tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3332135864287996994..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: I Want New Moon.... oooooh, Wass That?!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58214232391204404592009-09-30T20:48:47.988-04:002009-09-30T20:48:47.988-04:00@stan: Yeah, the Lancashire accent is far from hot...@stan: Yeah, the Lancashire accent is far from hot. I don't see the attraction in Irish accents either. Especially where I live - it's either a thick culchie farmer accent or a flat icky townie accent. Neither is sexy. At all. Glad you're having fun with Mini-E! Now I have to go find my stupid camera...Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75737604150533785662009-09-30T10:15:42.034-04:002009-09-30T10:15:42.034-04:00@Banshee713, just realised I've just posted ab...@Banshee713, just realised I've just posted about PE on the post above comments because I have no brain! Got him out and wasted the morning taking pics lol, kept me entertained though. <br />I keep thinking I'd like to visit London again, not been for years. We live up in Lancashire (I'm not a native though!) where the men's accents are far from sexy. I love Rob's voice because it's Rob's obviously, I don't see the attraction of the Brit accent either otherwise :o).Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66458406666799599232009-09-30T05:22:22.111-04:002009-09-30T05:22:22.111-04:00@stan: No I live just to the north of the city, ab...@stan: No I live just to the north of the city, about a forty minute drive. Glad you like it here! I haven't been to England in years. London's a cool city. <br />I had a fierce internal battle about whether or not to open my mini-E, but I ended up saying fuck it and just ripped him outta there. I may invest in a second one to take to the Antiques Roadshow along with all my other nerdy collectibles though! ;)Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18437284283343662442009-09-30T01:17:39.077-04:002009-09-30T01:17:39.077-04:00@Banshee713 "Knowing my luck it would go tits...@Banshee713 "Knowing my luck it would go tits-up as soon as the tat was done :/" - A situation that deserves its own term perhaps - 'tats-up'??<br /><br />I have also been inspired to invest in a pocket Edward this past week, however, part of me can't bring myself to open the packaging because the thought of taking him along to the Antiques Roadshow in 50yrs time and appear on the TV with my pristine Twilight merch and one of my Edward plasters on my cheek Nelly-style in a public show of my devotion has been too great. I have been weakening though and think today could be the day to open him up, I keep walking past the kids toys and getting far too excite when I see things that would 'fit' him, the latest being the guitar from Buckaroo. Hmm, might have to do a photoshoot for my blog, another productive day ahead...<br /><br />Do you live in Dublin itself? We love Ireland, been a few times now :o) xxStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85237429515092552612009-09-29T22:31:25.397-04:002009-09-29T22:31:25.397-04:00@Vitamin R - Maybe. If I get drunk enough. Most of...@Vitamin R - Maybe. If I get drunk enough. Most of them are rather boring to everyone but me but I do have one interesting one (well, a very interesting story, rather but that's all mine). It's a very classic Sailor style sparrow, red & black, with a clutch of blue forget-me-nots. Oh, and it's dead. Eyes are crossed out. <br /><br />Oh and I think I opted to fuck Kris Kristofferson (or however you spell his name). Maybe I was drunk?Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78233755665004924872009-09-29T22:20:18.373-04:002009-09-29T22:20:18.373-04:00@JJ--oh and I would probably marry Neil Young too....@JJ--oh and I would probably marry Neil Young too. I walked down the aisle at my wedding to a Neil Young song...I heart him.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39639950464280602312009-09-29T22:08:08.022-04:002009-09-29T22:08:08.022-04:00Thanks all for the great tat advice. I too am pla...Thanks all for the great tat advice. I too am planning to get my first one for my 40th birthday which will be in Nov. of 2010. I love the idea of posting it somewhere where you will see it every day for a long while. Great, great advice--thanks! I would love to know everyone's favorite tat spot. I am thinking upper shoulder so I can hide it with a t-shirt--I want to be able to see it though. JJ I think we need a tat post with photos of all your tats and your fantabulous advice.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15667730998276954532009-09-29T22:03:03.237-04:002009-09-29T22:03:03.237-04:00@twichotic-haha you got me! I was all flustered c...@twichotic-haha you got me! I was all flustered cuz your definition hadn't even occurred to me. ;DSidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52301935761343992122009-09-29T21:56:44.736-04:002009-09-29T21:56:44.736-04:00@F-Kat - Hee, hee. I knew whatcha meant... I jus...@F-Kat - Hee, hee. I knew whatcha meant... I just thought I'd change it up a bit. =}C.a.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03552374318554814298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-55259056963459169232009-09-29T21:50:25.335-04:002009-09-29T21:50:25.335-04:00@Twichotic - oh you slay me! Lol.
