Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A Magician Who Makes Clothes Disappear

Let's get it out in the open right now -- I'm going to see Magic Mike this weekend. And I'm ridiculously excited about it. Seriously, I don't even give a shit if there's a story to this movie, I'm going to see some half-naked, mouth-wateringly hot-ass guys.


At first, I felt ashamed that I wanted so badly to see this movie on the big screen. I mean, let's not mince words -- Channing Tatum ain't exactly Oscar material. But his abs, I think his abs are Oscar-Emmy-Tony-CMA-MTV Award worthy and then some. It should just be downright illegal for Channing to ever be allowed to wear a shirt. Ever. Even where the sign says "No Shirt. No Shoes. No Service."

Hey, your collar seems to be missing its shirt.

But it's not even Mr. Tatum (who at one point looks like he's wearing a nice frosty pink lip stick in the trailer) that I'm most excited to see hopefully more than half-naked and grinding it up on stage. Nope. I'm looking forward to Joe Manganiello -- Mr.-True-Blood-Uber-Manly-Wolf-Dude who makes my lady bits do Olympic-worthy tumbling. And I'm never about the Wolf, I always want the vamp so you know this canine is some fucking hot.

Oh gawd... the fireman's uniform. *dies*

Yeah, yeah... there's a few other pretties gracing the screen that I'm sure will be to your liking. Alex Pettyfer looks purty yummy but he makes me feel a wee bit like a dirty ol' woman since he's so young. I can actually say I'm old enough to be his mother. Gross.

Grrrrr... why you so young, pretty one?

Then there's Matthew McConaughey looking, well, like he always does, just a little older and very shiny. Not that this has anything to do with this post, but can Matthew do any other accent besides that southern drawl? Whatevs. I'll still stare at his nicely formed pectoral muscles.

Cowboy hat. Original. Oh hello, pectorals.

So without further ado... and more babbling from me about all the pretty men, take a gander at the trailer for Magic Mike. I dare you not to smile or drool on yourself. Or both. Like I did.


Are you planning to make a trip to the movies this weekend with your bestest girlfriends for a little man candy? I'm going to hard pressed to not start chucking wads of cash at the screen. I really wanna know what a $20 will get me. Just sayin'...

Almost all photos jacked from Just Jared.

24 comments:

  1. Ooo baby! I'm making plans right now!

    ReplyDelete
  2. I got it bad, created a Facebook event and everything! I'm going more than once, just need to put the finishing touches on my sham-wow panties.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I am so planning on seeing this Friday. I already have my ticket. I'm going with some girls. I really want to see Joe and Matthew, main reason for seeing the movie. But the bet part is, we are going to get a live view in this career and they will all be naked!!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Yup! Making plans right now to see this, prob on Monday. I can't wait!

    ReplyDelete
  5. I'm seeing this movie first thing in the morning by myself. I can't make a THAT MUCH of fool out of myself in front of folks I know. I'm sure I'll piss my pants, drool, and at some point attempt to throw money at the screen. It might be pennies because I is broke, but they will get all my pennies because their sculpted bodies deserve them.

    Also, a few male critics have stated they wanted to pan the movie and were prepared to pan it, only to leave the screening upset at how decent of a film it was. Which makes me love that there will be hotness, good acting, and bums all over my movie screen. There are so many bum shots I'm sure I'll have a mini heart attack while watching.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Unfortunately, no bestie here to go with. Wish my bestie lived here so we could go and try to resist throwing money at the screen. I want to know what he does for $20! I probably am old enough (except for our good buddy Matthew) to be these guys' mothers so there's that ick factor. So I'll just wait for your write-up. Be sure and tell us what he does for $20.

    ReplyDelete
  7. This is probably going to make me look like a soccer mom, but I'd rather go see Brave with my kiddos this weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can feel the big L tattooing itself to my forehead. But I am partial to Alex Pettyfer. He's soooo pretty.

    ReplyDelete
  8. A co worker and I are going to see it opening night. I got over the skeevy feeling of going to see this kind of movie in the theater as soon as I read about Joe M's 3rd leg. How can one deny this? 3-D Imax anyone?

