tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post2081779026773659122..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Glossary of Robert PattinsonSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91838565401191723542011-04-29T11:01:47.856-04:002011-04-29T11:01:47.856-04:00Oh puh-lease! You ladies will be just fine! You ha...Oh puh-lease! You ladies will be just fine! You have amused us endlessly & I have no doubt, will continue to do so. You could make reading the telephone book funny! Just post whatever, don't worry about matching up to the Oward phenomenon. We will all still come here, read, laugh, hork liquid out of our noses & other such insanities! We love you both & we will never be disappointed in you. It all came together from start to finish as one of those once in a lifetime moments, that led to monumental hilarity & complete genius on both your parts! Perhaps we do owe fuck-face Segal a thank you, as without his pettiness over the best RPattz photos we've ever seen, this would never have come to pass. Maybe someday we will be able to publicly feast our eyes on the fuckhawtness again. Until then, we will treasure our contraband on our harddrives...<br>I am off now to read the rest of that hilarious list. Take care, ladies. You still rock this TwiUniverse we all live in!Carolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15502846756113988843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69786104021499796172011-04-29T11:01:47.282-04:002011-04-29T11:01:47.282-04:00ummmmmmmmm :Dummmmmmmmm :DRobert Pattinsonhttp://www.robertpattinsoninfo.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48230019289250963242011-04-29T11:01:46.977-04:002011-04-29T11:01:46.977-04:00I am not worried--are you worried? Naaah, nothing...I am not worried--are you worried? Naaah, nothing to worry about you two are too full of snarky, creative, sassy twi-lovin' goodness to worry your pretty heads--I have faith in my fearless leaders. <br><br>Love the glossary! How very useful. Though 'fuckjawesome' was not in there..I may have to submit it.<br><br>@JJ@LKW--Me heart Beardbert/Beardward the mostest too--can we share? Please? Mr. Vitamin R is often scruffy and I love it more than ever now. <br><br>FTR--Mini E can always fill the creative void. In n Out Hamburglar--there is way more where that came from if you ever need inspiration.<br><br>P.S. Finished what is written thus far of CW&IA last night. Holy freakin' Pierceward will the smutty madness ever stop....need to go buy more batteries now. Ta! Ta!VitaminRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44962895309875759372009-09-29T11:12:16.394-04:002009-09-29T11:12:16.394-04:00ummmmmmmmm :Dummmmmmmmm :DRobert Pattinsonhttp://www.robertpattinsoninfo.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72624643907179855582009-09-19T19:46:24.673-04:002009-09-19T19:46:24.673-04:00I also LOVE Beardward. I recently found a LARGE pi...I also LOVE Beardward. I recently found a LARGE pic that FILLS the screen. Christ I want to lick his eyebrows and rub my naughty bits on his scruffy chin!! God help me LOL<br /><br />wv = foolisms ....'nuff saidBR549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85307963999661097572009-09-10T22:59:30.292-04:002009-09-10T22:59:30.292-04:00Writers block is basically a cock block by the blo...Writers block is basically a cock block by the blog gods. They see you doing fucking awesome and stick their giant cocks in the way, hoping to slip it in the hole you just got all slippery wet with anticipation of penetration. Is it just me or was that like a really sick version of Jesse Jackson - I mean that was even bad for me.<br /><br />Don't worry their dicks will get soft and they'll leave you alone.twi-Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09515744994452006799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74271639112075765582009-09-10T01:21:35.063-04:002009-09-10T01:21:35.063-04:00#TwiFixx kinda, I've been told I've got ma...#TwiFixx kinda, I've been told I've got mad google skills, I can find things, usually, if they're out there...(Molly) Twinatichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16189593624026977940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5939698269850026142009-09-09T21:21:26.010-04:002009-09-09T21:21:26.010-04:00@Twinatic - nice picture! So..what?, we just shou...@Twinatic - nice picture! So..what?, we just shout out something we want and then you deliver? Um.. I would like...oh nevermind. :D<br /><br />Actually, if anyone had the contraband and just happened to post it into the comments, is that breaking the rules? Is that even possible? Oh well. My excuse for watching the youtube video 45 times a day is that it might get pulled at any minute.