tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3011855006343188467..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: New Moon Musings... by Mommy (not a)JerkfaceSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2779519423072029762009-12-12T04:38:52.033-05:002009-12-12T04:38:52.033-05:00@Z Any Mouse - I'm glad you could see my point...@Z Any Mouse - I'm glad you could see my point even if you can excuse it. :)<br /><br />@Luciana - Glad to hear you'll be commenting more. I was a lurker too for quite a few months. Now - I wouldn't know what to do without my Twitards and their comments.<br /><br />WordVerif: aporm. "Yes, Rob, I'll do aporm with you. But I'm warning you, it may require quite a few takes to get it juuuust right."StarlitVioletshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14276867612951297293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68683817232795389942009-12-11T20:42:53.355-05:002009-12-11T20:42:53.355-05:00When M(na)J wrote 'picking off his sparkles...When M(na)J wrote 'picking off his sparkles' I completely busted out laughing! That is HYSTERICAL!!!!<br /><br />I think it's cute that your parents went to see the movie :)designgirlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10472011363160534323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34295604592427087342009-12-11T20:05:48.958-05:002009-12-11T20:05:48.958-05:00I'm way late to this party too, but have to ch...I'm way late to this party too, but have to chime in my love for Mom(na)Jerk! I wishwishwish my mom would get behind my Twilight obsession, but she just thinks I'm wasting my time (and like my other Twitards, she has no idea how much time I actually waste on it). I tried to explain it to her, since I am a non-drinking alcoholic, as "my new scotch and soda". I think she gets it now! ;) But now she's probably too scared to dive in. I must be like a Twilight pusher or something.... LOL! Everyone should be so lucky as to feel this love. They don't know what they're missing, IMO. Weak ass people.... ;)<br /><br />Love you JJ, now love your mom too!<br /><br />Word Veri: grasp. I think I grasp the nature of my obsession....Mr. Pattinson....vermonstermom4edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978750356306971568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80218814148865352042009-12-11T10:35:06.404-05:002009-12-11T10:35:06.404-05:00Two things you should know.
1) in Irish, Mna is &...Two things you should know.<br /><br />1) in Irish, Mna is "ladies" or "women". you make me chuckle.<br /><br />2) I nominate a NYC viewing of New Moon, and I also invite myself along to the screening. As I think I love your mother and want to be adopted in a sad orphan at Christmastime kinda way.funnybecauseitstruehttp://www.nomness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3330621421490859742009-12-11T02:22:39.929-05:002009-12-11T02:22:39.929-05:00I have heard so many people say that basically...
...I have heard so many people say that basically...<br /><br />In the book = Team Edward<br />In the movie = Team Jacob<br /><br />And I've got to admit, which I never, ever, ever dreamed I would, that I much rather Jacob personified, rather than Jacob written!<br /><br />Your parents rock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88554709022135699302009-12-11T00:22:39.241-05:002009-12-11T00:22:39.241-05:00@JJ--Wow. M(na)J is totally fucked this year when ...@JJ--Wow. M(na)J is totally fucked this year when it comes to her Christmas list. She has a ton of new adoptees to buy for. Because I'm nice (why are you laughing?), she can just get me a gift card. Something simple from Bergdorff's or Tiffany's will be fine. Please pass along that message. Mwah! You're a doll!TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18724292731095660042009-12-10T20:06:03.277-05:002009-12-10T20:06:03.277-05:00@StarlitViolets Aww , thank you , you´re really s...@StarlitViolets Aww , thank you , you´re really sweet , I´ve been reading Twitarded for like ... 5 months or something but I usually dont comment , from now on I´ll always write here =]<br /><br />@Banshee713 it´s awful,isn´t it ? I keep asking people 'did you watched New Moon ?'like I didnt care about it in the hopes that they will reveal themselves twilight fans but they don´t ... lol <br /><br />I guess maybe I live with too many boring peopleL. https://www.blogger.com/profile/16440612575109146277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40109070604372046962009-12-10T18:50:04.445-05:002009-12-10T18:50:04.445-05:00The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Like...The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Like mother, like daughter. "picking off his sparkles"...Bella sucking the life out"..."no joy in Bellaville"...I can't go on I'm blind from tears of laughter! My Mum is in heaven so I envy you greatly so your Mum needs to adopt me too. I'm in the hopeless situation of only having one slightly Twitarded friend and I also love True Blood and my husband HATES anything to do with quote "that vampire shit" unquote. Twi-obsessionwillbethecauseofmydivorce is the best name ever, it's so me! Also, answer me how you can be Team Jacob but totally lust Rob and hate Bella and Breaking Dawn & be Twitarded?Stacked Like Sookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03821070868707750937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84138179350404939142009-12-10T17:47:31.698-05:002009-12-10T17:47:31.698-05:00OMG that has me rolling and roaring out loud!!!
