Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Yes, Edward, Mouses Have Wee-Wees.

I happened across this on Gawker today and after pausing to consider how sad it is and how lame a blogger it makes me to be getting my Twilighty updates from Gawker (seriously, I might need my key-card to the fandom revoked if I keep it up) I bounced right over here to make sure I shared the goodness. Because I know some of you lazy poor, misinformed people actually get your Twilight giggles from us and us alone (I'm sorry).

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  1. I have watched this so many times in the past hour and a)I think I have it memorized and will be quoting it at work, which will make zero sense to everybody else and they'll be wondering if "slapping a fish" is euphemism for "masturbating in the office bathroom" and b) fuck it, I have to watch it again.

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  2. Bwahahahahaha! And second... what?? So weird. And hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

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  3. I've heard about this so many times and have resisted, but this was the last straw... and it was funny!

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  4. That cake was my most bestest creation. Cake is always serious business. LOL!

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  5. Fucking love this! Seen it so many times today, brilliant.

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  6. I saw this yesterday and was howling. My family thought I had lost my mind...again.

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  7. I saw this yesterday and was howling. My family thought I had lost my mind...again.

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  8. I saw this yesterday and was howling. My family thought I had lost my mind...again.

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  9. i laughed so hard at this that i peed a little!!!!!!!!

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  10. I WANT TO SEE THE WHOLE MOVIE DONE IN THIS FASHION.

    ...Where's the Chinese Food?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My abs hurt from the funny!

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  11. W.O.W. Me any the hubby laughed so hard at this we were both crying. Thank you for making my night. And possibly my month, lol. So. Awesome.
    - Jess :)

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  12. I actually watched it so many times that I could read whole movie with what they are saying! Lol
    Well it would be hard work for those poor people who can't here and have no fucking subtitles under!

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  13. We've been quoting this at work all week! I think this might finally be the video that gets my son to like Twilight!

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  14. I am just getting around to watching this and I am trying not to wake the rest of my house with my cackling. This is awesome!

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  15. A non twi-tard was quoting this to me tonight and I remembered you posted it and finally just watched it. Best laugh I've had in a while! Yes, we need the entire movie done this way, pretty please

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  16. OH HELL!!! BAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  17. I used to be a twilight hater. I've always found anti twilight jokes hilarious. I watch this clip for the Lols and thought 'Ooo, sparkly fairy lights, pretty!' and from there decided to watch the first film. Less than 24 hours later I'd watched all the films intently and had the books on order. A week later i'd finished the books and now I'm eagerly awaiting the final instalment, which I will go to the cinema to watch.
    I LOVE twilight. And I don't know wether to thank or curse this clip. Let's go with thank! :)

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