<br /><br />W/V: poevigoi--the word verification master must be drunk. This one doesn't make any sense to me.TwiFixxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19472348853030860802009-09-09T19:59:36.682-04:002009-09-09T19:59:36.682-04:00First of all I have to say your site kicks ass. I...First of all I have to say your site kicks ass. It's one of the first I visit when I get online. :)<br /><br />I love Sparklepeen. I love saying the word over and over....sparklepeen. I can imagine his peen being all sparkly. So sparkly that it blinds me. :DKateRNhttp://www.facebook.com/kekoehnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-7720131297425053182009-09-09T19:59:31.438-04:002009-09-09T19:59:31.438-04:00i'm glad i'm not the only one who had neve...i'm glad i'm not the only one who had never noticed what that autograph actually said. that shit is awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77333621221779236992009-09-09T19:30:05.886-04:002009-09-09T19:30:05.886-04:00Oh puh-lease! You ladies will be just fine! You ha...Oh puh-lease! You ladies will be just fine! You have amused us endlessly & I have no doubt, will continue to do so. You could make reading the telephone book funny! Just post whatever, don't worry about matching up to the Oward phenomenon. We will all still come here, read, laugh, hork liquid out of our noses & other such insanities! We love you both & we will never be disappointed in you. It all came together from start to finish as one of those once in a lifetime moments, that led to monumental hilarity & complete genius on both your parts! Perhaps we do owe fuck-face Segal a thank you, as without his pettiness over the best RPattz photos we've ever seen, this would never have come to pass. Maybe someday we will be able to publicly feast our eyes on the fuckhawtness again. Until then, we will treasure our contraband on our harddrives...<br />I am off now to read the rest of that hilarious list. Take care, ladies. You still rock this TwiUniverse we all live in!TwiCarolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15502846756113988843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16705188033158277892009-09-09T18:45:56.966-04:002009-09-09T18:45:56.966-04:00STY - I got the strangest look from the lady selec...STY - I got the strangest look from the lady selecting her laundry powder when taking the photo. So I just shrugged at her and said, "Long story". She replied, "My kids have read the book." Noticing she was early 40's I suggested, "You should try them". Oh Gad, I'm telling complete strangers to read Twilight.Narelle from Aushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03598573701489712138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40186492279252195812009-09-09T17:37:26.258-04:002009-09-09T17:37:26.258-04:00Originally posted this in the wrong place...
Alri...Originally posted this in the wrong place...<br /><br />Alright ladies, this link might spark some witty chatter from you two pole cats. First there was the vampsicle, now there is the adult movie spoof of Twilight. The tag line is 'when you can f___ forever, you can f___ everybody'.<br /><br />http://www.wtforks.com/2009/09/09/twilight-goes-xxx/#more-6799<br /><br />Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you....Amy Dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32378132087234633132009-09-09T14:33:23.688-04:002009-09-09T14:33:23.688-04:00I am not worried--are you worried? Naaah, nothing...I am not worried--are you worried? Naaah, nothing to worry about you two are too full of snarky, creative, sassy twi-lovin' goodness to worry your pretty heads--I have faith in my fearless leaders. <br /><br />Love the glossary! How very useful. Though 'fuckjawesome' was not in there..I may have to submit it.<br /><br />@JJ@LKW--Me heart Beardbert/Beardward the mostest too--can we share? Please? Mr. Vitamin R is often scruffy and I love it more than ever now. <br /><br />FTR--Mini E can always fill the creative void. In n Out Hamburglar--there is way more where that came from if you ever need inspiration.<br /><br />P.S. Finished what is written thus far of CW&IA last night. Holy freakin' Pierceward will the smutty madness ever stop....need to go buy more batteries now. Ta! Ta!VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11879571349158506802009-09-09T13:52:55.132-04:002009-09-09T13:52:55.132-04:00ACK, GET IT QUICK LADIES
if you missed the whole ...ACK, GET IT QUICK LADIES<br /><br />if you missed the whole photo pull debacle and don't know what inspired the OPattz shoot, there's a <a href="http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/2009/09/droolbucket-please.html" rel="nofollow">post about a video</a> over at Twicrack addict, video courtesy of jjane64 it looks like, may not be there for long...(Molly) Twinatichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16189593624026977940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39251208425913195462009-09-09T13:21:58.149-04:002009-09-09T13:21:58.149-04:00i could've used the pics on this page today......i could've used the pics on this page today.... 