tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post2866417573800788048..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: I Slept with Jenny JerkfaceSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18456671935829473252011-04-29T11:15:06.807-04:002011-04-29T11:15:06.807-04:00Oooo I'm 2nd that awesome, I'm usually com...Oooo I'm 2nd that awesome, I'm usually comment 657890. Okay so what did I learn about my roomies... my older roomy is as awesome on the weekends after many long hours in the car as she is on the weekdays after lots of sleep. So that was pretty fanfuckingtastic, because she and I work together and there was no way I would've been able to avoid her if this trip had gone horribly wrong. My younger roomy, on the other hand, I learned is, how do I put this nicely, a spoiled, obnoxious, moody, self-abosrbed little twit and if I never spend another minute in her presence it will be too soon! I wanted to punch her in the fucking head about 10 million times between Friday at 3:30 am (when her Fiance texted her and woke us all up) and when I got home at 9:00pm on Sunday evening when she so graciously allowed me to take 2 of the doughnuts she insisted we stop and get for her aforementioned Fiance on our already 13.5 hour long trek back home(that I paid for BTW because she didn't have any cash and damn if I was gonna let her hour long trek to VooDoo doughnuts end without the fucking doughnuts!) <br>All in all FFOOORRRKKKSSS was fuckawesome and I hope to see all you lovely twats again real soon!norcaltwitardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15252760978967515072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-57581667793951621582011-04-29T11:15:06.537-04:002011-04-29T11:15:06.537-04:00Hmmm, what did I learn about my FOOOORRRKKKSSS ro...Hmmm, what did I learn about my FOOOORRRKKKSSS roomie?<br><br>She has a surprisingly high tolerance for listening to my drunk 2 am rambles - even though she's completely sober.<br><br>She will wake me up from my nap, right on time, with a Derry to spoon me.<br><br>You should be careful with her around bodies of water and Mini Es and Js - she might end up diving into the Pacific to save them, and then your shower will be toootally covered in sand. Which she will be finding in her pockets days later.<br><br>And mostly? SHE'S TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.<br><br>I love you, Toey :)Fooorkspimphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11623571812495454682011-04-29T11:15:06.267-04:002011-04-29T11:15:06.267-04:00Hey Twitarded ladies,This is totally random, but a...Hey Twitarded ladies,<br><br>This is totally random, but are y'all planning on coming to New Orleans for Breaking Dawn filming? If you can mayhem in a small town like Forks, imagine what you can do on Bourbon! Think about it! Would love to meet for drinks if you come!Ashtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39308625872973249512010-10-13T14:47:35.859-04:002010-10-13T14:47:35.859-04:00First off I'd just like to say TK I look forwa...First off I'd just like to say TK I look forward to your posts here on Twitarded..Welcome..<br /><br />As far as my Roomie in FORKS..Micki_Martini does NOT snore..and she's cool as fuck..I miss, miss, miss her, she can hike the shit outta any beach..me, I had to turn back halfway as I got nervous with no phone reception and thinking.. If I have a heart attack who the fuck's going to help me?? She sooo could.. being in the medical proffession, but I didn't want to PROVE it..I miss all you Forks H00rs..Looking forward to doing it all over again..FOOOOOOOORKSpeatDouble_Dippinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12482193369280244252010-10-12T21:34:34.082-04:002010-10-12T21:34:34.082-04:00well i guess if lindsayrae is moving in with toey ...well i guess if lindsayrae is moving in with toey & pimpt, then musie and me will be happy to room with hypo vag next go 'round. sounds fanfuckintastic!<br /><br />hey musie - lets get the jacuzzi suite, eh?<br /><br />~ derryneverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83420929508656338362010-10-11T20:15:59.620-04:002010-10-11T20:15:59.620-04:00I took my daughter and we had 2 queen beds, so the...I took my daughter and we had 2 queen beds, so there were no surprises and there was no smooshing. But, I think next time I'll go by myself and hook up with you strangers. That will force me to interact more and not be so shy, I won't have to worry about freaking my daughter out, and I won't have to pay her way!<br /><br />And I chose that word "strangers" deliberately!TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85908420521305273882010-10-11T16:03:42.128-04:002010-10-11T16:03:42.128-04:00@Twilove1_Sue I just want to point out that I slep...@Twilove1_Sue I just want to point out that I slept with @17ForeverLisa a few months ago and she's a great bedfellow. And our STD profiles all came back negative so you can stop worrying now. <br /><br />Re: Mrs. P - IKR?!? She's like...umm....hot?!? GAH. ;-pMama Cougarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259517914856346992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83439107230147604352010-10-11T15:53:25.007-04:002010-10-11T15:53:25.007-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mama Cougarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259517914856346992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73422778521005537602010-10-11T15:28:16.546-04:002010-10-11T15:28:16.546-04:00I'm proud to say that I spent 4 lovely nights ...I'm proud to say that I spent 4 lovely nights sleeping with the fabulous 17foreverlisa and was not disappointed :) I can also attest that Mrs P really is always beautiful and put together and