been getting a lot of press around these here parts. Shit like this makes me love him so much I want to hunt him down and hug him. Or something else... dirtier.
Can you imagine Robert Pattinson face-to-face with a full-sized Edward? I wonder if he would treat FSE with the same violent outburst Tom treated his FST. I just love it when athletes or any celebrity for that matter, do stuff like this that makes them seem... almost... human. Like we could hang out and have a beer. Or seven. And a roll... in the hay.
And this is why Tom Brady is back on my Freebie Five list. I'm just glad he got rid of the Faux Mo. I'm sure that crazy wife of his always has something to do with his bad haircuts. I think she does it so the other ladies won't lust after him so much. It almost works.