tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post220066981596287966..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Alex Meraz is All Angry and ShitSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76074835409681683192011-04-29T10:52:07.713-04:002011-04-29T10:52:07.713-04:00Alex has one of the best "f*ck me" stare...Alex has one of the best "f*ck me" stares I've ever seen. I'm surprised I haven't tried to jump through the laptop screen at him yet. Damn interwebs, why must you only be virtual? Gaaaahhhhhh!<br><br>hen I saw that video yesterday, the first thing I thought was "Incredible Hulk!" Except without the green skin and orange hair. And way better looking than Lou Ferrigno. So, yeah, mostly just the shirt ripping part. Good enough for me!Shut The Forks Uphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12315264854865283401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85768410471481572452011-04-29T10:52:06.060-04:002011-04-29T10:52:06.060-04:00You're just noticing that gorgeous hunk of man...You're just noticing that gorgeous hunk of man!??!<br><br>I heart Alex Meraz/Team Paul... why? because he's fuck hawt and there's an abundance of shirtless pictures of him online. Before there was shirtless Paul there was only Kellan usually running around bearing that beautiful six pack... but now there's lots to look at ;) <br><br>The wolf pack was part of the inspiration for our "Shirtless Guys" category, in fact I think they were one of our first posts... they might have popped our twi-blog cherry and set the tone for the blog...drooling. lol :)<br><br>Hell all those shirtless men were even part of the reason I came up with my blog name lol.<br><br>I'm team six pack and I approve of all six packs, beer or otherwise :)Team_SixPackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08378545885127403088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89238036941380409542011-04-29T10:52:05.332-04:002011-04-29T10:52:05.332-04:00Hilarious, and damn that man is fine :)Hilarious, and damn that man is fine :)for the love of pictureshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09711977017281669002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58000011725265741822011-04-29T10:52:04.826-04:002011-04-29T10:52:04.826-04:00Heading out to Target in a few minutes! Now even ...Heading out to Target in a few minutes! Now even tedious trips to target will make me think of my favorite Twitards, Twilight, Rob and dirty, nasty sex and Rob and the pack. Was my mom having these types of thoughts while shopping with me when I was little?VitaminRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41722619031308673792009-09-04T15:41:00.050-04:002009-09-04T15:41:00.050-04:00omGAWD that picture of Paul. <3*drools* I have ...omGAWD that picture of Paul. <3*drools* I have made the positive assessment that he is bang worthy.Koritanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53032203312560117612009-08-30T00:10:55.279-04:002009-08-30T00:10:55.279-04:00Ugh. SO sexy. Also, I'm sure you've seen t...Ugh. SO sexy. Also, I'm sure you've seen this picture but I had to send you the link, just in case. Really, yum.<br /><br />http://fallintothetwilight.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/alex-meraz-3-paul-alex-meraz-5411596-560-838.jpgdrimethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00195462097350020582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2731101594856248522009-08-29T09:34:13.804-04:002009-08-29T09:34:13.804-04:00yum, I'd totally do him...pregnant wife? meh ...yum, I'd totally do him...pregnant wife? meh ;) still do him<br /><br />Your captions here had me rolling until tears came...I love this fucking sitehispersonalbrandofheroinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07435793743058531051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36560886976219164152009-08-28T18:29:43.344-04:002009-08-28T18:29:43.344-04:00OK, Hummus sounds very gross...Even worse with hor...OK, Hummus sounds very gross...Even worse with horseradish. EW. I'm absolutely positive that I'll stick with Twiporn. Thanks, Jane!<br /><br />@VR...I just bought my 9yo daughter a skull/crossbones & hearts shirt. The skulls have heart shaped eye holes, and it's cute. Hubby asked me what it's supposed to mean, I love death? WTF?