tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3400583613815836454..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Something Smells FishySnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19534259243716811032011-04-29T10:24:05.753-04:002011-04-29T10:24:05.753-04:00I am ROTFLMAO!!!!! That was hysterical!!KeyeI am ROTFLMAO!!!!! That was hysterical!!<br><br>KeyeKeye Cullenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09491413043996175313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65530527015686588572011-04-29T10:24:05.274-04:002011-04-29T10:24:05.274-04:00They should have just called the bottled scent &qu...They should have just called the bottled scent "Douchebag".@allaboutdharmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35428000595114792102011-04-29T10:24:04.845-04:002011-04-29T10:24:04.845-04:00I read a book once that suggested best perfume in ...I read a book once that suggested best perfume in the world was a dab of your own lady juice behind each ear. Can't say I've tried it myself & definitely wouldn't buy anyone else's lady juice.TwitardedMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12274806654090641479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-935634900485336382011-04-29T10:24:04.349-04:002011-04-29T10:24:04.349-04:00@allaboutdharmaBAHAHAHAHAHA!!@allaboutdharma<br><br>BAHAHAHAHAHA!!Twi-Twat Rotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17595154807891619952011-04-29T10:24:04.105-04:002011-04-29T10:24:04.105-04:00OH.MAH.GAWD......a distressed refrain of "no,...OH.MAH.GAWD......<br>a distressed refrain of "no, no, no,no..OH HELL NO" through the entire viewing of that video.<br><br>big fat Toey tears of laughter streaming down my face.<br><br><br>WV: Sente.....I will be waving a bike seat perfumed with the sente of vag to attract the Precious.Toefunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75778215803937923102011-02-23T22:27:57.989-05:002011-02-23T22:27:57.989-05:00So sick and so wrong, yet totally awesome. The po...So sick and so wrong, yet totally awesome. The post made me laugh and the comments almost had me in tears!! I love you ladies!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17667266821433134332011-02-23T19:01:50.974-05:002011-02-23T19:01:50.974-05:00My computer is acting like a fuckwad and won't...My computer is acting like a fuckwad and won't load that commercial, but I can't say I'm too sad about that....I have to go lie down now, I am in physical pain from laughing so hard. TK, you rock so fucking hard. I bow to you. And I'd smell Rob's bicycle seat, too, JS.sharileenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52811345236468981762011-02-23T17:30:29.357-05:002011-02-23T17:30:29.357-05:00Who the fuck are these wackos? And how desperate o...Who the fuck are these wackos? And how desperate of an actor do you have to be to take the role of "guy who sniffs crotchy smelling bike seat"?<br />Fucking hilarious!Fork Headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141992622195632107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71183726544331656752011-02-22T22:28:34.378-05:002011-02-22T22:28:34.378-05:00@Porphyrias_Curse - oh that is one sick thought th...@Porphyrias_Curse - oh that is one sick thought that I'd actually entertain too. Somebody tell me we aren't as disgusting as they pervy guy in the commercial, please!Twi-Me?https://www.blogger.com/profile/12532762153762579420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74027452658180782632011-02-22T21:41:15.710-05:002011-02-22T21:41:15.710-05:00OH.MY.GOD....I'm laughing so hard I'm chok...OH.MY.GOD....I'm laughing so hard I'm choking....and OMFG what is there a commercial?GTA Twihard Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13872734024564479861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53378415389820810532011-02-21T22:19:12.163-05:002011-02-21T22:19:12.163-05:00I think it's somehow wrong that the only thing...I think it's somehow wrong that the only thing I can think about now is that bicycle Rob bought in Louisiana and how it probably smells like his sweaty man sacks yet....I'd totally sniff that seat.Porphyrias_Cursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14189925791512805430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45759897026145076602011-02-21T19:53:12.811-05:002011-02-21T19:53:12.811-05:00This reminds me of some of the fanfics I have read...This reminds me of some of the fanfics I have read when Edward goes down on Bella, BUT FIRST....inhales so he can smell her scent....ewwwww. Also, when they lick the fingers clean - just....so....gross.<br />This just scares me about some men.<br />Anyhoo...topic change. THANK you for recommending The Hunger Games. I am reading it now & it is pretty amazing. You ladies always deliver, even if it's Eau de Vajayjay!Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26786498449321835932011-02-21T19:27:47.252-05:002011-02-21T19:27:47.252-05:00Okay, here's the thing that totally fucking ba...Okay, here's the thing that totally fucking baffles me about the advertisement. He has the VAGINA, people. Like, the real thing that is riding the bike and smiling all coyly at him and he chooses to sniff the bicycle seat??? Why didn't he just sniff the real thing.