tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post205243629901295011..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: There's a Poop Joke In Here Somewhere... A Twitarded Give-Away!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72473913721806370982011-06-14T08:30:08.431-04:002011-06-14T08:30:08.431-04:00Congrats to Jaymes805 - she's out winner! Chec...Congrats to Jaymes805 - she's out winner! Check's in the mail, bb...<br /><br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1875680035521180152011-06-13T20:24:43.599-04:002011-06-13T20:24:43.599-04:00picking a winner as soon as JJ gets to my house!
...picking a winner as soon as JJ gets to my house!<br /><br />and @Eden - nope, not many people will experience THAT lol! sounds...tickle-y?? and definitely alarming.Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56051681807316710072011-06-12T19:45:44.805-04:002011-06-12T19:45:44.805-04:00There is a restaurant somewhere in Cali I think th...There is a restaurant somewhere in Cali I think that sells breast milk cheese. True story. Or at least that's the rumor I heard.Jaymes805https://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41179740168608581422011-06-12T18:51:31.632-04:002011-06-12T18:51:31.632-04:00I'm so in for that book! It'll probably e...I'm so in for that book! It'll probably explain a lot about my co-workers!!<br /><br />josiefrost@aol.comJosieVampnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45339621356109468052011-06-12T10:51:53.085-04:002011-06-12T10:51:53.085-04:00I sooooo want this book! I love to be yucked out! ...I sooooo want this book! I love to be yucked out! Pick me, pick me!<br /><br />Haven't commented in a really long time, but still read every day. I couldn't pass this up. (jensegrest10@gmail.com)ISeeTwiPeoplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05964490821296625731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43042055981368343962011-06-11T23:35:03.853-04:002011-06-11T23:35:03.853-04:00I needs it!!!
@Eden, I have an abnormally deep be...I needs it!!!<br /><br />@Eden, I have an abnormally deep bellybutton, too. My husband thinks it is hilarious to stick his finger in it when I am not paying attention, but then complains if it smells bad? Men. <br /><br />ithinkpink@rocketmail.comithinkpinknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72191080498715347802011-06-10T23:18:28.052-04:002011-06-10T23:18:28.052-04:00Hehe, this book looks great.
ezzierae@gmail.comHehe, this book looks great.<br /><br />ezzierae@gmail.comEzziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08017328892816342659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30213028713702176822011-06-10T22:07:16.786-04:002011-06-10T22:07:16.786-04:00I have always wondered why my belly button smells ...I have always wondered why my belly button smells funny!!!! I NEED this book!!!!!!!! I am one of your many faithful followers in the land of Twitardia...so please pick me! mzack16@hotmail.comspaztasticmaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54106325373838480932011-06-10T19:35:36.287-04:002011-06-10T19:35:36.287-04:00I luff the yuck!
cathypodd at yahoo dot comI luff the yuck!<br /><br />cathypodd at yahoo dot comCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02992406365041984926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91466100193709002992011-06-10T17:48:37.497-04:002011-06-10T17:48:37.497-04:00Loved the pics! The magic of google reigns suprem...Loved the pics! The magic of google reigns supreme! <br /><br />You know I'm down for yuck. If you don't have my email...I is sad. But here ya go. <br /><br />lindsayrae114@gmail.comLindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32043090833178868402011-06-10T17:10:10.835-04:002011-06-10T17:10:10.835-04:00Oh me me me! I am always so embarrassed to ask the...Oh me me me! I am always so embarrassed to ask the doctor anything!<br /><br />lovemark182@gmail.com<br /><br />My word verification is backsi which reminds me of elementary school.Addicted2Twilightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67396092399323341312011-06-10T16:00:47.504-04:002011-06-10T16:00:47.504-04:00I went to mortuary school, so Im pretty sure Ive s...I went to mortuary school, so Im pretty sure Ive seen the grossest of the gross. And the smells are always way worse. <br /><br />mortuary.girl86@gmail.comPennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06638424466701109172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25984247969593958762011-06-10T15:21:35.945-04:002011-06-10T15:21:35.945-04:00In reply to jelena.