J...OMG that has me rolling and roaring out loud!!!<br /><br />Just when I thought I could not read anything funnier on this blog from you guys and it comes from M/D (na) J and their funny-as-hell observations!!!<br /><br />Tell her YES it is absolutely better the 2nd time. If she is team dogbreath, i think your mom WILL like Eclipse, a lot!!<br /><br />Also, tell M(na)J I think she has a future in writing Twilight fanfiction!!!<br /><br />;)JunieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60858734918959474592009-12-10T17:38:39.311-05:002009-12-10T17:38:39.311-05:00Your Mom rocks! I'm trying to convince mine to...Your Mom rocks! I'm trying to convince mine to watch Twilight with me. If she survives, I'll show her NM too when we get the DVD ... don't want to expose her to the fandemonium in theaters. So we'll see... But she does like Rob. The first time I showed her some pics of NM (Bella and Edward and Jake) she said that "wow that yellow-eyed boy is really handsome..."WhyIstheRumAlwaysGonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11171460182401203000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67881945880587313402009-12-10T17:38:36.369-05:002009-12-10T17:38:36.369-05:00OK, I don't have the time right now to read al...OK, I don't have the time right now to read all of the comments, but I real wanted to make this one...this is the best line EVER:<br /><br />"He spends his days in a morose stupor, picking off his sparkles."<br /><br />JJ, I love your mother.TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16170921597545605792009-12-10T17:18:13.138-05:002009-12-10T17:18:13.138-05:00Still PMSL over picking off his sparkles and no jo...Still PMSL over picking off his sparkles and no joy in Bellaville. Bella is a whiny, self involved, ungrateful bitch. <br /><br />MnaJ is hilarious.<br /><br />LOL...word ver-- belas...is that irony?<br /><br />TigerlilyRose<br /><a href="http://tigerlilystirade.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Tigerlily's Tirade</a>TigerlilyRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01344116294740739990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28183294532997011062009-12-10T16:33:10.369-05:002009-12-10T16:33:10.369-05:00I. Love. M(n a)J!!! Epic WIN with "picking of...I. Love. M(n a)J!!! Epic WIN with "picking off his sparkles!" She is totally a great mom (and your dad! Braving the opening!!!)<br /><br />I saw New Moon for the first time last night (I've got a 3 yr old and 1 yr old and a job outside the house too, sigh). I left Mr.WordyDoodles with them and met a friend at the 9 PM showing. <br /><br />She brought the wine hidden in her bag, which made it all so fabulous!<br /><br />I'm 32, and noticed that I related to the older parent characters-- Charlie ROCKED!!! I SO felt sorry for him when he kept comforting Bella when she'd wake up screaming. I was like, "oh man, he's got a toddler all over again! That's a devoted papa to lose so much sleep for his girl." <br /><br />Also, I love the chase scene with Victoria. Really elegant how Weitz shows, for just a second, a crow flying, its wings flapping slowly, to give perspective on the speed the vamp and werewolves are moving at.<br /><br />I was "meh" about Dakota Fanning as Jane. I didn't feel the fear so much. LOVED the actor who plays Aro (also does a brilliant Tony Blair and does great in "Dirty Filthy Love").<br /><br />Like everyone, I loved the camera circling to show the passage of time. <br /><br />Did that ghostly Edward seem kind of silly to anyone else? It reminded me of a 70s special effect.<br /><br />PS Can I just say that four Romeo and Julietish previews with two having Amanda Seyfried was kind of much? But I understand they're targeting their demographic. And they looked like something I would have LOOOVED back in the day. :)WordyDoodleshttp://www.wordydoodles.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75970674629852874282009-12-10T15:10:38.064-05:002009-12-10T15:10:38.064-05:00SO very late to the party, but I had a craptastic ...SO very late to the party, but I had a craptastic day yesterday as some of you already know.<br /><br />At any rate, loved the post, love MnaJF, and I could totally see Justin Timberlake doing an SNL skit to "There is no joy in Bellaville" and preferably with Rob hosting :)<br /><br />Lisa<br /><a href="http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">17 Forever</a>17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25354513017481382842009-12-10T14:41:38.494-05:002009-12-10T14:41:38.494-05:00Dammit, now I have to go and reapply the eye makeu...Dammit, now I have to go and reapply the eye makeup that I just cried off from laughing so hard. Can I volunteer to help Edward pick off the sparkles? Especially in those hard to reach places! Hmmmm....<br />So I keep wondering how to turn this obsession into a pyramid scheme & actually make money off of it. I have 'turned' at least 3 people over to the twi-side & am working on a few others, one of them being my mom. <br />When she was here in September, I forced her to watch Twilight with me. At the beginning, she said, "THIS is the guy you have been wetting yourself about? He's not cute"...about halfway through the movie she said, "you know, he's not bad",(I believe that was the restaurant scene)and by the end, she declared Edward to be hot! So, following that, I bought her Twilight & New Moon, but she keeps saying she has a whole stack of books to read & no time to read them...AND she wouldn't go and see NM with me(would have been my 3rd viewing) over Thxgiving break. So, the jury is still out on my moms. <br />My husband just REFUSES to read it & then proceeds to hate, which pisses me off. <br />And my brother has said he'd like to read it to see what all the fuss is about - so, I got it for him for xmas. <br />Keep up the hilarity.Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25297477021522860682009-12-10T14:13:35.448-05:002009-12-10T14:13:35.448-05:00Love Mommee (na) Jerkface and her commentary!! I ...Love Mommee (na) Jerkface and her commentary!! I lost mine at a young(ish) age, so I'm very happy to voyeuristically be a part of your mother/daughter moments. :D<br /><br />Fkat<br /><br />W/V: curic....Twitarded is the cure..(hic)...for the obsession that ails me.SidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78314970500599189972009-12-10T14:12:21.900-05:002009-12-10T14:12:21.900-05:00when i read "picking off his sparkles" i...when i read "picking off his sparkles" i fucking lost it! that is one of the funniest thing i have ever read!! i still burst into laughter when i think about it. the mental image is just too great!Kim @citygirlinak https://www.blogger.com/profile/16379547904731261861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3675596032533228212009-12-10T13:46:33.320-05:002009-12-10T13:46:33.320-05:00This was hilarious. Your mom sounds like my mom. ...This was hilarious. Your mom sounds like my mom. My mom did like the books and the movies. She couldn't stand Bella. She thought she used Jacob and then tossed him aside. She is Team Jacob all the way (she likes her men warm blooded she says) and thinks I am nuts for being Team Edward. She also thinks I am nuts for being so obsessed with Twilight in general.Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10245702869814693975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3891609543413198762009-12-10T13:18:29.632-05:002009-12-10T13:18:29.632-05:00LMFAO! I can't wait for her book review of Ecl...LMFAO! I can't wait for her book review of Eclipse!Kitty Elvishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02952669534355451586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56549458847428683322009-12-10T13:08:21.820-05:002009-12-10T13:08:21.820-05:00I am the "Mother" you all speak of (age ...I am the "Mother" you all speak of (age wise)so there are a few of us out there in Twi la-la-land. I get the rolled eyes from my daughter (26). <br /><br />M(NA)J's assessment is perfect: "Bella is a vampire in her own way, she just sucks the joy and life out of every guy she meets." And sparkle picking? LMAO<br /><br />Sadly, the new cat just was not a Carlisle. So he has morphed into "Eddie". Eddie Vedder? Eddie Haskell? Eddie Cullen? The mystery remains.<br /><br />word verification - I always get the Italian ones!<br />copsi: the drain hole in the Volturi chamberkintailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11804810525874407597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84429209711127064482009-12-10T13:00:51.168-05:002009-12-10T13:00:51.168-05:00STY and JJ: I have found respite here. THANK YOU! ...STY and JJ: I have found respite here. THANK YOU! The only person, who I recruited by dropping Midnight Sun on her desktop amidst protest, is my little sister...before her it was lonely town for this Twilight lover. Mommy (na) Jerkface needs to add a second synopsis for round two (AKA your round 4). After round 3, I found myself being an absolute HATER of the entire party scene, kiss before he leaves, and the LEAVING scene...<br /><br />Keep up the fantastic work ladies, it's gonna be a long stretch until Eclipse.S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65138673013048675572009-12-10T12:40:37.455-05:002009-12-10T12:40:37.455-05:00I completely and utterly agree with M(na)J - howev...I completely and utterly agree with M(na)J - however, I keep spending money on this shite. I can't help myself - I obsessed, addicted, and jonesin. Must see New Moon again this weekend.TeJotahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17751782847069553930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10109330364015885152009-12-10T11:18:52.100-05:002009-12-10T11:18:52.100-05:00Oh, Mommy (not a) Jerkface, you have once again ma...Oh, Mommy (not a) Jerkface, you have once again managed to make me almost pee my pants, a talent that you have passed to JJ. We all owe you for that, but you owe us new panties. <br /><br />@Luciana: I feel your pain. I live in Twisolation too. Wanna come live in Ireland? ;)Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69799003066622979802009-12-10T11:02:14.014-05:002009-12-10T11:02:14.014-05:00@StarlitViolets - BIRTHING HIPS??!! I like my man...@StarlitViolets - BIRTHING HIPS??!! I like my man's hips to be slender (i.e. cute little butt), but my rules have relaxed enormously as I am getting up in age. Now, I'd just like them to be smaller than mine - no problem there, RPattz. Also, I hate smokers, and don't like kissin' on a scruffy chin where you get rug burn, but hey, when it comes to Rob the rule is: There are no rules as long as I can have him long and dirty!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22595859425045555322009-12-10T10:52:15.960-05:002009-12-10T10:52:15.960-05:00Ok, so your mom is HILARIOUS! She should have her ...Ok, so your mom is HILARIOUS! She should have her own blog ;);)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.com