<br /><br />Um. I'm clearly thinking too deeply about this. And it's disturbing.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48998400802007214902011-02-21T18:59:31.612-05:002011-02-21T18:59:31.612-05:00Holy shit! I can't believe this but then again...Holy shit! I can't believe this but then again.... Thank God I swallowed my wine before reading or it would have ended up all over my laptop! 'Cooter nectar' ROFLMAO<br /><br />TK, at least you left us with a hot shot of RPattz.IGiveUphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865952489001020527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15296815882734884082011-02-21T18:38:42.521-05:002011-02-21T18:38:42.521-05:00Few things leave my jaw on the floor! Especially ...Few things leave my jaw on the floor! Especially after being a faithfil Twitarded follower, y'all never cease to amaze me.<br /><br />But this did! <br /><br />I'm going to try to pry my chin off the floor now.Mommy Wishdomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07840619627314731020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63300767649680642112011-02-21T18:33:09.719-05:002011-02-21T18:33:09.719-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Fork Headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141992622195632107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17820001592430540192011-02-21T17:44:11.013-05:002011-02-21T17:44:11.013-05:00so fkg hilarious!!!! i totally thought the dude wa...so fkg hilarious!!!! i totally thought the dude was going to lick the bicycle seat!caninecolognehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07921983679558271352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8343017770335823312011-02-21T16:56:06.662-05:002011-02-21T16:56:06.662-05:00.....?!.....?!Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13662562442241675382011-02-21T15:50:32.316-05:002011-02-21T15:50:32.316-05:00So I've been without internet access for the w...So I've been without internet access for the weekend (except my phone but I couldn't watch the video on my phone)....now I really want to un-see that video... one of the most disturbing things I've seen EVER. WHAT. THE. FUCK??! Why was I in such a hurry to get to my computer to see THAT? {{searches for sharp object to jab in my eyeballs}}sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-255341835980234612011-02-21T13:14:14.553-05:002011-02-21T13:14:14.553-05:00I got to the picture of Vulva, and told myself to ...I got to the picture of Vulva, and told myself to turn away. To quit Firefox and don't go on. But....like a bad car accident, I had to keep looking.<br /><br />Absolutely hysterical, but I have been scarred for life. <br /><br /> I would love to see their sales figures and demographics of buyers.still looking for my vampnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52678769559239544332011-02-21T13:14:01.425-05:002011-02-21T13:14:01.425-05:00And this is why I absolutely LOVE this community! ...And this is why I absolutely LOVE this community! Thank you TexasKatherine, you have just found the birthday gift that I will be purchasing for my best friend this year!<br /><br />Last year, I purchased him the Natural Harvest: Cooking with Cum cookbook thanks to the Twigasm podcast (miss those ladies) and I think this will absolutely top that present!Rikki_DDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28602017651176449412011-02-21T11:27:02.262-05:002011-02-21T11:27:02.262-05:00HOLY. SHIT. No fucking way. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HOLY. SHIT. No fucking way. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't want to know how you came across this but it is HILARIOUS! <br /><br />*SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53209829491128053692011-02-21T10:31:58.702-05:002011-02-21T10:31:58.702-05:00@Double Dickin [*wink*]- "Juicy Cooter" ...@Double Dickin [*wink*]- <i>"Juicy Cooter"</i> - bwahahahahaaaa!!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91127893202431052902011-02-21T10:28:47.695-05:002011-02-21T10:28:47.695-05:00Im ....I...welp, firstly...I think *holds back puk...Im ....I...welp, firstly...I think *holds back puke* the uh name ...needs help...here are some better rec. ...Scent of A Woman.. Sweet Spot ....A Labia of Love..Passionate Pussy.....now those are nice....but really what gets me is the mind altering shit pouring through my brain..Cheese Wiz....Swamp Vag.....Smadge D'toilet.....Au d Clam Chowder......Firecrotch.....now,...my brain won't stop...but I will.....Thanks TK. Now every time I put on perfume I'm going to think of this....Off to shower...and put on my very best perfume....Juicy Cooter.....I mean Couture......I need brain bleach ....stat.Double_Dippinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14534276628266679962011-02-21T10:12:25.430-05:002011-02-21T10:12:25.430-05:00After reading the name of the product, Vulva: Orig...After reading the name of the product, Vulva: Original, my first thought was, did they follow it up with other vaginal scents? Like Vulva: Yeast, or Vulva: Menses? How bout Vulva with a hint of Chlamydia, and a touch of trichomoniasis! Can't wait for that one!!Spidermonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11194132334505170404noreply@blogger.com