tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post2331295254513618544..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: I Wanna Be Rob's BodyguardSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70217317305231851522011-04-29T10:43:23.417-04:002011-04-29T10:43:23.417-04:00Bwahahahaha! I had tears from laughing my ass off...Bwahahahaha! I had tears from laughing my ass off at this post, LKW! You have the ratio of regular bodyguards to Twitard bodyguards on LOCK. And I, too, gigglesnorted at the chicklet teeth comment. Hilarious!!<br><br>Oh, and "open-door knob-job policy" made me literally pee a little. Mostly because at first, all I could see in my head was a door knob. Then all I could see was you wrapping your hot mouth around said door knob, showing The Pretay just how lucky he is to have you as a bodyguard. Just sayin'. Had to excuse myself from the laptop at that.Lindsay Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69756907364902948032010-07-21T20:52:58.850-04:002010-07-21T20:52:58.850-04:00Bwahahahaha! I had tears from laughing my ass off...Bwahahahaha! I had tears from laughing my ass off at this post, LKW! You have the ratio of regular bodyguards to Twitard bodyguards on LOCK. And I, too, gigglesnorted at the chicklet teeth comment. Hilarious!!<br /><br />Oh, and "open-door knob-job policy" made me literally pee a little. Mostly because at first, all I could see in my head was a door knob. Then all I could see was you wrapping your hot mouth around said door knob, showing The Pretay just how lucky he is to have you as a bodyguard. Just sayin'. Had to excuse myself from the laptop at that.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83719293597683042152010-07-21T18:12:05.050-04:002010-07-21T18:12:05.050-04:00Growing up, my brother used to contantly torment m...Growing up, my brother used to contantly torment me about my "chicklet teeth". I am officially cowering in the corner in the fetal position having PTSD flashbacks.<br />But if you do get this job, (which I think would be a damn good idea)I've got the midwest covered for you. I dare any teen whore to get near him while I'm on duty. GrrrrrPurpleWhipped Cupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13622240544673179112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56132334867797231412010-07-21T17:02:29.795-04:002010-07-21T17:02:29.795-04:00LKW - OMG, the chicklet teeth! Yeah, such a hazard...LKW - OMG, the chicklet teeth! Yeah, such a hazard for The Precious. You'd be great.. however, I'd be more then happy to join the team of bodyguards.. I once heard I could suck chrome off a tailpipe...Jaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13923215065360722129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85091854644794678012010-07-21T16:49:02.590-04:002010-07-21T16:49:02.590-04:00JJ has standards? I am SHOCKED.JJ has standards? I am SHOCKED.kintailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11804810525874407597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35832817133237039792010-07-21T13:44:36.538-04:002010-07-21T13:44:36.538-04:00THanks, LKW. Now I'll get no more work done t...THanks, LKW. Now I'll get no more work done this morning what with the BJ images. And you know, his mamma raised him to be such a gentleman, he'd be sure to reciprocate. Sign me up . . .spottysmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10775998507986770941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87413470953867266462010-07-21T12:40:35.484-04:002010-07-21T12:40:35.484-04:00@STY ROFLMAO!!!!@STY ROFLMAO!!!!Smittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42052648743725472072010-07-21T11:27:41.954-04:002010-07-21T11:27:41.954-04:00Say it. Out Loud.
I have big Chicklet teeth.
Are...Say it. Out Loud.<br /><br /><i>I have big Chicklet teeth.</i><br /><br />Are you afraid?<br /><br /><i>Only of Latchkey Wife.</i><br /><br />She won't hurt me...but you're on your own, Spidermonkey.Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14879316712277114292010-07-21T11:02:20.646-04:002010-07-21T11:02:20.646-04:00I'll be the Canadian connection! Sign me up! ...I'll be the Canadian connection! Sign me up! Muhahaha!red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5237255241967475432010-07-21T10:47:30.807-04:002010-07-21T10:47:30.807-04:00I think we should just start labeling Latchkey'...I think we should just start labeling Latchkey's posts "potential restraining orders" because, yeah. That. <br /><br />I would also lurv to be RPattz's bodyguard, for what it's worth. I'll protect him from rabid fan girls, get him six packs of Heineken, Hot Pockets, smokes and, well, attend to whatever else it is that he may need. <br /><br />I draw the line at fecal matter and money shots, however. A girl has to have <i>some</i> standards, after all.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82072780247108360202010-07-21T09:50:39.471-04:002010-07-21T09:50:39.471-04:00Omfg, the chiclet teeth. SO true! They really are ...Omfg, the chiclet teeth. SO true! They really are distracting. <br /><br />And dammit, it looks like you've really got what it takes to keep Rob happy and those crazy bitches in line.filthylawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06288489652391991890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-900412374450820252010-07-21T08:09:52.185-04:002010-07-21T08:09:52.185-04:00Fucking brilliant LKW. You totally have the right ...Fucking brilliant LKW. You totally have the right skill set for this gig. Ninja stealth, ability to set booby (eh eh, booby) traps and a deft hand and mouth with a cock. That's like bodyguarding for dummies. <br /><br />God, those chiclet teeth. Everytime Bella appeared on screen it was all I could look at, which really distracted me from the pretty. Thanks KStew, thanks for ruining yet another thing for me.Refined Hoorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11688323735882480509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33692694644197589372010-07-21T08:08:27.737-04:002010-07-21T08:08:27.737-04:00We can be the Twitarded Protection Team - each of ...We can be the Twitarded Protection Team - each of us will be assigned to cover him in a different part of the country! <br /><br />@layna.lane - Don't feel too bad... I have big chicklet teeth too!! I think I just do a better job at covering them up than KStew!!<br /><br />@Rob's Bitch - He totally just doubled his bodyguard staff... I'm ok with that.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75164489124714291682010-07-21T07:30:28.661-04:002010-07-21T07:30:28.661-04:00Come awwwn, LKW - that is totally you in the 3rd p...Come awwwn, LKW - that is totally you in the 3rd picture with the necklock on him, the copycat RayBans and Amanda Seyfried wig! I wonder what your other hand was doing at the time, hmmmmm? Might account for his expression.<br /><br />Elle207Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73786517639588691872010-07-21T07:29:08.761-04:002010-07-21T07:29:08.761-04:00Well I volunteer to be his Texas connection then. ...Well I volunteer to be his Texas connection then. You all know everything is bigger in Texas...including our blowjobs. ha ha. So being down here no one would think to look behind the multitude of twilight treasures I fill my home with. I could comfortably tie him up with leather straps and to keep him relaxed I guess I can force myself to fuck the shit out of his brains daily....ok twice daily if needed. We don't want to upset the precious. :D It's a tough job but yes, a twitard must do it.Froggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11324130737231259816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45208791849869382852010-07-21T06:52:57.078-04:002010-07-21T06:52:57.078-04:00chicklet teeth, PMSL!!!
