tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post2273570461754682681..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: The Year In Twilihuhuhuhuhhhhhuhu...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87940663018157932392010-01-02T13:17:14.695-05:002010-01-02T13:17:14.695-05:00Delurking just to say you guys KILL me. So damn fu...Delurking just to say you guys KILL me. So damn funny.A.S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23487686064832508502009-12-31T23:21:06.902-05:002009-12-31T23:21:06.902-05:00@fanficzombie - Oh my God, I just started "I ...@fanficzombie - Oh my God, I just started "I wanna eff you like a masochistic lion" and I'm already laughing my ass off. Had to stop reading to come back here and thank you for the rec!TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53190001138897688122009-12-31T21:12:30.315-05:002009-12-31T21:12:30.315-05:00@Sabrina-- may you have many more Taycob dreams. ...@Sabrina-- may you have many more Taycob dreams. they always leave me hot and sweaty.<br />off to work i go. happy fucking new years, and for god's sake people- wear a condom. (i work in labor and delivery)TeamBicepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141063557332316709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3276326268822383742009-12-31T17:59:03.620-05:002009-12-31T17:59:03.620-05:00Happiest of New Years, you lusty lot!!
(lol! Rob...Happiest of New Years, you lusty lot!!<br /><br />(lol! Rob Pattinson is my Homer's Donut....Ha!)TO Twicathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259102040011320988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54562884078911305242009-12-31T17:32:17.866-05:002009-12-31T17:32:17.866-05:00This is not a typo:
Happy Mew Year!
Can't wa...This is not a typo:<br /><br />Happy Mew Year!<br /><br />Can't wait to spend 2010 with all you fabulous Twitards!Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91842110682744687812009-12-31T17:28:19.432-05:002009-12-31T17:28:19.432-05:00Happy New Year Everyone!
Here's to more twitar...Happy New Year Everyone!<br />Here's to more twitarded fun in 2010!<br />Now to drool over those pictures of Rob.... Arggggg....red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45866258693567884442009-12-31T16:44:29.772-05:002009-12-31T16:44:29.772-05:00Not hit bottom? Oh, Darlings...we haven't eve...Not hit bottom? Oh, Darlings...we haven't even touched the surface of our lustiness for The Boy! At least, I haven't!<br /><br />I tried to think of some New Years resolutions and it occurred to me that maybe I should act a little more dignified when it comes to Rob in 2010. Taking consideration my/his age and all.<br /><br />Then I thought "Fuck that shit". Like I'd be able to maintain it for more than 5 seconds!<br /><br />Just when I think I can't fall deeper than I am, you guys come along and post pics like these. You "know" I've right-clickied them "for future reference and analysis", right??<br /><br />Happy New Year, girls!!! Here's to more Rob-a-tonic episodes in 2010!!TO Twicathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259102040011320988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81857576263994306042009-12-31T14:56:15.396-05:002009-12-31T14:56:15.396-05:00@Sparkle (LMAO&ditto)and @HonoG: I have been w...@Sparkle (LMAO&ditto)and @HonoG: I have been wondering why I've had so much mittelschmerzing on a daily basis ...here it was my ovaries twitching and eggs trying to escape!<br /><br />should I bring this up at my annual gyno appt? Maybe bring one of these pics of Rob to show my doc when she askes if I'm having any concerns...<br /><br />I can't understand why the guys have yet to chime in today? They seemed so at ease around here yesterday.<br /><br />Happy Remember Me&Eclipse Year!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91299262990098775632009-12-31T14:09:04.029-05:002009-12-31T14:09:04.029-05:00Has anyone seen YouTube Show: What The Buck? He do...Has anyone seen YouTube Show: What The Buck? He does a Twilight and New Moon reviews...I'm sure I am so far behind the boat launch on this one but JIC, this dude is a fucking riot!S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65578775812250436502009-12-31T14:08:26.006-05:002009-12-31T14:08:26.006-05:00How is even possible for him to deliver such a fuc...How is even possible for him to deliver such a fucking delicious gaze? He literally could smote me with one look, like in the biblical sense!!!!<br /><br />This has been a weird year for me. Some ups and downs. But who doesnt have them, right? No whiney babies here in Twitardia unless it's Twilight related. But amongst all my twists and turns Twitarded has made me smile, laugh and just fucking lose all bodily functions. So thankyou JJ and STY for a fantastic website and your warped minds. Love you guys. HAPPY NEW YEAR!Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44407978283563759092009-12-31T13:52:38.293-05:002009-12-31T13:52:38.293-05:00Thanks JJ and STY for allowing us into your lives ...Thanks JJ and STY for allowing us into your lives and joining in the irreverant humor that is Twitardia. *getting puffy-eyed and snot-nosed now* I puffy heart you girls, and wish you a fantastic evening and Happy New Year!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24356338385803234802009-12-31T13:51:44.232-05:002009-12-31T13:51:44.232-05:00@JJ & STY - Thanks for being a bright spot in ...@JJ & STY - Thanks for being a bright spot in my 09! You ladies kill me in such delightful ways and my daughter has been sent to the principals office for some of the creative language she has picked up from you through me. <br /><br />@tsharee - um, wow. You had me at giving Jon G an effing hand job!! I see a new drinking game in the making.....<br /><br />Happy New Year to all, can't wait to see what 2010 brings to the Twitard Nation!Amy Dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63172340421864181682009-12-31T13:47:01.975-05:002009-12-31T13:47:01.975-05:00Thanks JJ and STY for all the fun this year, and f...Thanks JJ and STY for all the fun this year, and for the rest of us, let's hope we all hear Robykins in our dreams speaking ever so softly to us...<br />"Hear kitty, kitty, kitty...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53076872552927230622009-12-31T13:19:34.801-05:002009-12-31T13:19:34.801-05:00Once again you gals have absolutely made my day! O...Once again you gals have absolutely made my day! One can only assume that the upward momentum will only continue into 2010 with more Robalicious/Robatonic/Robtastic/Robwardian/Robgasm (?) goodness and inappropriate, but MUCH NEEDED, commentary to expand our ever increasing lurv for all things RPattz. <br /><br />Thanks STY & JJ. Happy New Year!S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43450340635349159202009-12-31T13:02:43.235-05:002009-12-31T13:02:43.235-05:00Forgot to mention...@Teambiceps - I had my first T...Forgot to mention...@Teambiceps - I had my first Taycob dream last night. I've had several Robward dreams, but this is my first with Taycob. Why, oh why must I wake up. GAH!Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23642809384262098512009-12-31T13:01:00.988-05:002009-12-31T13:01:00.988-05:00Happy New Year ladies.
I joined the Twi-life in ...Happy New Year ladies. <br />I joined the Twi-life in July & have laughed & kitty-twitched more since then than in my whole life. <br />I cannot fucking WAIT for a new year that will include the New Moon dvd release & one hell of a party to welcome it (you are ALL invited - oh shit, gonna need a bigger house), Eclipse (my favorite book - bring it on - chapter 20, the tent scene & the Jacob kiss), and maybe (just maybe) Breaking-fucking-Dawn (which is all I can call it now).<br />Thank you, awesome women (and men) for cracking me up & making me moist! You all rock. And keep bringing us hot, hot, HOT pics of Rob - btw, what I'm willing to do to get a piece of that can't even be mentioned...oh, and I'm pretty sure it's mostly illegal.Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29660255436258421832009-12-31T12:55:46.619-05:002009-12-31T12:55:46.619-05:00Happy new year girls! Wishing you a Twi-filled 201...Happy new year girls! Wishing you a Twi-filled 2010!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77337880766314244612009-12-31T12:34:04.924-05:002009-12-31T12:34:04.924-05:00Sincere thanks for all the Rob/Twilight mania that...Sincere thanks for all the Rob/Twilight mania that has been min my life for the last year.<br /><br />This time last year, I was listening to all the audio tapes..I even grew to recognize Iliyana's voice!!!<br /><br />I do not remember how I found Twitarded and my fellow twitards, but I was given many belly laughs, smiles, and of course, The Precious in all his splendor.<br />I also learned some truly epic profanity and slang.<br /><br />Be safe and happy this evening, and may 2010 find us all laughing in the same manner.jaimanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74744153442339202962009-12-31T12:17:13.750-05:002009-12-31T12:17:13.750-05:00Finally...I've found a community of Twilight f...Finally...I've found a community of Twilight fiends as f*ing goofy for Robert Pattinson and Twilight Universe as I am. It feels so good to be understood *sniff*. Thanks guys...oh, I can totally relate to JJ's kitty...MEOW!!Emmmalicious Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079008493265917038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26611154618804826902009-12-31T12:16:16.141-05:002009-12-31T12:16:16.141-05:00Happy NYE Twitardes!! Thanks so much JJ and STY fo...Happy NYE Twitardes!! Thanks so much JJ and STY for making this blog, hope for much more getting nothing done because we stare at Robporn all day in 2010.