<br /><br />Wait, when did this become hummus/clothes for our kids time?<br /><br />I want some rpattz Jaw Porn!<br /><br />Oh yeah, guess what the girls at work were talking about today? WAFFLES!! I had to excuse myself before I choked on my laughter! They SO wouldn't get "Twat Waffle!"TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17125208006079777522009-08-28T16:42:20.600-04:002009-08-28T16:42:20.600-04:00Mmmmmmmm me heart hummus and all its beany, garlic...Mmmmmmmm me heart hummus and all its beany, garlicky goodness.<br /><br />@TweWeasel--thanks for the uberma shout out. I was too stunned by all the 80's diagonal stripes and plaid (RPattz fashon trend setter?) at Target to come even near thinking of sexy Target clothes.....though I did buy my 7 and 4 year old girls some kick ass skull and cross bones socks.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40185195433876931352009-08-28T16:10:51.263-04:002009-08-28T16:10:51.263-04:00@ LKW - haha
But I friggin hate Hummus - Yuck, y...@ LKW - haha <br /><br />But I friggin hate Hummus - Yuck, yuck! I first tried it at a wedding, once that dry dog shit stuff hit the roof of my mouth that was it, I was dry heaving like a crazy person and scraping that shit off my tongue with crackers, napkins my hubbys fingers, gargling sparkling wine, god it was just terrible! Must have looked a complete twat, it was during the speeches too! haha And there I was feeling all pretty in my dress and high heels!!! <br /><br />Hummus = pukus..Limey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6655212978371808982009-08-28T15:49:49.621-04:002009-08-28T15:49:49.621-04:00Ok, he's hot and all but what is the purpose o...Ok, he's hot and all but what is the purpose of that video? I was expecting him to turn green.mmMoxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05689401841870389325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81907761954908659572009-08-28T15:34:39.641-04:002009-08-28T15:34:39.641-04:00@Limey - I read "next to the humans" too...@Limey - I read "next to the humans" too! Holy SHIT!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12125533499192702842009-08-28T15:32:23.099-04:002009-08-28T15:32:23.099-04:00@TwiWeasel, hummus hails from the middle east and ...@TwiWeasel, hummus hails from the middle east and is usually made by mashing (or food processing) up some canned chickpeas with some lemon juice, tahini, salt, garlic, and olive oil until it's all nice and smooth. <br />i like to eat it with some tasty crackers or bread. <br />but you can pretty much put in anything you'd like depending on your tastes. my best lady friend likes to put horseradish in hers and it's DELICIOUS. mmmmmmmmmmm...and now i want some...<br /><br />-janeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30524012141172833842009-08-28T14:22:23.405-04:002009-08-28T14:22:23.405-04:00Wait...pregnant wife? You mean he's straight? ...Wait...pregnant wife? You mean he's straight? I just lost my crush on him.kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12435819306783426592009-08-28T14:16:52.600-04:002009-08-28T14:16:52.600-04:00Thanks, HG...I'll stick with the Twiporn rathe...Thanks, HG...I'll stick with the Twiporn rather than hummus...yucky and beany, LOL!<br /><br />Hey, JJ & STY...the other day someone mentioned needing a fat kid to lip synch...I think it was the Ding Ding Dong song. I found him...will send a pic.TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60981550245080141012009-08-28T14:08:55.776-04:002009-08-28T14:08:55.776-04:00@JJ Yeah, I joke with my hubby about it. It's ...@JJ Yeah, I joke with my hubby about it. It's so hot in my house because we don't have a/c you can fucking do Bikram Yoga in here. So ixnay to werewolves, shape shifters and any other creature that runs a high temp. Sorry, I can't date them (well I'm also married)<br /><br />Also @TwiWeasel your comment just made me keel over. Hummus is not that good (ok sorry peeps it's not, it's actually yucky and beany)<br />I'll take Twi Porn any day over it.<br /><br />Speaking of, any good ones out there?<br />JJ STY I need a porn update please.Honolulu Girl-Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16124642967884681382009-08-28T13:57:49.107-04:002009-08-28T13:57:49.107-04:00@ Anon (Jane) - I've never had hummus...WTF is...