tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3038006192903974412..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Teaching Dogs to Share. Yeah, Right.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59682825054685358792012-05-04T21:05:33.317-04:002012-05-04T21:05:33.317-04:00NASCAR kitties. That is all.NASCAR kitties. That is all.Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46632903909852323342012-05-02T05:34:02.461-04:002012-05-02T05:34:02.461-04:00My dogs are exactly the same, (erm except smaller)...My dogs are exactly the same, (erm except smaller) with any chewy treat I give em! Apparetnly you're supposed to put one extra treat out, so for my two dogs I should give them each one and then leave a third between them or something. This does not work as Penny doesn't care about any treat except the one Shilo is currently chewing on...Nixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02448754282405955233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9362834844844655732012-05-01T15:37:52.820-04:002012-05-01T15:37:52.820-04:00Yeah, the boys think she's the best toy ever. ...Yeah, the boys think she's the best toy ever. The best part is that by the time they're done there isn't a peep out of them for the rest of the evening. Score!!Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73816164634992986632012-05-01T14:44:09.378-04:002012-05-01T14:44:09.378-04:00Oh, LKY, you have found a subject that represents ...Oh, LKY, you have found a subject that represents the bane of my existence, especially because in my household it is one giant Dobermann (Emmett) vs 2 dachshunds, total typical hound pigs, though only the male stands up to and even provokes the giant Emmett. <br />Right now Emmett (circa 80 pounds) is young and backs off when Andy (16 pounds) approaches and eats Emmett's dog food. But when it is a bone, or a toy, both bare their teeth and roar and froth at the mouth and roll their eyes until I must come between them and (on two occasions) get hit by the fangs of the crazed, head-whipping Dobermann. The only solution was to separate them at all times when a bone or bones are available.<br />The antlers sound interesting, especially if they do not splinter. But so far my experience has been that even if there are 10 bones available Andy the dachshund will not be satisfied until he has taken them all.getinthecarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02954943235635648489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37638443902806402222012-05-01T13:52:41.766-04:002012-05-01T13:52:41.766-04:00You and your dogs all look so innocent. I call dec...You and your dogs all look so innocent. I call deception on all counts!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58671306868605977272012-05-01T12:04:42.390-04:002012-05-01T12:04:42.390-04:00I have two horses, Honey is 12 & I've had ...I have two horses, Honey is 12 & I've had her for 8 years. Lola is 2 & I've had her since last July. On top of these two there are 2 other horses (Willie & Erik) I take care of or ride on occasion. They all get jealous of eachother. I get 4 happy to see you whinnies when I get to the barn everyday & then I start getting stink eye because I only have 2 hands to pet with. *sigh* Finally once the treats come out I am back in good graces again. Oh man I know there are more antics I just can't remember all of them.Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76936093673886159732012-05-01T10:28:23.808-04:002012-05-01T10:28:23.808-04:00I don't know how you do it.I don't know how you do it.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79449162403963450322012-05-01T10:28:08.530-04:002012-05-01T10:28:08.530-04:00I'm pretty sure all types of hounds think of n...I'm pretty sure all types of hounds think of nothing but food for their entire existences. You would think they hadn't eaten in years!!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25632559878341630362012-05-01T10:27:17.118-04:002012-05-01T10:27:17.118-04:00Adding a ferret to the mix must be hysterical!! My...Adding a ferret to the mix must be hysterical!! My dogs would be so confused.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1890773978778841782012-05-01T10:25:28.788-04:002012-05-01T10:25:28.788-04:00I agree - they are way over priced! Start looking ...I agree - they are way over priced! Start looking in the woods for sheds.<br /><br />I love the idea of hiding stuff around the yard. I might have to try that.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-616240602463009542012-05-01T10:24:35.667-04:002012-05-01T10:24:35.667-04:00I wish my dogs chased each other. My old dog isn&#...I wish my dogs chased each other. My old dog isn't interested in playing. And my young dog is just an asshole.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32954118141405912452012-05-01T10:23:50.848-04:002012-05-01T10:23:50.848-04:00They have not trained me. I'm pretty sure of i...They have not trained me. I'm pretty sure of it.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16455220586675158292012-05-01T10:13:37.302-04:002012-05-01T10:13:37.302-04:00Animals are assholes. That's why they have to ...Animals are assholes. That's why they have to look so cute. Your dogs crack me up with their personalities. They have trained you well.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18782232998323188972012-05-01T09:41:56.951-04:002012-05-01T09:41:56.951-04:00Thanks for the antler suggestion!