<br /><br />@HG Egg jumping LMFAO!<br /><br />@MMmoxie 16 Candles... Classic!<br /><br />@Sparkle my Mom's pastor actually referred to Edward as the devil once during a bible study (for real) not kidding. So I to am willing to fuck Satan..and give my Mom a heartattack in the process. But I've always been a sucker for English accents anyway. I think Rob would be a fuckhawt King Henry the VIII that's my ultimate fantasy role for him.<br /><br />My NY resolution in to finish the 1000 piece Edward puzzle but he is fucking hard (that's what she said)! Finishing him is the only way my DH will let me mount Edward in the house err... mount the puzzle I mean.twi-obsessionwillbethecauseofmydivorcenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37644501565481634602009-12-31T12:05:16.818-05:002009-12-31T12:05:16.818-05:00Fuh...fuh...what? Will have to go back and read p...Fuh...fuh...what? Will have to go back and read post after finished slobbering over photos. Shit! Is there a bad photo of him anywhere? Okay, some of the drunkRob photos aren't the greatest - still lickable, though!! Thanks for a great year!! I didn't find you two until March/Aprilish but it has been great! Nice to know that I'm not as far out in left field as my family thinks I am!!<br /><br />Happy New Year, 'tards!<br /><br />RNinja TwiNerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590600890810669818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15491824592302403462009-12-31T11:27:17.216-05:002009-12-31T11:27:17.216-05:00@Sparkle - OMFG...or should that be OMFS?! I have ...@Sparkle - OMFG...or should that be OMFS?! I have read all of the follow-up comments to this post as they've poured in and yours is hands down the absolute best.<br /><br />Thank you for putting into words what I (and I'm thinking others) could not.<br /><br />Lisa<br /><br />P.S.: If anyone missed it, RAoR has the audio mp3 for the birthday kiss "moan" and just listening to that gives me an ovary twitch.17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33146607736410638572009-12-31T10:52:59.193-05:002009-12-31T10:52:59.193-05:00You guys have been the bright spot in the shitties...You guys have been the bright spot in the shittiest year of my life...sometimes lit'rally laughing me out of a sobbing state.<br />However...about Rob...I am beginning to think he may be Satan. Think about all you have been taught (southern Baptist [lapsed] upbringing here)<br />Before Rob:<br />I didn't like scruff/beards<br />I didn't like unwashed hair<br />Never got the ovary twitch over Brits<br />I didn't like tattoos on men (CW&IA)<br />NO piercings (see above ref)<br />Not turned on by Nerds (Daniel Gayle GAAAAAA)<br /><br />How the hale can one man NEVER take a bad picture? Change every stereotype you have of the "perfect man"?<br />When that spoiler clip of the porn-moan-kiss came out I actually felt my ovaries twitch...no joke! Never have I looked at anything that made an internal organ MOVE!<br />So, in true Bella style, I considered...Is he Satan?...and decided IT DOESN'T MATTER. <br />So all you pussies saying you would kick a puppy..meh...I am saying obviously I am willing to fuck Satan.<br />Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?Sparklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11206780234496940943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13603332940966571432009-12-31T10:16:25.253-05:002009-12-31T10:16:25.253-05:00Um... first of all... go read this one shot now an...Um... first of all... go read this one shot now and LAUGH YOUR ARSE OFF!!! This is our style of laugh out loud...TRUST!!!! End this year w/ a fan fic BANG! (Like you're gonna do any real work today anyway...and it's a one shot..go...now!)<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5623917/1/I_Wanna_Eff_You_Like_a_Masochistic_Lion<br /><br />Next...holy freakin hell, those pics. Ummm...okay...that pretty much does wrap up the year. Actually, Red Bella, can you print that last pic up on a blanket for me so I can just wrap myself up in it???? That is my kinda new years fireworks!!!mrsjbreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05762130025394649836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20555264728572652492009-12-31T09:52:45.691-05:002009-12-31T09:52:45.691-05:00That pic was published in Rolling Stone, and I hav...That pic was published in Rolling Stone, and I have a subscription. The minute I saw it I took it to work and had it laminated. It's been hanging on my wall there ever since. Of all the pics I've seen of RPattz, that is hands-down one of the sexiest ever. Holy Christ.Cassienoreply@blogger.com