I have always maintained ...chicklet teeth, PMSL!!!<br /><br />I have always maintained that a Twitard should be in charge of his security. Teenaged girls would stand no chance against one of us! Never come between a Twitard and the precious, you will lose and it will be embarrassing!!!<br /><br />And, dammit, if it can't be me, then at least it could be someone who makes me laugh my ass off on an almost daily basis and lurves RPattz just as much. Many a bj and zero cost? He'd be a fool to turn down such a lucrative offer!Smittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66638123827278663312010-07-21T04:51:21.029-04:002010-07-21T04:51:21.029-04:00Hey dammit I have chiclet teeth but at least mine ...Hey dammit I have chiclet teeth but at least mine are all proportionate to each other and don't look out of place in my head LOL <br /><br />But shit yes, any excuse to extract the Stew is okay with me! <br /><br />What's a post without chiclet teeth, a uterus and a one legged man?Laynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17676654472263849797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23184335417773891712010-07-21T01:20:41.800-04:002010-07-21T01:20:41.800-04:00I really hope Rob Googles bodyguards someday....Te...I really hope Rob Googles bodyguards someday....Teehee. Chiclet teeth! I am dying! Chiclet! <br /><br />@LKW I love you, you dirty bird you.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-92233123246000038182010-07-21T00:24:36.752-04:002010-07-21T00:24:36.752-04:00Holy crap, lmao to the point of asthma attack agai...Holy crap, lmao to the point of asthma attack again...<br /><br />I'd like to sign up to cover Rob's European (blow)jobs, please! My house is waaay secluded. I have no neighbours. At all. So unless there are some cows in the area with an unhealthy RPattz obsession he'd be (relatively ;D) safe at my place. Unless my mom was around. She'd totally try to cut his "bloody messy mop"...*shudder*Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3637810664273062772010-07-20T23:48:27.446-04:002010-07-20T23:48:27.446-04:00OH, LKW - I love you. Okay, so here are some inter...OH, LKW - I love you. Okay, so here are some interesting facts and reasons to support your idea: more and more women are getting into the profession; you'd be the perfect undercover buffer - all those crazy bitches would think you were "one of them!" and then WHAM - you turn the tables; as a NEw Englandah, I think we...I mean, you, have a unique perspective to offer, and by default, excellent emergency getaway driving skills which might come in handy; and why the hell not try for a femme version of The Bodyguard? Right? Picture it: you're Kevin Costner but younger, sexy and with an accent. Rob's a manly and talented version of Whitney Houston. Magic. Minus the melodrama and bad fashion (unless it's Rob we're referring to).<br />So, I have one question: where do I sign up? We can be the New England duo...if Maine can't hide him, I'm sure we can find a place where I am. ;)Laura Dwyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06431763871383485726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63166891557411541782010-07-20T23:40:18.573-04:002010-07-20T23:40:18.573-04:00not the best post :(not the best post :(unhappynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11501858514543639212010-07-20T22:50:15.081-04:002010-07-20T22:50:15.081-04:00You know for a fact Dean doesn't blow him, Kat...You know for a fact Dean doesn't blow him, Kathy Bates?<br /><br />After this post, Rob just ordered up 11 more.Robs Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02663302181812955540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43365459974107904272010-07-20T22:21:44.825-04:002010-07-20T22:21:44.825-04:00@LKW - Love the chicklet references from last two ...@LKW - Love the chicklet references from last two posts! By the end of Eclipse I wanted to punch KStew in the mouth to get rid of those monsters.<br /><br />And let me know if Rob is willing to do yard work - I have a lot of projects that need to get done!kintailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11804810525874407597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24527071590636486272010-07-20T22:09:58.151-04:002010-07-20T22:09:58.151-04:00you are simply the most qualified for the position...you are simply the most qualified for the position.<br />hilarious post! <br />if rob HAS to hang around someone 24-7 why not get a few bjs out of it? seems logical to me:)RobzSingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314636396926209432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24649945647807287722010-07-20T21:35:46.358-04:002010-07-20T21:35:46.358-04:00I'm with @ Twilight Junkie
Having said that, ...I'm with @ Twilight Junkie<br /><br />Having said that, I wouldn't knock back a chance to get him on his knees. That would be oh soooo good! <br /><br />PMSL @ Twi-Hearted<br />'So should I include a head shot with my application...or just a mouth shot?'ivegotitbad2https://www.blogger.com/profile/00295457819846069452noreply@blogger.com