    ReplyDelete
  9. I can't freaking wait to see this movie. Joe Manganiello is my newest obsession... he was one delicious piece of man meat. unf. Tatum and McConaughey aren't that bad to look at either ;)

    ReplyDelete
  10. Oh, I'm definitely going, but like the commenter above, I'm going alone! I wanna enjoy this one in private so I don't embarrass myself, lol! I agree about MM's voice. If he could just stay quiet and look pretty, I'd be happier! Btw, you forgot to mention the other pretties. Yes, Tatum, Alex, Joe & Matthew are gorgeous and all, but don't forget Adam Rodriguez from CSI Miami, and Matt Bomer! From what I read, his routines got the biggest response of the bunch during filming, and that's sayin' something! He's very, very pretty (and so is his body) and he definitely holds his own in the yummy department! And Tatum even got some good reviews for his acting, so maybe he's improving, not that that's what I'll be watching for... All in all, it's going to be a feast for the eyes (and other parts)!

    ReplyDelete
  11. I'm hosting Sunday brunch at my house for my girlfriends at 9:30 and then we're hitting the 12 noon matinee! Pre-movie mimosas ought to make it VERY interesting in the theater!!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. YES!! I'm going to see this movie tomorrow with ZAnyMouse and Twifixx and am way more excited about it than I probably ought to be, but I don't care :)

    I agree with you about Joe M - what a hunk!!! ZAnyMouse and I went to the Magic Mike red carpet last weekend and also met him at the True Blood premiere and he's even more drop dead gorgeous in person (and huge!), plus he was super nice. All the guys pretty much left me speechless and drooling.

    I'll probably have to scope out different theaters to see this movie in so that the employees don't talk about me when I see it over and over.

    ReplyDelete
  13. I think Tatum Channing or Channing Tatum or whatever his name is looks a tad weird (something about his face...small features??? and those tiny, tiny nipples...) but I will definitely see this - maybe not in the theaters but I'll be waiting on the dvd release!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think it's the big "gills" sticking out from his sides, and visible beneath the armpits that make him look way freaky. What has driven me crazy during all the promos for this film is that the camera never seems to stay still and just show them wiggling, but whips around so often that it's difficult to get a really satisfying look.

      Delete
  14. I saw the advanced screening on Monday and let me just add, it does not disappoint. *Coughs... Joe Manganiello and a glimpse of his pretty... Coughs*
    And Channing Tatum is damn freaking hot. The boy can dance, but pair it up with stripping... And it was... Magic (Oh and you get sum naked Tatum butt shots too that are pretty awesome on the big screen). There were screams in the audience and screams in the movie, and needless to say it was very loud at the theater. A lot of woohoo'ing!
    Was there a plot? I think so... Something about stripping is not a great career... But, who cares. Just go see the movie! I had fun. And honestly, Tatum carries the movie. (Yeah, sorry Bomer fans and Pettyfer.. Pft... too young. It's Tatum all the way!)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I keep meaning to reply to this... you have no idea how your brief review made me ridiculously happy. Can't wait to see it tomorrow night!!

      Delete
  15. Probably DVD for me. But I hope you all have a great time and if you end up in a theater next to mine, try to keep the screaming down LOL!!! Enjoy!!

    ReplyDelete
  16. I'm totally dragging ML to this movie and not telling him about it. It'll be a surprise. He probably won't talk to me for a week. Or he'll get us kicked out. Or I'll get us kicked out. Actually, the latter is more probable.

    ReplyDelete
  17. I'm planning a ladies night as we speak. I am SO glad someone finally woke the fuck up and realized what a good market audience us women are.

    ReplyDelete
  18. I AM SOOOO EXCITED TO GO SEE THIS!! Me & some of my girly friends are going to see this tonight. We are all pumped! I think I am going to have to bring a bib so I don't drool all over myself. *sigh* I love Alcide (Joe Manganiello) and Channing Tatum. Alex & Matthew are hot too! OMG!

    ReplyDelete
  19. Hells to the yeah I'll be in the house to see all the glory God has bestowed on these men! With my 18-year-old daughter, Momma is teaching her right :)

    ReplyDelete
  20. I happened to drive by the movie theater after picking up lunch today and there was a very, very long line of women [looked like ages 18 to 81] waiting for the first matinee! Ha!

    ReplyDelete
  21. Ok ladies... how did you like it? Give me some spoiler free reviews... I won't be seeing it until tomorrow night!!

    ReplyDelete
  22. HAVE YOU SEEN THE UK TRAILER?! I've had this in an open tab on my computer for well over a week now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVRZNd9Vczg I bet half those youtube views are from me. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!

    ReplyDelete

Comments are our life now. Leave one!