Zzzzzzz=pocket...@Twichotic - oh you slay me! Lol. <br />Zzzzzzz=pocket rocket????? Haha, now you're embarrassing me. Actually I just meant that to represent a "lull". You know, kind of uneventfully snoozing along on cruise control. But let's go with your definition. That's hilarious. <br /><br />F KatSidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25873118993384335552009-09-29T21:41:18.555-04:002009-09-29T21:41:18.555-04:00@F-Kat - "marry, fuck, kill, fuck, kill, kill...@F-Kat - "marry, fuck, kill, fuck, kill, kill, zzzzzzz(twifanfic) fuck fuck fuck." Brilliant!!!<br /><br />So is the "zzzzzzzz" the sound of the bullet/pocket rocket one uses when perhaps reading wonderful twifanfic?? ;)C.a.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03552374318554814298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71613303286831314372009-09-29T21:35:07.864-04:002009-09-29T21:35:07.864-04:00That was hilarious! XD! Loved the posters. =p The ...That was hilarious! XD! Loved the posters. =p The threesome one was my favorite, probably because I've been talking about foursomes lately. ;o The Blade one had me rotfl and the Bite Me one had me drooling. <3 *sigh* Funny about that "your crap can sell, too" one, lol. I want to see the fault people find in SM's books, but I'm far too Twilight biased to be objective. Oh well. XD! I didn't get the Ignorance poster. Who are those people? =@<br /><br />But on another note, I FREAKING KNOW! Isn't this wait just THE LONGEST?! ;.; Just gotta keep holding on. =/ SERIOUSLY hope this movie doesn't disappoint me. I mean, besides the way I already know it will (i.e., Kristen's lack of acting talent >.>). But besides that, I'm pretty hopeful. But everytime I watch this trailer, I get pissed at the same point. I've come to anticipate it now. Everytime Kristen says, "I have to go" to "Jacob," (I have to say Kristen. I can't insult the character's pain by putting her in with this complete lack of emotion.) I seriously want to pull my hair out. Keep rewinding it hoping it will get better, hoping it wasn't QUITE as bad as I remember it. And then, it always seems worse. XD! Where's the freaking emotion in her voice? Her face? Anywhere in her little body? At least ACT like you're a broken, empty doll, about to run off risking life and limb to go save the reason for your existence. Gosh. ;.; I'm actually skimming through New Moon currently. Not because I'm re-reading it for the movie premier, but just because it's a habit to re-read random sections of books I like. I'm just at the part where Alice tells Bella Edward went to Italy. <3 Now why can't Kristen put that kind of feeling into her words? =/ *sigh* November 20th, come sooner. ;.;Kori/ Team Switzer-Jacobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81961665492018963412009-09-29T21:33:34.463-04:002009-09-29T21:33:34.463-04:00So I'm a little late with the FMK (got distrac...So I'm a little late with the FMK (got distracted). My marriage is just shy of 20 years. I thought we would literally kill each other during the first two, but we did manage to have two babies during that time, so mine went something like this: marry, fuck, kill, fuck, kill, kill, zzzzzzz(twifanfic) fuck fuck fuck. Yeah that's about right.SidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27414334764746459622009-09-29T21:33:24.892-04:002009-09-29T21:33:24.892-04:00@F Kat: Nope, the three-leafed shamrock is just a ...@F Kat: Nope, the three-leafed shamrock is just a general symbol for Ireland, good luck and St Patrick. Clover is a different plant entirely, even though it looks almost the same. Shamrocks are paler, or smaller, or something. I can't remember. I think two little shamrocks would be really cute. And good for you for taking the plunge. I'm too much of a wimp to get a name done. Knowing my luck it would go tits-up as soon as the tat was done :/<br /><br />Hehe, 'insert-name-here sucks.' That's just genius.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23285077361762334132009-09-29T21:15:18.207-04:002009-09-29T21:15:18.207-04:00First of all, the fact that you seem to have adopt...First of all, the fact that you seem to have adopted the game Fuck Marry Kill into the three stages-ish of marriage makes me cry because you are all geniuses. <br /><br />I think the first time I ever played FMK was with ML's band and my choices were Kris Kristofferson [the early years], Neil Young and... someone I totally forget so I either killed him or fucked him. <br /><br />And F-Kat - If I snort wine out of my nose over your name changes one more time I'm going to kick your ass. Lovingly, natch. ;)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63569422893473939482009-09-29T21:08:38.837-04:002009-09-29T21:08:38.837-04:00@Banshee713 - can't wait to see pix of mini-Ed...