1st day backa t school and was internally geekin out during my 1st class, those ould have eased my pain, lolI Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32903454438906889842009-09-09T13:19:15.359-04:002009-09-09T13:19:15.359-04:00JJ and Latchkey, maybe not the pic you were hoping...JJ and Latchkey, maybe not the pic you were hoping for, but, found one with a bit of scruff, maybe docs, jeans, flannel, check it <a href="http://gallery.robertpattinson.org/albums/Candids/07_06_2009/normal_robert-pattinson-679-2.JPG" rel="nofollow">here</a> ...(Molly) Twinatichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16189593624026977940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65931898572459663112009-09-09T13:07:59.327-04:002009-09-09T13:07:59.327-04:00I think the Beardward pic has a bit too much beard...I think the Beardward pic has a bit too much beard in it myself.<br /><br />But that "den of sin pic?"!!!!!! yeah. 8)Korinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83010367365212056092009-09-09T12:47:54.990-04:002009-09-09T12:47:54.990-04:00Mmmm, oral fixation....*wipes drool off keyboard* ...Mmmm, oral fixation....*wipes drool off keyboard* How likely is it that he'll be filming something in Dublin in the near future? Ready, set, stalking! Then again, I'd probably just end up humping his leg or something, so maybe I shouldn't hope for that.<br /><br />Don't worry about the dry spell, it happens. The net has plenty of Twiporn to keep us horny Twitards amused while you take it easy. ;P<br /><br />@BoxergirlSydney: You're not alone, I'm not overly fond of the beard either. If a guy has a beard it has to be one of those hot little trimmed ones like Caleb Followill has at the moment.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69572359829968408632009-09-09T12:31:07.460-04:002009-09-09T12:31:07.460-04:00JJ and STY: It's fine, it happens to everyone,...JJ and STY: It's fine, it happens to everyone, especially after a few drinks! You guys are very funny, creative ladies who faithfully post everyday come rain or shine. You deserve a break.<br /><br />Plus your mental break led to my discovery of the "Den of Sin" autograph pic. I have discovered a dirtier aspect of Robward, and I like it!<br /><br />So, thank you!Desireehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10462584423026291857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29871015237448565112009-09-09T11:17:18.098-04:002009-09-09T11:17:18.098-04:00I just found that Glossary yesterday, too. It was...I just found that Glossary yesterday, too. It was so funny! <br /><br />Ladies, yesterday was hard to beat, but I have faith. You are the funniest things out there. My DH even laughs at your stuff. He is so patient with my obsession, I just have to appreciate him more often. ;-))) Especially after viewing the oral fixation pics. <br /><br />I'm so glad I downloaded one of the forbidden images for my BlackBerry wallpaper before they were pulled. *sigh*<br /><br />Okay, looking forward to the next chapter in your Twitarded FanFic.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854479041498808521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59867608348138815052009-09-09T09:35:22.550-04:002009-09-09T09:35:22.550-04:00This is so fucking funny. Robmusement is pure gen...This is so fucking funny. Robmusement is pure genius.<br /><br />I'm with Latchkey & Jaima - Where is that picture? I think my ovaries would burst into flames if I saw something like that.<br /><br />@SusanaSun - Ha ha! I think I've definitely seen Twilight too many times if I knew exactly what you were talking about. <br /><br />@SparklingBites - Sure! Go ahead. Just don't rake us over the coals too much 'kay. LOL!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83513331449780582012009-09-09T09:11:01.431-04:002009-09-09T09:11:01.431-04:00haha!! Thank you so much for the link to the Rob G...haha!! Thank you so much for the link to the Rob Glossary :D so funny!! too bad i´m at work and can´t squee or/and laugh out loud :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82484584780344532992009-09-09T09:10:37.513-04:002009-09-09T09:10:37.513-04:00Thanks for the pics ladies....stunning as always.....Thanks for the pics ladies....stunning as always...I cant pic just one..sorry.<br /><br />I agree wtih Latchkey Wife, if anyone has that pic, I too would love to see it.<br /><br />Someone wrote that we amuse ourselves, I think that is true..all we really need to do is see pics and then drool over them....so take a mental break.<br /><br />I knew nothing about the "den of sin pic!!!" the boy knows not what he is admitting into that den with you... ladies..women....girls...deviates...twitards in general.<br /><br /><br />Jaima<br /><br />word verification...WANGS!!!!Jaimanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5967174691323250682009-09-09T09:09:50.639-04:002009-09-09T09:09:50.639-04:00I'm gonna start making up shit on my blog if w...I'm gonna start making up shit on my blog if we don't get some news soon. Do you mind if I make up stories about you two?<br /><br />By the way, I had to leave my desk after the oral-fixation pic. I spilled coffee on myself :) Damn Rob and his hotness.Sparkling Biteshttp://www.sparklingbites.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com