Sunday, September 30, 2012

If Trailers Were Honest

Remember when the Twilight trailer came out and we all huddled around our computers and watched it over and over again? Okay, maybe only Snarkier Than You and I did that. Or you guys are just lying and don't want to admit that you watched it on repeat, clutching your heart and sighing at every second Edward was onscreen.

I know you, people. I know how many times you watched it. Don't you fucking lie to me. 

That trailer was straight up magical. There will never be another trailer (not even the other Twilight trailers) that made me as excited for a movie as that original Twilight trailer.

Hell, it was better than the movie.

Anyway, ML sent this to me last week and I watched it a bunch of times too, but I didn't get the tingles or anything.

I laughed my ass off instead.

Not only do I love Twilight, I love things that make fun of Twilight. Because, it's hilarious.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

68 More Days, Twitards!!

Let me start off by saying, "Squeeeeeeeee!"

Oh, and I just wanted to mention, "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, mother fuckers!"

On the one hand, I'm so ridiculously excited for November... but on the other, I'm incredibly sad to see this amazing journey come to an end. Don't think just because the Twilight Saga is coming to an end, I'm going to stop loving any of you.

*sniff sniff*

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Yes, Edward, Mouses Have Wee-Wees.

I happened across this on Gawker today and after pausing to consider how sad it is and how lame a blogger it makes me to be getting my Twilighty updates from Gawker (seriously, I might need my key-card to the fandom revoked if I keep it up) I bounced right over here to make sure I shared the goodness. Because I know some of you lazy poor, misinformed people actually get your Twilight giggles from us and us alone (I'm sorry).