@Banshee713 - can't wait to see pix of mini-Edward all over Dublin! As far as the name tattoo goes, I was thinking if my husband ever cheated on me or went on a killing spree or something, I could always add the word "sucks" at the bottom. Lol. I considered just using initials, but I really want to go all in, you know? - not just the tip! Oh, and I was thinking I'd add two clovers-one for each of our daughters and a nod to my Irish heritage. 4 leaf clovers are lucky, but I think three leaf clovers are prettier. Any symbolism in Irish lore I should know about pertaining to the clover? I'd hate to inadvertantly pick the bad luck stink eye version that is reserved for putting hexes on all who lay eyes upon it. Thanks for your input. This blog has been extremely self-serving to me today. (sorry)<br /><br />F KatF Kat (Aw Hell. "blogger" got tired of posting my long name. Gotta try to re-sign in. )noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46504708612056236962009-09-29T20:38:10.222-04:002009-09-29T20:38:10.222-04:00I finally did it! I got a mini-Edward! Yay!!! I lo...I finally did it! I got a mini-Edward! Yay!!! I love you, geekazoids at Forbidden Planet. Erm, I guess I should, since I'm one of you...<br />My mission: make a complete arse of myself to get ridiculous pictures of him all over Dublin. Yay lack of dignity!<br /><br />@Twiwasgoinginforthekisswhenigotadickinmymouth: If I ever got someone's name tattooed on me, I'd get it done in hieroglyphs or ogham. That way, if it ends, I can just tell people it means 'I love cake' or something. <br />And not all American accents sound awful to us, just the really nasal ones (like my Gran's).Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40296651008772195732009-09-29T19:34:22.355-04:002009-09-29T19:34:22.355-04:00@Stan - I can so relate to your 3 stages of marria...@Stan - I can so relate to your 3 stages of marriage. So many of my friends are hitting the "Rocky 15-20's" in married life and are wondering how to get through it. I tell them "That's what blogs are for! Go check out Twitarded, for some great laughs!"<br /><br />@Latchkey Wife and VitaminR - you guys are so funny. Love you!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29752768358078517872009-09-29T17:10:25.169-04:002009-09-29T17:10:25.169-04:00@Z Any Mouse, my 3 stages of marriage so far are F...@Z Any Mouse, my 3 stages of marriage so far are Fuck, Marry, Twilight....erm, what marriage?<br /><br />Also, love the Taycob theory, the more buff he becomes the less I need to notice his baby face anyway, Team Threesome all the way (although not at the same time, you'd never get used to the constant temp changes on your skin)Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37998433465813613432009-09-29T17:10:00.448-04:002009-09-29T17:10:00.448-04:00Ep-ic motivational posters! Threesome: you're ...Ep-ic motivational posters! Threesome: you're doing it wrong was absolutely hilarious! Print these poster size and add them to your online shop, please.Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371509309172822349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81890620872815861772009-09-29T17:02:53.654-04:002009-09-29T17:02:53.654-04:00Oh how I needed that laugh today! Thank you girls!...Oh how I needed that laugh today! Thank you girls!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5293346043129590212009-09-29T16:32:32.938-04:002009-09-29T16:32:32.938-04:00@Z Any Mouse @LKW--I think it went like this for m...@Z Any Mouse @LKW--I think it went like this for me Fuck, Mary, Kill, Kill, Kill (enter Twifanfic), Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Kill, Fuck, Fuck.....<br /><br />V/W 'densinge' Is this what I would get if I entered RPattz "Den of Sin"? I think so.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76742052164146406382009-09-29T16:06:30.958-04:002009-09-29T16:06:30.958-04:00@Z Any Mouse - Fuck, Marry, Kill... the 3 stages o...@Z Any Mouse - Fuck, Marry, Kill... the 3 stages of marriage... holy fuck, I am dying laughing right now!! I think my stages were Fuck, Kill, Marry, Kill, Kill, Kill!!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47636112995577125062009-09-29T15:51:08.224-04:002009-09-29T15:51:08.224-04:00Fuck Marry Kill sounds like the three stages of a ...Fuck Marry Kill sounds like the three stages of a marriage. Luckily after 17 years I haven't hit stage 3 yet, but there's still time. Loved the posters, especially Threesome. Since we're all pretenders here, I'm pretending Taycob is legal, okay? Why be team "whatever" when you can have both? lol<br /><br />@JJ - the best thing about owning a house is that you can put a nail hole or even color on the walls with Sharpies, and there' no landlord that says you can't! You will always remember the first meal you cook, and which pot you used to cook it in. Just try not to burn down the new crib, and install working smoke detectors right away. Cheers!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26033223719252820782009-09-29T15:21:37.513-04:002009-09-29T15:21:37.513-04:00@twinatic - thanks for all the info! My daughter ...@twinatic - thanks for all the info! My daughter is bringing me with her to "observe" while she gets a consult on her second one. Baby steps. Heh heh. <br /><br />F KatSidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.com