So those of you who watched Robert Pattinson and his hair (I am still mad about the hat thing) on Jimmy Kimmel last week got to hear him talking about how he buys "everything" on Craigslist -
I might have a few things laying around that I can sell on Craigslist! Here's my listing:
Mixed Lot for Sale SUPER CHEAP!: Includes AWESOME vintage guitar (formerly owned by Van Morrison!), a gross of HotPockets (assorted flavors), too many ugly hats to count (for display purposes only - cannot be worn), invisibility cloak (great for hiding from paparazzi and rabid fangirls!). Buyer must be well-coiffed and willing to come to LatchKey Wife's basement for pickup. Of the HotPockets. You know, because they have to be kept frozen, not because we are going to do anything inappropriate.*
Seller is very VERY motivated to make a face-to-face sale [*ahem*] and is willing to negotiate (poorly) with inexplicably thrifty millionaires.
Serious replies only. Must include photo.
should probably also shop for a lie detector - I hear Jenny Jerkface
might have one for sale CHEAP on Craigslist. Local pick-up only, natch.
Although I suppose she might be persuaded to deliver it to a hotel room in
the city next time you're in town if you prefer...)
What would you sell to Rob on Craigslist? Give us your best PattinBait in the comments but please keep in mind
that it is illegal to sell sexual favors or body parts. Probably.
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