We also have ...Thanks for the antler suggestion! <br /><br />We also have 2 dogs that are chewers as well. One is a Boston Bull/Red Healer cross and the other is supposed to be a Aussie Shephard/Border Collie cross but there was an Afghan hound back there somewhere - she's about twice the size as the other one!<br /><br />Anyway - we have an open living room where you can walk completely around the couch, loveseat and coffee table. <br /><br />My 2 dogs like to get in chasing matches - usually the larger chasing the smaller - around the furniture. The most laps I have counted so far is 23. <br /><br />At least they get some exercise this way!prstlkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05902405235936080757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17824199174583218842012-05-01T09:20:47.024-04:002012-05-01T09:20:47.024-04:00Just catching up on the last few posts - thanks, l...Just catching up on the last few posts - thanks, ladies. I needed a good laugh this morning! Antler dogs, Emo teens (got one of those, thanks), Frodo feet. You've put a smile on my face. xoxospottysmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10775998507986770941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72812938413809488552012-05-01T07:46:32.486-04:002012-05-01T07:46:32.486-04:00Antlers are great, but it amazes me that some entr...Antlers are great, but it amazes me that some entrepreneurial evil genius thought to package a few inches of one for $17.99. <br /><br />I have 4-6 large dogs at the house at any one time. My favorite is Easter. About a dozen hard boiled eggs cut into pieces and hidden in bits around the yard. It only happens once a year, but they know it. They're like rabid soccer fans stampeding one another to get out of the backdoor. Blind dogs and infirm are given a head start.italhurtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09394966814224052275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61299955204477216892012-05-01T07:03:30.534-04:002012-05-01T07:03:30.534-04:00Didn't you know that what the other dog has AL...Didn't you know that what the other dog has ALWAYS tastes better? I have a three-way argument in my house, but even more complicated because my Yorkies are a little family. So while Merry, the mommy Yorkie, is allowed to steal from Casper, the baby Yorkie, if Pippin, the daddy Yorkie tries it he'll get his head ripped off by Merry. She's an incredibly sweet dog with big brown eyes that would melt your heart, but mess with her treats or her baby at your peril. Pip's a sneaky little fucker though, she only has to turn her back for a second and he's in and gone before you can blink. Should've called him Artful fucking Dodger. <br /><br />If you want to see shenanigans, you should see Pippin and Casper playing with the ferret. Hide and seek under the blanket in the dog basket is particularly funny.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58028985862030594042012-05-01T00:34:25.566-04:002012-05-01T00:34:25.566-04:00I grew up with beagles, and though they're pre...I grew up with beagles, and though they're pretty laid back dogs, they're serious about food. For a while we had a beagle and a terrier. When the beagle finished her meal, she would bark at the back door, which would send the terrier flying out into the yard. Then the beagle would saunter over and finish the terrier's meal. <br /><br />Another beagle we had had a stroke right before Thanksgiving my sophomore year of college. The vet told my mom she wasn't in any pain so they didn't have to put her down, but to get all the kids home for final goodbyes. She couldn't use her back legs anymore, so she just lay on a blanket in the kitchen, but she could still eat. So my brothers got some dog biscuits, waved them under her nose then slowly backed away. That dog loved food so much she heaved herself to her feet and tottered after the treats. She lived another six months, fully mobile. The day she passed on breakfast was when my mom knew the dog was ready to go. That was one hungry dog.katrinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06048965733631155441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8735210384712890262012-04-30T23:23:38.545-04:002012-04-30T23:23:38.545-04:00Bwahahaha! Welcome to my world, only mine is that...Bwahahaha! Welcome to my world, only mine is that times four! Give out a treat and yeah the doggie mind games begin! Antlers rock, keeps them busy for hours, sometimes. Then the yours looks better than mine games begin. Unless you stick them in a crate to chew their treats the mind games are relentless, I'm always playing treat referee.red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8006443303718915812012-04-30T22:57:59.505-04:002012-04-30T22:57:59.505-04:00Your dogs are very much like the toddlers I care f...Your dogs are very much like the toddlers I care for every day...what a riot! And co-workers wonder why I'm always saying, "Sit! Stay! Toys are not food!" <br /><br />heheheRobbienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45235353095101011312012-04-30T22:24:12.618-04:002012-04-30T22:24:12.618-04:00When a dog leaves food behind, it means they'r...When a dog leaves food behind, it means they're done with it.<br /><br /> You should put out about 6 more antlers to prevent a full war.... or at the least, for more giggles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com