Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Robert Pattinson Speaks Out. Eventually.

Ugh, the scandal. The cheating. There is so much flying back and forth on the interwebs -- the accusations, the tears, the rumors, the rabid unicorns -- but Robert Pattinson has been pretty mum.

Until now, apparently. On August 13th, according to Gawker, he'll be appearing on a talk show to discuss... stuff. And not just any talk show - JON FUCKING STEWART.

Now this? I'm not going to miss this for anything. Jon Stewart is an amazing and hysterical host. And I'll get to stare at Robert Pattinson's mouth while he talks.

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Plus, I really want to hear what RPattz has to say about all this. Seriously, I suspect it would be a scandal in itself to miss this interview!

14 comments:

  1. All I remember from last show is how baffled Jon Stewart was by the sheer volume of women outside his studio lol... I definitely won't miss this one!

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  2. Hopefully he's feeling particularly vindictive and opens up about what a two timing ho Kristen is... though he won't. *sighs* He's too damn nice to do that. I wonder if his manager asked him to do this for PR reasons or if Jon Stewart reached out to him.

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  3. I'll be watching but I think personally, he won't answer anything regarding KS. I think they'll just discuss Cosmopolis. But my mouth will be agape, if Jon Stewart goes there!

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    1. Jon Stewart totally will go there. His ratings are going to explode and he knows it.

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    2. I hope you're right, Suz. I don't want to see John Stewart exploit this.

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  4. I'm sure the purpose of his public appearances are to promote Cosmopolis., No one will be surprised if Jon makes a snarky reference or maybe even a goofy face - we will know what that's about. Rob will smile & blush & not make any comment, and then . . . the sun will come out and the world will begin to turn again!!! That's when we'll know that Rob's gonna be OK, we're gonna be OK, and let's just get over it already. Let's not give her, or her actions, any more attention.

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  5. I loved watching that old show - Rob at his adorkable best. And the hair...

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  6. OMG Rob and Jon Stewart!!! Squeee! Is it weird that I think Jon Stewart is also kinda hot?

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  7. Can everyone just leave their opinions on Robsten alone now so that we can come to sites like this one and just read about the movie and its stars. There's nowhere left to be able to enjoy Twilight without rude insults flying left, right and centre about Kristen, her supporters and detractors.

    The entire situation, regardless of what side of the fence you're on, is depressing enough without having anywhere to go so we can all enjoy what is essentially the draw card for us all: Twilight.

    So please, just leave it alone. It's no one's business but Rob and Kristen's anyway. Take your thoughts, concerns or disapprovals elsewhere.

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  8. This has to be Cosmopolis promo. I doubt that Rob would choose to discuss this publicly... but I never thought Kristen would, either. Who knows.

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  9. Nah, IMO strictly a Cosmopolis promo. JS will most likely go there but I doubt if Rob will elaborate.

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  10. I am 99.9999% positive that the KStew debacle will NOT be mentioned. Jon Stewart is a great guy and he's not going to throw Robert Pattinson under the bus.

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  11. It's totes gonna be a Cosmopolis interview, but I'm sure there will be winks, nudges and plays on words concerning KS. Rob may have something in his contract to appear that clearly states "Don't say a fucking word about Kristen Stewart, if you do, I have the right to walk off stage."

    People need to let this shit settle on its own. If they get back together, great. If they don't, great. Let them handle their own issues...

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  12. "Boy, you are better off. Kick her to the curb. Whatever!". Jon Stewart is made of awesome.

    And RPattz is made of ... Ben & Jerry's, apparently. Did you see him lick his fingers??

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