@ Anon (Jane) - I've never had hummus...WTF is it? I've heard of it, but that's it.<br /><br />Anyhoo, try reading some Twiporn and see how the hummus rates then...Team Twiporn! Yay!<br /><br />Veri Word: uberma...as in VitaminR, you are the uberma for taking the kiddies with you to Target while your thoughts are in the gutter of Twitardedness...TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20838584560179832082009-08-28T12:16:07.663-04:002009-08-28T12:16:07.663-04:00You nutters! I thought it said, It's in the fr...You nutters! I thought it said, It's in the fridge next to the humans!! Must get my eyes checked. <br /><br />Wow, a hunka, hunka burning Wolf! Drump humping comes to mind.. <br /><br />Was he doing his Hulk impression? Or will we be seeing that in New Moon?<br /><br />:DLimey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72039999803531574952009-08-28T12:15:58.066-04:002009-08-28T12:15:58.066-04:00Heading out to Target in a few minutes! Now even ...Heading out to Target in a few minutes! Now even tedious trips to target will make me think of my favorite Twitards, Twilight, Rob and dirty, nasty sex and Rob and the pack. Was my mom having these types of thoughts while shopping with me when I was little?VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81866416931054231532009-08-28T11:19:03.723-04:002009-08-28T11:19:03.723-04:00By the way, I bought something at Target last week...By the way, I bought something at Target last week and although I didn't think it was slutty, it had the desired effect on my date that night. Go Target;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36776928582015648002009-08-28T10:59:29.769-04:002009-08-28T10:59:29.769-04:00god, i love hummus.
is it wrong that sometimes i ...god, i love hummus. <br />is it wrong that sometimes i would rather eat some hummus than do the nasty?<br /><br />p.s. unless it was rob of course...<br /><br />-janeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72593459914502615152009-08-28T10:51:19.700-04:002009-08-28T10:51:19.700-04:00I have vague memories of reading about Alex Meraz ...I have vague memories of reading about Alex Meraz over at TwiCrack but I think it was at the height of my robsession, lol. <br /><br />@Jaima - Yup, they sell slutty shit at Target. lol.<br /><br />@Honolulu Girl - I'm dying that you've actually thought this through to that extent. LOL!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59372125900294285112009-08-28T10:45:42.656-04:002009-08-28T10:45:42.656-04:00Twi-Crack Addict alerted us to the hotness of &quo...Twi-Crack Addict alerted us to the hotness of "Paul" a looong time ago. He was not one of my favorite characters in the book, but I am so looking forward to seeing him, sans shirt, in the movie. I swear, I am just wishing my life away so it would hurry up and be November 20th. That is so wrong! My word verification is *morthrom* which reminds me of Eric Northman. Just can't get vamps off the brain!!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16026125741055813142009-08-28T10:35:46.931-04:002009-08-28T10:35:46.931-04:00Whoa the wolfpack is gearing up to give the vampsi...Whoa the wolfpack is gearing up to give the vampsicles the run for their money. Dayam! <br /><br />They kinda flew under my radar until now, because unlike most pervs out here, I actually did think Taycob is laughably young. If he tried a come-on line on me I'd burst out laughing. Then again I'm ages removed from 17 so what do I know?<br /><br />Anyhow, now it seems suddenly that warm blooded mammals have something real to offer. Let the games begin!Tatiana AKA Closet Twitardhttp://www.mycoldprairie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43887209068793236612009-08-28T10:28:09.351-04:002009-08-28T10:28:09.351-04:00Of course....I had it down to:
V-vampire, vegetar...Of course....I had it down to:<br /><br />V-vampire, vegetarian, vampsicle,vagina,Volvo.<br /><br />I- I,Idiot,in,into,impulse,indefatigable,<br /><br />L-lick,lame,lay,lap,lactate, lubricate,lie<br /><br />F-fuck,friend,fiend,fallatio(if this is spelled wrong, forgive me, the prudes over at Websters chose to omit it),feather.<br /><br />Off topic,I am so sick of spellcheck telling me I have spelled the vampsicle wrong..<br /><br />Thanks again,<br />JaimaJaimanoreply@blogger.com