Thursday, July 24, 2014

So We Have a Group Date Next Valentine's Day, AMIRIGHT???

It's a good thing that Mr. Snarky and I don't go all nuts celebrating Valentine's Day (too many years in the restaurant biz, among other things? Eh - we're not all that romantic...), because I know exactly where I plan on spending V-Day 2015:


To be honest, my feelings on this whole FSoG movie thing generally range from ambivalent to apathetic (I had zero thoughts on casting before the fact - aside from the impossible obvious; I was "meh" on their choices after...), but I have to admit that Jamie Dornan has a happenin' smexy-times stare. UNF. Also? RRoP FTMFW!

I will NOT go stand for hours on a sidewalk in NYC to see this opening night. BUT, I would totally be down with filling a small-ish theater (preferably one within cab distance that serves booze) with like-minded Twitards for one night... Will you be my Valentine?

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    1. As if you could fight me off...

      (I had to dig out the book for that.)

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    2. Ahahahahahah!! This was extremely hilarious to me this morning.

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  2. **checks for flights from Seattle to New Jersey in February**

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  3. I followed you guys for years and am so happy to discover you have returned.

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  4. OMG!!!!! Just watch the trailer for the first time!!! I am synchronizing my watch and will watch it with ya!

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  5. I think I'll need to be alone to watch that. w.o.w.

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  6. To think it all started with a little fic called "Master of the Universe" and a hot CEO who was fifty shades of fucked up. *swoon*

    My girls and I at work have a standing "date night" on V-day 2015 and I hope all of us Twitards can get together and chat it up here:)

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  7. Toefunny doesn't know it yet, but we're gonna drag her ass out here to spend a romantic weekend with Billi Cullen and a couple other ladies in Portland. I'm hoping for the Heathman, but with my Twitards around me, I'll settle for a Holiday Inn Express (maybe).

    I partly don't want to throw money at this, but MoTU....Damn. I swear, if Black, Black Heart is on the soundtrack, my panties will be thrown at the screen likethat. I mean...THIS is what really got me going back in the day, ya know?? Biel is still the queen of Twi-vids...gawd.

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  8. Ahhhh! The MotU/Biel vid. Thanks Lindsay Rae, I needed that walk down memory lane :)

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  9. I'm so excited for this. It better not fade to black, that's all I'm saying. Unless it's black and blue, amiright? ;)

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  10. I had to read this about three times before I realized exactly what you meant by "filling a small-ish theater".

    Dear god, we're going to do, aren't we. The ushers will never be the same if we commandeer an entire theater for this flick...

    P.S., this is Jenny Jerkface and I can't figure out how to comment on my own fucking blog.

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    1. *snort laughs* oh how I have missed you all!

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  11. This has to happen! I have been planning a trip to Joisey to see a recently relocated Bff. I will have to start looking at flights in February.

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  12. Sadly I won't be with other Twitards or MOTU fans, but I will definitely be seeing FSoG when it hits the theater. I'm "meh" on the Dakota Johnson casting, but Jamie Dornan has grown on me. (I'm SO damn glad the previous casting for Christian Grey didn't work out.) Now if only I could borrow him for some kinky fuckery. ;)

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  13. SO excited! I say we all meet in Vegas ;)

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  14. Soooooooooooo stoked for the movie. Jamie has grown on me too...can't wait!

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  15. Firstly - I didn't know this blog was alive - doing happy dance!
    "It's better if we're not friends, trust me"
    I am so meh about this casting....but i'll go with a to go cup full of wine - cuz that's how I roll.

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