CullenaryCurser really does curse 24/7. Mwahhhhhh to my FOOOOOORRRRKKSS roomies!!!TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51911172666076033182010-10-11T15:24:09.846-04:002010-10-11T15:24:09.846-04:00It's a damn good thing I roomed with @tatoomic...It's a damn good thing I roomed with @tatoomickey & @LivingWithEdward because if JJ and I had shared a room, our combined decibel levels may have shaken the foundation of the FORKS Motel. Luckily, thanks to that h00r @17ForeverLisa, my roomies all had the opportunity to hear me snore on her fucking blog and know what they were in for. <br /><br />I LOVED my roomies....but then again, I knew I would. LwE is adorbz and since she's allergic to booze, there was ZERO chance TM & I would find our liquor stash raided! Plus, she was a huge help when it came to chosing my very first Pocket Edward. <br /><br />TM and I had already cruised together, although this was our first time spooning in FORKS. She's the motherfucking bomb diggity and made our room look awesome with all her decorations.<br /><br />Next time, @CullenClanCrazy needs to join us, because I FLOVE her too. <br /><br />FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKKKKSSSSS 2011!!! <br /><br />MCMama Cougarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259517914856346992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-4719071297314426072010-10-11T11:20:02.724-04:002010-10-11T11:20:02.724-04:00I learned that my friend Beth gets acid reflux pre...I learned that my friend Beth gets acid reflux pretty bad at night. I woke up in the middle of the night...er early morning to her sitting strait up in bed. It totally creeped me the fuck out! I was like "What the FUCK??!!" Apparently she was slepping like that. GAH!!Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15202763887815027802010-10-11T09:26:16.308-04:002010-10-11T09:26:16.308-04:00Friends, I have seen that elbow in my face and hav...Friends, I have seen that elbow in my face and have heard that snore in person (the audio doesn't even really do it justice but I was laughing so hard that i had to run because i was afraid if i woke her up she'd murder me) - i'd sleep with her again but YES bring ear plugs!<br /><br />i also enjoyed sharing a room with myg and would like to note that she's not crabby in the morning and is a good spooner. or spoonee.Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45575879695503764592010-10-11T09:11:34.826-04:002010-10-11T09:11:34.826-04:00I have shared many a bed in my lifetime (What? I&#...I have shared many a bed in my lifetime (What? I'm poor and travel a lot) and no one else has ever complained. <br /><br />I did ask ML if I've slept in the "lounging on the beach" position before, because honestly -- that baffles even me. <br /><br />And apparently I do. <br /><br />@VitaminR70 - Sorry, but if I'm up, everyone is up. Those are the rules. ;)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63280154367856248402010-10-11T07:38:44.625-04:002010-10-11T07:38:44.625-04:00It's fun reading about everyone's roommate...It's fun reading about everyone's roommates. Just wish more girls chimed in. And, I wonder what Jen wrote in her original comment to have to have it deleted, LoL.Nessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71947305468200489512010-10-11T01:01:07.902-04:002010-10-11T01:01:07.902-04:00Holy shit balls I am drunk and should not be allow...Holy shit balls I am drunk and should not be allowed to post.....fml.Twired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81606039610139212782010-10-11T00:59:19.570-04:002010-10-11T00:59:19.570-04:00umm...I mean "Loner" not "Longer&qu...umm...I mean "Loner" not "Longer"...wtf??!! Too much wine....Twired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15290516103586236282010-10-11T00:57:45.549-04:002010-10-11T00:57:45.549-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Twired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82297294625615484912010-10-11T00:42:00.871-04:002010-10-11T00:42:00.871-04:00Awwwww thanks LKW. I think you forget the fact th...Awwwww thanks LKW. I think you forget the fact that I kept you up every night smoking hookahs on the deck with @Kitty_Elvis and drinking wine with @JennyJerkface but I am glad you pnly remember the good stuff. <br /><br />LKW was the bestest roommate ever. My favorite moments were curling up on the bed with her iPad and watching Rob vids and exclaiming every few seconds..."Jesus Mother Fucking Hamster Fucker he is so fucking hot." Sigh.<br /><br />I would like to add that New Moon FSE was also a very good roommate. So hot, pensive, protective and brooding. My only complaint is that he wasn't 3 dimensional for my,ahem,viewing pleasure.<br /><br />Oh and JJ was not my roommate but LKW and I did share a wall with her, Myg and STY. The first morning in Forks she banged on our wall and woke us up at 7:30am....and I totally knew it was her. We did get her back by jumping on her in bed the last day. Now that was a sight to see...and, yes, the first word out of her mouth was "Fuck". <br /><br />I miss my Forks Wife...and all of you. Sniff.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54722432109079081692010-10-11T00:04:32.469-04:002010-10-11T00:04:32.469-04:00Hey Twitarded ladies,
This is totally random, but...Hey Twitarded ladies,<br /><br />This is totally random, but are y'all planning on coming to New Orleans for Breaking Dawn filming? If you can mayhem in a small town like Forks, imagine what you can do on Bourbon! Think about it! Would love to meet for drinks if you come!Ashtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79159974605105408272010-10-10T23:46:04.144-04:002010-10-10T23:46:04.144-04:00What did I learn about my Pimpy...