Older men are so much more lik...In reply to jelena.<br />Older men are so much more likely to have an interest in making sure you are happy in bed.<br />The best sex I have ever had was with a 59 year man, I could not believe what I had been missing!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42681502749107167972011-06-10T14:51:11.123-04:002011-06-10T14:51:11.123-04:00Re: the gunk in one's bellybutton
My dearly-d...Re: the gunk in one's bellybutton<br /><br />My dearly-departed pet mouse, Rosebud, used to try her damnedest to get at that stuff if I wasn't paying attention while I had her out of her cage. <br /><br />N.B. #1<br />Yes, I did let my pet mouse crawl around inside my shirt. I raised her and she thought I was her mother...and so wanted to be close.<br /><br />N.B. #2<br />I have a very deep bellybutton, as in, deeper than the first knuckle of my little finger. It is next to impossible to thoroughly clean that fucker.<br /><br />N.B. #3<br />Having a mouse try stick her cold nose and whiskers into one's bellybutton while simultaneously trying to dig with tiny paws is always alarming, though likely not something very many people experience. Or admit to experiencing. Ever.<br /><br />mus.muris@gmail.comEdennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23247154699412778582011-06-10T13:26:38.489-04:002011-06-10T13:26:38.489-04:00Even at my age (I got you beat anonymous at 1pm!) ...Even at my age (I got you beat anonymous at 1pm!) I'm still finding things out about myself......just realized I like being squicked out! Send me the damn book (please) so I can see how far my tolerance goes!<br />Game on!<br /><br />imh22@comcast.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26286182783083641792011-06-10T13:05:31.318-04:002011-06-10T13:05:31.318-04:00As long as this book doesn't iclude flemmy thi...As long as this book doesn't iclude flemmy things in it, I think I can deal. I can handle most anything gross..except for flemmy *pukes* things..Poop? Not a problem. Some interesting questions,the bacon flavord formula,that's just..wrong..bacon flavor should never be a substitute for the real thing....ever. I'm down with the yuck.Double_Dippinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15016310363324795007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61619304512850194862011-06-10T13:00:33.104-04:002011-06-10T13:00:33.104-04:00Hell yeah I wan this book...you girls have been cr...Hell yeah I wan this book...you girls have been cracking me up since I found you a couple of years ago...I too, "secretly" want to fuck Rob on a daily basis and I am gonna be 50!!! How sick is that? I basically stay under the radar because if I get involved with this shit I would never ever get anything else done!!!! Thanks for making me laugh and sharing my lust and love for Rob ;) jogoaway@comcast.net xoxoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34441481996913179062011-06-10T12:04:34.599-04:002011-06-10T12:04:34.599-04:00Meh. I'm an RN, have 4 boys and a husband. I d...Meh. I'm an RN, have 4 boys and a husband. I dare someone to gross me out. muf_in@msn.comRescue Ninja RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854829961352687062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74665531792441553822011-06-10T11:34:19.609-04:002011-06-10T11:34:19.609-04:00oh and YES that is Kesha... AND she knew that peop...oh and YES that is Kesha... AND she knew that people were snapping her pic - girl doesn't give a shit - she was running on the beach and frolicking in the water in that hot mess like she was the B-O-M-B-diggity. Oh, to have that kind of confidence - lol!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77139835697625412662011-06-10T11:32:51.392-04:002011-06-10T11:32:51.392-04:00Actually, you can find out about moving your bowel...Actually, you can find out about moving your bowels in the delivery room AND MORE in this book - lol! btw, Dr. Raj says nobody cares when this happens. Except you. 