well, she'...What did I learn about my Pimpy...<br /><br />well, she's very chatty at 2am ...which is damned cute.<br /><br />She can sleep through just about anything....thank goodness. I believe there was a snoring incident where I woke her up, but she claims I was only moaning for Rob in my sleep...bless her little heart.<br /><br />You're gonna wanna watch her around the local boys. They are drawn to her like bees to honey and will even follow her home.<br /><br />She is delighted by EVERYTHING and everyone.... and I miss her so damned much.<br /><br />@Lindsay....I also give you an open invitation. Of course our bewbies will need to fight for space on the bed...but I suspect we can sort it out. MWUA!!!!Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84329950359034231002010-10-10T22:53:37.987-04:002010-10-10T22:53:37.987-04:00Except for the snoring of DangrDonna all was well ...Except for the snoring of DangrDonna all was well in all my rooms. Living with Edward, DangrDonna and I all seemed to travel well together (at least I hope they would say the same). Next time, I will definitely take ear plugs :)Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1388181067709783362010-10-10T22:45:11.120-04:002010-10-10T22:45:11.120-04:00:-D :-D :-D Lindsay Rae, you are welcome in my be...:-D :-D :-D Lindsay Rae, you are welcome in my bed any night, as long as you don't mind my Rob/Taycob pillowcase, courtesy of Toey. (Still sleep with it at home, js) I would love to use your ample bosoms as pillow #2, for the record.<br /><br />And I fucking miss you. Live closer than Oregon. Now, please. <br /><br />THREE DAYS WAS NOWHERE NEAR LONG ENOUGH :(Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73045680305115215912010-10-10T22:35:36.134-04:002010-10-10T22:35:36.134-04:00Hm. The only thing I learned was that Derry is a ...Hm. The only thing I learned was that Derry is a skankbag. She slept with me Thursday, switched beds to sleep with HisMyticMuse Friday (bed to myself FTW!), then when Billi Cullen showed up on Saturday, she slept in a bed w her. Whore. We had a great time talking about shmexy hubbies, fanfic, sparklepeens, and glow-in-the-dark glitter vibes. Oh, and Unicorn Pops!<br /><br />I warned my roomies about my snoring, and totes brought a nice big box o' earplugs, but nobody used them. Either bc they were too drunk to remember, or bc they didn't give a shit, and had DHs at home that also lived a double life as a nocturnal tree-cutting apparatus. <br /><br />I can say that I was up first everyday but that evil Time-To-Fly-Home Day. I'm a night owl and an early bird, so I was drinkin late and still up for the first shower. <br /><br />Did I mention that I don't do coffee? <br /><br />Oh, and not that I didn't completely love Derry and Musie (they're totes my lovahs fo' life), but I'm gonna petition to snuggle with Pimpy and Toey next year. Because I didn't get to spent enough time with them, and I cried when they left me for the airport :'( I'm such a weepy vag for those bitches.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49647647351449546682010-10-10T22:14:23.655-04:002010-10-10T22:14:23.655-04:00Hmmm, what did I learn about my FOOOORRRKKKSSS ro...Hmmm, what did I learn about my FOOOORRRKKKSSS roomie?<br /><br />She has a surprisingly high tolerance for listening to my drunk 2 am rambles - even though she's completely sober.<br /><br />She will wake me up from my nap, right on time, with a Derry to spoon me.<br /><br />You should be careful with her around bodies of water and Mini Es and Js - she might end up diving into the Pacific to save them, and then your shower will be toootally covered in sand. Which she will be finding in her pockets days later.<br /><br />And mostly? SHE'S TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.<br /><br />I love you, Toey :)Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41303095073988478952010-10-10T22:12:56.987-04:002010-10-10T22:12:56.987-04:00Damn @red_bella beat me to 2nd!Damn @red_bella beat me to 2nd!norcaltwitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15252760978967515072noreply@blogger.com