'Cause that's gross. ; )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68444053931742632772011-06-10T10:23:16.894-04:002011-06-10T10:23:16.894-04:00Wow! I kinda knew about the delivery room stuff b...Wow! I kinda knew about the delivery room stuff but I never had it confirmed by any of my friends. Holy crap! EEEEEWWWWW!! No offense! <br /><br />That picture of the bathroom in St. Tropez looks like some of the ones we saw in India. Only better. There was no option of a seat just hunker down & go. LOL!<br /><br />Breastmilk cheese??!! Really??!! What the crap made that lady (or her husband?) decide to do that? SO strange.<br /><br />Is that really Kesha? Oh man that is a TERRIBLE swimsuit choice. I'd hate to have that pic floating around for the rest of eternity. <br /><br />It's too early to think of a gross story. Sorry. Love you!<br /><br />amyo@charliesproduce.comAmers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1159671391299712642011-06-10T10:06:40.916-04:002011-06-10T10:06:40.916-04:00K, I have an interesting- and a little humiliating...K, I have an interesting- and a little humiliating- story to tell. When I gave birth to my second child, my daughter, I had a sneaking little suspicion that I had poo'd on the delivery table. lol I wasn't completely sure of this because after an hour of pushing I was quite out of it. I had asked a couple of people, including my husband, who claimed he "didn't know." Uh huh. The nurse came in the next day and for some reason asked me if I had passed gas yet (I guess to make sure things were working properly). My mother chimes in and says "She sure did A LOT more than pass gas on the delivery table!!" Facepalm. That is all. lmao<br /><br />jjcbrbergstrand@yahoo.comPixieWingsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69383227873742737142011-06-10T09:03:48.824-04:002011-06-10T09:03:48.824-04:00ha - I hadn't considered that this might be an...ha - I hadn't considered that this might be an early-morning gross-out - lol! sorry for all the churny stomachs, people!<br /><br />I think I need some "Spotted Dick in a Can" - but I would keep the sparklepeen out of the microwave (and the freezer for that matter - brrrr!).<br /><br />These stories are cracking me up (and squicking me out a little too - lol)!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67223805541162539002011-06-10T08:36:27.742-04:002011-06-10T08:36:27.742-04:00Ok – nothing really gross or yucky here but maybe ...Ok – nothing really gross or yucky here but maybe worth a laugh or two.<br /><br />I have a can in my cabinet that is labeled “Spotted Dick”. It is a sponge pudding that is made in England (they eat the strangest things over there!).<br /><br />While I bought it for the laugh factor what I really wanted to do is cover up the word “Spotted” with a label saying “Rob’s”…yeah – hubby didn’t see the humor in that one.<br /><br />I do have a post-it-note on the top that says Edward in a Can though. <br /><br />It does say it is microwaveable. Makes me wonder – didn’t someone once ask on this blob about microwaving the sparkle peen?prstlkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05902405235936080757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38088567552490957642011-06-10T08:12:00.845-04:002011-06-10T08:12:00.845-04:00OMG! I have ALWAYS wondered if cheese can be made...OMG! I have ALWAYS wondered if cheese can be made out of breast milk and now I know!! I will never do it (maybe)<br /><br />I think @Myaftercar will kick my ass in Forks if I hand her a cup and say "Fill it up".<br /><br />My yuck story deals with poop and a newborn baby (I'm sensing a theme with us Twitards) and it was NASTY!<br /><br />Son was a little over a week old when I was in the bedroom changing him with the father. I don't know what happened, but the moment I pulled that diaper off, this kid rocketed out a yellow stream of shit so hard, it hit the wall about 7 feet away. <br /><br />Sons' father ducked behind me when this happened, so my sweats took the brunt of it. While Dad is on the floor laughing, I'm yelling (and laughing) for him to help me clean the kid, bed, wall, floor. <br /><br />I don't think we ever got it all out of the cracks in the wall, but that's for someone else to deal with now.Rikki_DDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14955267761162855210noreply@blogger.com